The Podcast on Haunted Hill

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>> Hello and welcome to the podcast on Haunted Hill.

>> Episode 138 does sound like I'm trailer in an 80s action movie.

>> My name's Gav.

>> Trailer in an action movie?

No, it would be more like this.

>> Episode 138 of the podcast on Haunted Hill.

>> That would be better.

I was watching Gramlins 2 yesterday.

>> You're Dan on you quickly.

>> By the way, I'm Dan.

>> I was watching Gramlins 2 yesterday because I'd picked it out while we were playing.

>> A new batch.

>> Yeah, he'd never seen it.

And we watched it and at one point he said, what's going on?

I explained to him, this would be if in a cinema a film would break.

But it's Hulk Hogan and you reminded me of Hulk Hogan just then.

Did you ever?

>> Hey, brother.

>> Well, there was two versions of that, wasn't there?

There was the home video version in which the tape broke.

>> I've never seen that one.

>> Gramlins did like a hand puppet silhouette sort of thing on the screen.

>> Well, they did that anyway.

But the film breaks, not the actual one.

Is that what you're thinking?

>> But then in the cinema, in the cinematic version, Hulk Hogan was in it.

>> I saw both.

It was in both.

>> Okay, cool, cool.

They did two slightly different versions.

>> I thought even.

Yeah, I thought because the film breaks.

But it would have been nice if it had actually done a tape where the tape snapped.

And then it showed some people with a video tape because it shows the cinema.

It goes like raw meta.

>> That's right.

You saw the cinematic version then, but there's also a video version as well, which is cool.

>> Elijah would have realized that more, even though he doesn't watch video tapes,

he might have understood that more because I had to explain to him.

But yeah, you might have been Hulk Hogan.

Anyway.

>> And you know, Christopher Lee, why he did that cameo in that film.

>> His grandchild or something said to him, he should do it.

No, he wanted to apologize to Jay Dante for appearing in that Howling movie that he was in.

>> Howling part two because Jay Dante directed the first one.

I've never seen a second one.

I've seen a European castle.

I had a video tape for it, but the video tape was busted.

So I've never seen it.

>> Well, there we go.

Well, listen, it's episode 138 already with Rapper Team all, but that's what people are here for,

the tangent scav.

But let's quickly set things up.

This is, I'm ticking a big tick in my imaginary hand here.

We're ticking off the start of summer.

>> Yeah, this is summer.

So I hope everybody's got their thongs on and you're all all up.

And you're lounging on a beach like a whale.

Just go, "Ugh."

I hope that's what's going on.

>> If you're Australian, by the way, Gav isn't referring to your flip-flops or your sandals

because in Australia, your thong is your shoe.

Your sandals.

>> I mean like your little bit of material covering up your private area.

Men, women, non-gendered.

You've all got these little privately areas where we have to do the stuff.

Things happen there.

Are some people allowed to see the private areas?

Well, legally.

>> Unless you're Kevin Spacey.

>> I mean some people might flash to each other or something when they're drunk.

I don't know.

But I mean, I don't know where this is going actually.

But there's a bit of material that covers up that area.

>> I hope you're wearing it, all of you.

While you listen to me and Dan.

>> What you're saying is you hope they're semi-naked while they listen to the summer episode.

>> I think so.

>> I think they're trying to imagine.

>> Hopefully you are.

>> There's this Jimi Hendrix album cover and it's just loads of naked women.

It might be a little lady land.

>> Yeah, it's four girls.

No, isn't that...

Oh, God.

>> I thought it was Electric Lady Land.

>> Is it four women in Satabai's swimming pool?

>> No, no, no, no.

There's a load of women just looking up at the non-naked stuff.

And maybe that's what I'm imagining now.

But all of our listeners all together just pushed into a room all together.

Kind of like a squashed human centipede without the actual arse to mouth.

>> And I'm imagining...

Jesus, I'm imagining you wearing Borat's mankini.

>> And we're standing over them going, "Brah, brah, brah, brah."

Like weird dictators.

>> Dictators.

>> Dictakers.

>> Dictators.

>> Hapotatoes.

>> I don't know what's going on there.

Are you all right enjoying the sunshine?

>> I'm good.

Let's be honest.

We live in the UK.

>> And it's been pretty warm.

Well, to be fair...

>> It's been warm, but it's rained for about two weeks.

>> ... to be fair, we're kind of doing a little bit better than most of the world.

Sorry, I'm a little welled because I know you're listening.

It's a bit hot in some of your countries.

>> Yeah, I heard it was 59 degrees Celsius in China.

That's...

I mean, there is such a thing as global warming and we're seeing a lot of people

saying, "It's global warming and we're seeing it."

But let's not get too depressed about that.

Gav's showing me his mug.

And the reason he's showing me his mug, I'll get to now...

>> Not my face.

My actual coffee mug.

>> His cup full of coffee.

It's because on it has beautiful hockey mask of Mr. Jason Voorhees.

And to celebrate this summer, we are...

We are covering for this episode.

As you know, you've clicked it.

Before you listen to the last episode and we told you, we are covering Friday the 13th

part two from 1981 and Friday the 13th part 3D.

Don't forget the D.

>> Motherfucking free, motherfucking D.

>> From 1982.

Smash that another one the following year.

And it's probably going to be a theme that we do whenever we tackle a Jason movie we're

going to do two because we covered six many years ago for a birthday episode.

We covered one last summer.

So here's two and three.

So if you are following along, you'll probably understand that we're going to be doing four

and five next summer, et cetera, et cetera.

So yeah, we are...

That's what we're covering.

So lots of fun kills, lots of silly characters.

And one of my least favorite characters in the horror genre.

>> What?

More than an older lethal weapon.

Lethal weapon.

>> Lethal weapon.

Do you mean...

>> Take a second.

>> Do you mean...

I mean, a chainsaw is a lethal weapon.

But listen, Garth, I want to understand...

>> My brain...

>> In your head, how is your head...

>> It doesn't even work.

>> ...with lethal weapon and textures.

>> It's not even the same as...

Normally...

>> What's going on?

>> The Sarah has to listen to me say...

Listen to me say some fucking bizarre shit.

I'll just say words and she'll be like, "What?"

Or not...

>> That is one of the weirdest things.

>> She'll just start wetting herself.

And I'll say like, I'll be like, "Oh, I mean that."

Because I'll just get the words... because my mind...

My brain just can't do it.

That's why I've found English and I can't do it.

The words are just confusing in my head.

And the letters...

Sometimes it's letters that are the same.

But text is showing some massacre and lethal weapon.

Haven't we got the same letters going on?

>> They're completely different things.

>> No, no.

Anyway, more than Franklin then.

>> Yeah, more than...

Almost as much as Franklin.

Like literally probably on the same level.

And I'm referring to, of course, Shelley in "Fraid of Thirteenth, Part Three."

>> Which we'll get to.

>> And he was employed for the job because they saw him out on the street.

Wasn't even an actor.

And they went, "Yeah, he looks perfect."

>> Yeah.

>> "Thirteenth, that and the ones."

>> I will be having a bit of a go at him.

His character, not the actor, but his character when we get there.

And I know he's there to be annoying.

>> He looks kind of the same nowadays.

You see a lot of the actors from it.

Because obviously this movie is straight...

>> He just doesn't have the curly hair.

>> Early '80s.

Yeah, well he does.

It's just shorter.

But he doesn't look that much different.

Early '80s.

But a lot of the other cast members you see him be like, "Whoa."

No offense to him in any way.

Age, whatever.

He's just kind of like, "Whoa."

Obviously because, you know, of course people grow.

It's really funny when you watch...

I was thinking about this earlier today.

When you watch a film, it's really odd that you're just like...

You'll see a picture now.

I saw someone who's in "Chase and Amy" or something like that.

And I saw a picture, Kevin Smith, a picture on Instagram.

And I was like, "Whoa, they look old."

And I said to myself, "Yeah.

Yeah, they've got older."

>> Yeah, but then...

>> You've got older.

It's just what it is.

But you don't...

Because they're in the limelight and you see these movies over and over and over, in your

head you have what they look like.

And then all of a sudden it's just like, "Oh."

>> But then sometimes people don't.

For example, I was watching Chris Rock's newest stand-up the other day where he talks about

the Will Smith incident.

And I suddenly realized that Chris Rock is 58.

And he looks younger than me.

And he's on stage, like, standing in his chair.

He's like, "And I'm like, 'How is this man almost 60?

What is going on?'"

>> Yeah, you do find with black people a lot more because the lines are sort of in the

face so much.

You don't see so much of the white folk, you know?

>> Yeah, and we get the wrinkles coming in.

>> Yeah, and you can see it more.

And you can see the crows feeling that stuff.

You don't see it as much, sort of thing, you know?

>> And who's the other one?

Oh, Salma Hayek.

I was watching the first episode of the new season of Black Mirror.

She's in it.

And she is almost 60.

>> Yeah.

>> I thought she does not look it.

>> She does look good as well.

But yeah, totally.

People generally just do look good.

>> But people do.

>> The color of skin, too.

People generally do look good as they get older.

And it's life choices, isn't it, my friend?

>> Smoking, cocaine, drinking.

>> If you inject inherent into your testicles on a daily basis, you're not going to look

good at 35.

>> I've asked you to not bring that up.

I quit all that years ago.

Okay?

>> I remember seeing a picture of that in the woods.

Some magazines, back in the day, though, like years, yeah.

And I don't know what it was.

Maybe it was something to actually get you not doing it like a fucking this is gnarly,

you know?

And just, yeah, that just made me go, I'm never going to do whatever that stuff is.

Hair room.

Because it was hair room.

I didn't know what it was.

Well, anyway, let's get some hair room.

>> Let's do some hair room for the summer.

So yeah, that's what we're covering, the two movies.

We also got a special look.

We're actually going to go on a little camping trip for World of the Strange.

>> Neil Murray is already -- he's already got the tent set up.

>> Yeah, you've got some camping utensils and things.

Just made me think of very quickly just saying killing Zoe.

Remember that movie killing Zoe?

>> I do, yeah.

>> He goes, now we're doing air win.

Whoa.

And then bum each other.

Whoa.

To jazz music.

>> Well, it's just one of our normal Friday nights.

>> This is what we do in the basement in Paris.

>> What happens in the basement in Paris stays in the basement in Paris.

Especially in American Whale from Paris.

>> This is a little segue into a little reason why I'm a bit tired actually.

Because that reminds me of the sake of that movie.

>> So, Gav and I, we always sort of message on the day of recording.

>> We have to plan it and make sure it's all good.

>> Still good for tonight?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> And sometimes, like not last time, the episode obviously we managed to record it.

But we had planned it and time before we had to cancel because I was just too tired.

And sometimes I get a headache and I'm too tired.

I just can't shift it for whatever reason.

I just can't do anything about it unless I get a nap or something.

But I don't have that today.

I'm pretty good actually.

Continue.

>> But we messaged as always to say still on for recording tonight.

Here we are.

So obviously the answer is yes.

But I did say to Gav I'm a little tired because my kids are, you know, kids.

So that they keep me up at night at the moment.

But Gav said I've got an interesting reason why I was up.

Why I didn't sleep much last night.

But I won't tell you till we're recording.

>> Yeah.

>> And I always get very excited when he says this.

>> Well, you never know what's going to happen.

>> Gav, take it away.

By the way, dear listeners, sweet listeners in your thongs as I'm sure you all are, like

Gav said, Gav is currently sat without a shirt on as always.

I just want to give you that image.

>> I'm not going to say anything weird.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah.

>> Right.

Take it away.

>> Well, it wasn't the ceiling.

Recently I've had like the sounds in the ceiling and stuff like that.

>> Well, hang on.

You haven't told our listeners about that.

You've told your listeners on your other show.

>> Okay.

Thanks for letting me know this because I'll get confused.

>> No, I'm not Sarah.

>> This isn't anything to do last night.

In the ceiling above me, we just keep hearing scraping the sounds and tapping and stuff.

And I said to Jay, it's probably rats.

You know, it's not very much more we can do about it.

They can't get in here.

You know, you're fine.

You just have to put up a bit.

If it gets really bad, I can get over the landlord and we have to get someone to have

a look in it.

The loft hatch is just out my landing and I could get, I thought about putting up my

phone actually because what else has been happening and this isn't even what I was going

to tell you.

What else has been happening is that one night at the point of rain and I didn't have the

kids over.

It's just me and I woke up and the rain was coming in the windows.

I was like, shit.

So shut the window, but I was fast asleep.

But just as I bang slammed it, obviously it would have been quite started.

It was quite a, quite a fud and it was very quiet.

It was like three, four in the morning.

Apart from the rain coming down, I heard boom, boom, boom, boom, like single steps above

me, just above me in the loft.

I don't know what that is because that couldn't be a rat.

It was boom, boom, boom, boom.

And it was in the ceiling and that was definitely like individual steps.

And I was just like, I slammed it and it boom, boom, boom.

So that's a bigger animal then.

Yeah.

So at some point I'm going to have to put the loft hatch up on my phone with the flutter

flash and film it and film it and see what I can catch.

Yeah.

Well, the other day there was a really bad smell like death outside and I landed and

I messaged my neighbor, but he wasn't there.

But the smell was gone.

He didn't mention it again.

I spoke to him earlier about what happened last night.

We spoke about.

Well, anyway, well, you've really set us a scene here.

Well, what happened last night?

Well, it was a summer holiday.

So Lijan Ora put it a bit late.

It's a bit late.

He went to bed at midnight.

Yeah.

Well sometimes we just.

All right.

We won't tell his mother.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It wouldn't be a problem.

It's a summer holiday.

He gets in.

It's not like I'm to primary sleep.

He's not getting up early.

He's chilling in the mornings, you know.

He's excited.

Yeah, but he couldn't sleep and that's why he still up.

I was like, do you want to just draw then?

So I draw.

But while we were doing that, because the shops downstairs has been converted to bigger.

So while we were doing that, just lying in bed with Ben, he was just drawing just a few

feet below me.

There's a professional hit going on.

Excuse me.

Not like a killing, but it's a professional robbery going on in the shop below me with

four men and one guy in a car outside doing a professional hit.

And they took all the tobacco and one bottle of vodka because I've been in the shop today

to chat to the main guy and they went to the safe in the post office.

They tried to take it out and they were all very calm, apparently.

And apparently one of the shop guys sort of saw them through the window and they clocked

eyes and he just kind of looked to his other mate and went, come on, we've got to keep

moving.

So the shop was open.

They went in.

No, no, no, no, no.

The shop was shut.

This was like midnight.

So they were doing it and I didn't have no idea.

The shop is so close to me.

My windows were open.

I can hear everything.

Didn't hear everything.

And they went in there and they were below, uh, raid in the shop.

Um, and all the tobacco products.

Yeah.

You couldn't get the safe out apparently.

They were like, they checked the footage and stuff and they were like professional.

It was like a guy Richie thing, you know, guy Richie movie.

Was one of them Jason Statham?

I don't know.

I don't know.

It was very professional apparently.

And um, then, so then two cops turned up.

No, cause I'm just drifting off.

Daisy walks in and says, there's a alarm going off.

The shop alarm goes off quite regularly, but it's not as hard as it was.

It was like, really like what the fuck?

So I was like, just shut your windows.

I shut the bathroom window and I tried to get to sleep.

And then cop car comes up.

Then another cop car comes up.

And then for God's sake.

And then at three o'clock to no, it's three 30, the locksmith was there drilling and cutting

the door.

And I'm half free this morning.

I said, this is just ridiculous.

And just, yeah, but I didn't know just, just below me, there was a professional robbery

going on.

Amazing.

Yeah.

So that's why I didn't get much sleep because

So have you got some cheap cigarettes for me?

No, no, no.

But I found out though, I love being a bit detective.

So I was in there asking a bunch of questions.

So okay.

So what is that paper on?

I said, did they use glass?

Oh, what was it?

It's a crossbar crossbar.

Was it?

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Of course it was.

I was in club before we got on.

Just one more thing.

Yeah.

It was a, yeah.

I'll go down there.

My little rain mat can have nothing on underneath.

It's my favorite.

That's a show of all time.

Naked Colombo.

Um, but yeah.

So, um, that's not your favorite show.

Um, yeah, that's what was going on last night.

Weird one really.

Um, you know, don't normally have like robberies going on just below me.

Obviously.

No, but you did also have a secret bedroom.

So it's a lot of weird stuff that's happened.

Yeah.

I've got to say since I've moved in here, consider it's like the way it is always, always

the quiet ones and there's only a thousand people.

It is super quiet and stuff.

It's very quiet.

Yeah, since been it, there is the weirdest sort of things you sort of notice.

Okay.

All right.

You know, yeah.

Well, I've got nothing.

I've got nothing to report that interesting.

Really.

Um, I have been watching some films though.

Um, uh, one I want to talk about a bit.

The others I'll briefly mention.

Um, I've been catching up on some older stuff.

Um, and also been having a look what's on Netflix.

Netflix just accept any old shit on there.

No, no.

Netflix is, yeah.

So Netflix is still good, but when you go on there, you do find like some crazily good

movies, but it's like, yeah, I know that movie.

I've seen it a million times.

All right.

You know, well, I'll talk about a couple of movies I've watched and I'll talk about the

Netflix one.

So I watched, um, dogs from 1977, uh, with David McCallum, which I'd never seen before.

I don't know.

Uh, it's just about, um, dogs that decide we're going to start killing everybody.

Pretty good.

No, it's one of those sort of nature fights back movies.

Yeah.

I'll have to check it out.

It's Sarah.

We like that.

I think it was on YouTube actually.

Um, I also checked out a couple of movies on Netflix and you can tell from the names

of these, how bad they're going to be.

Um, and the poster.

The first one is called the last house on cemetery lane.

I like the name myself, but it, it was set in Wales and it's just the most, no, it's

just the most boring.

It's about a writer, a horror writer that goes to a mansion to sit there and write a

horror novel.

Nothing happens.

Nothing happens.

He meets a girl, has sex with her, finds out she's a ghost.

That's the end.

I feel like I've seen this movie.

It's really old.

2015.

Oh, all right.

I wouldn't recommend it to it and it wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy.

Uh, uh, Sarah and I took a trip to New York and, uh, without Al Pacino.

Hey, who are, who are, who are I'm Al Pacino.

I'm going to get it down and the S and M gay scene.

That's basically don't even sound like how much you know, then we watched Chris.

Cruising.

Oh, right.

Okay.

So yeah, I saw that you were watching this.

I quite enjoyed it.

I thought it was right.

It was, um, is it a gay soft porn?

No, no, no, it is.

There's people who are gay, uh, nude and there's like sex scenes, but any sex scene, it's just

that happened to be gay, but it's not very porn, you know?

Soft porn?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And if you have sex scenes in the movie, that class is off porn.

So do you know what I mean?

Well, no, I mean, well, it's because of the whole notion of it and stuff.

And it was based in the S and M clubs and it is quite dark in a way, not obviously the

sexualness of it.

Um, it would have been for some people, if you're very straight aged in that, this is

like, um, these were clubs of actual, that actual people were in them clubs.

It wasn't like actors.

They were there.

Now, Pacino was apparently scared most of the time.

He's like fear most of the time.

It's supposed to be Richard Gere.

That's, that's William Freakin's.

It's William Freakin from Xist, you know?

Um, it was, um, that's a, that could be a little cigarette for you in the moment, actually.

The trader for the new.

It could be.

Yeah.

Um, but yeah, it was, it was, I quite enjoyed it.

Um, Al Pacino has to, it's based on a truth of event.

What happened?

And a cop went undercover and the S and M gay scene.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Here we go.

Okay.

Hold me up.

Come on.

Here we go.

I'm not in, I'm not in.

Come on.

Whoa.

Whoa.

The safe word is whoa.

Whoa.

And, um, uh, yeah, it's based on true event happened.

And apparently the guy actually did it.

The cop actually came out with said, I questioned my sexuality, you know, because you get so

deep.

It's the same as that.

I watched the cover recently with Jeff Goldblum and, uh, um, Larry Fishburne.

Great movie.

Great movie.

And people haven't seen it.

You should check out as well.

I've directed by, um, I think I'm a jiggy from Predator.

Um, uh, cuts himself in the razor.

I think we did build jig.

Um, anyway, regardless of that, um, yeah, it's quite good.

Um, I thought it was, um, I've never actually seen it.

Um, I think it's worth watching actually.

Like it is, it's yeah, it's all right.

Cause there is a guy going around killing people.

Um, uh, he's basically getting, it's a serial killer.

So it's, it's got horror.

We could, we could cover it for the podcast, you know, um, it's, um, a gay guy going around,

um, but they're all gay guys.

I'm sort of saying gay guy as a guy picking up, um, uh, going up the killer is a guy flaunting,

flaunting himself out in the streets in New York and certain parks and things like that.

Cause people were doing then they were supposedly frequent in that easily.

Yeah.

And you'd have a hanky for different things like a hank in the left.

I want to blow job hank in the right.

I'll give a blow job.

Yeah.

I read one, but I'm saying I'll give an away, etc, etc.

And it was all right.

I was just like, I said, Sarah, with men, there's just never, it never man.

He could jizz 20 minutes later.

You're ready to go again.

Do you know what I mean?

It's just cause men are like that.

It's just the way they are.

I was just like, he must be like just the slipperist floor ever in these places.

Do you know what I mean?

Jesus.

But anyway, it's pretty good film and he's going around just picking up other guys, this

killer is and then, um, killing him, you know?

Um, so Al Pacino goes in undercover to try and get this guy to pick him up and he has

to then it's really high.

He has to go straight undercover.

Why he's got a girlfriend and trying to keep that normal normality, but he's in the gay

world undercover.

So he's, he's getting into the lifestyle of it and everything.

And it's so interesting.

Al Pacino played a gay guy before, didn't he?

Yeah.

Great movie.

Um, it's really great.

And he robs a bang and the reason he robs bang is to get the money to, yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

For his partner.

Yeah.

It's great movie.

Uh, very, very tense.

Um, so he's no stranger to that kind of thing.

Um, well yeah, sounds, sounds good.

And it's pretty good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll add it to my list then.

Al Pacino, Al Pacino, especially, I think, I think, I think they like, if you're an attorney

straight, if, if I said to my mum here, cause I've been, give my mum and dad, I curate films

for my collection and then until the night they were literally on the phone to my mom

and she said, I watched one of your movies and I walked one.

Was it tells me what she watched.

Oh, it is the calling who Susan Chardon, but I knew she, when I watched it, I knew she'd

like it.

So I'll curate them.

But if I was just to throw a not a serving film was there before I was just throw it

up, fucking, uh, cruising.

My mum's face straight.

She had just be like, Oh, that's, you know, you can always just do two phones in the,

as the camera pans along and there's dudes giving a head and stuff.

So you know what I've seen actually?

They're hectic, but you know what's going on.

Um, Oh, I know.

So I think if someone's like my mum or something, but for you, my, my, my dad can't even watch

sex scenes.

He gets a bit, he gets cross when there's a sex scene in the film.

So I'm just going to send them cruising.

Tell him it's telling me.

I don't know something else.

Honestly, tell me it's about cruising down the coast in your car.

Just say, just watch this.

It's a lovely movie called cruising Sunday afternoon.

Get your roast dinner ready.

Get your slippers on on the, you know, right.

William Freakin, I'm going to use that connection.

Yeah.

And I'm just going to jump over to, um, probably his most famous movie that he directed was

obviously, which is the almost closing movie of fright fest this year.

Oh, it's just been like, uh, okay.

So if we can direct it, the original exorcist from the seventies, 73.

Um, and David Gordon green, we know that man cause he recently rebooted the Halloween franchise

to, uh, somewhat, I would say a mixed, a mixed bag of emotions.

I wouldn't say that I would say there was a pretty sure I've only seen the first two.

The second one is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

I haven't seen Halloween ends.

Yeah.

I will watch it.

It could be a group of a lot younger than us demographic, which love those movies.

Absolutely love them.

Cause it is, uh, uh, you know, it feeds to them.

You know, I always say, you know, I go into everything with an open mind a hundred percent.

So I'm talking about guys I'll cut to the chase is the exorcist.

Um, it's called, uh, the exorcist believer.

And this is a, a sort of a sequel of sorts to the very original exorcist directed by

David Gordon green written by as well.

And what they've done very cleverly is they've also got in, um, Ellen bursting who plays

Reagan's mother.

Um, she's back as you know, obviously Chris McNeil old thing, we'll see.

Uh, and it's about two girls this time who go into the woods and they disappear for three

days and when they find them, they're possessed.

Um, but I watched the trader and I thought this looks quite good.

There's a good use of the theme music.

Um, I'll give it a go.

I'm not a massive fan of the exorcist.

I think it's quite overrated, but I understand at the time of release, it would have been

fucking shocking for people.

Oh yeah.

I think we're masturbating with a crucifix would have just tickled people the wrong way.

That throwing up and all that, all the business, all of it really is still personally, I'm not

really into the film.

It's one of, it's still still gets under my skin.

There was not like a sub-genre of horror or jumpy.

Yeah, fair enough.

But, um, anyway, I wanted, I would say watch this trailer if you want or don't and just

go watch it.

Cause it looks like it could be quite good.

Um, but then I thought that about, and I did enjoy the very first Halloween by David Gordon

Green.

Um, you know, I saw it with you at the cinema.

I did come out of that going, we reminisced and we like, you know, I had the music, the

car, the pumpkin at the beginning, the same color fonts.

It's all very much, and we really enjoyed that experience, but it's the same for my side.

The Marvel films when it's just like, we're going to make 500.

It's just like, when it's, it's the same John works.

It's just, it kind of takes the magic away a little bit.

I was just like, oh, can I just have that one Halloween with Jamie Curtin?

You know, not a trilogy, not that going to something, but the third one's so different.

And also I still don't know why you'd put your hot dog in your popcorn or when we were

in there.

I was trying something.

Yeah.

I don't know.

And then they had all that relish was coming out of the end of it.

Trouble is they're now seeing the hot dog with popcorn kernels.

I can't, it was weird.

Well, I had a hot dog in the cinema just a few days ago when I watched Indiana Jones

there we go.

Oh, so you've seen it.

Yeah, I did enjoy it, but it could have been a lot of bloody shorter.

There's a lot of bits in there.

It was just a bit like, you know, we can talk about it now then.

Yeah.

Well, we can spoil it.

Sarah didn't really enjoy it.

Um, the idea.

I don't mind.

See I'm contrary to the striking that's going on at a moment.

I don't mind the aging stuff.

I would happily watch movies from back in the day with new people's faces.

It's just like, no, no, not at all.

And I was just like, if it's done well, I'm not bothered.

I just want to see stuff sometimes.

I enjoyed the beginning.

I really quite enjoyed the whole train thing straight in there.

I quite enjoyed it.

But yeah, it felt like, um, last crusade that kind of like, it was quite nice.

And I didn't mind the aging.

I thought it was okay.

Do you see what I mean about them capturing, recapturing that Spielberg Lucasfilm?

Yeah.

That's something about it.

I just felt.

Almost.

I think almost.

I don't think totally.

Cause funny enough, I didn't even think it was John Williams and it was.

And I was a bit like, Oh, okay.

I thought maybe someone else don't know.

I thought I can't be true.

I didn't look into it and it was John Williams.

I think it's just getting older, to be honest.

Like Harrison Ford, the aged, but it was still his voice now.

And I knew that straight away.

It's like, Oh, okay.

That's a shame.

But again, the way this is no spoiler, but when he does speak, he sounds older, but the

way they get around that is he's usually being either choked or got a sack on his head.

Yeah.

It's only made.

It's only someone like me who is like, got some weird, weird, um, RJ McCready.

The second that, uh, he spoke, I went, Oh God, he still got his 78 year old voice.

Yeah.

Cause it was this very young man.

Yeah.

He's like, Oh, okay.

So it wasn't just me.

Yeah.

I didn't know.

I didn't enjoy it, but, um, yeah, at times, it's like, you know, it wasn't the, it wasn't

a great story.

It wasn't like the way they used to do it.

It was so much more like they were trying to do the whole, the map goes across and we've

got to go on as an adventure now, India.

But it wasn't, it didn't have it.

Do you know what I mean?

Like the last ones, the thing that they were trying to get was such a like more important

thing.

And I was important even though it was, do you know what I mean?

It wasn't like the main folks or I don't know.

It just didn't seem totally right for me.

But then you could say that at the end of the day in, in the temple of doom, he's trying

to get three rocks.

He's trying to get three rocks back to a village.

So, you know, but the main thing is, yeah, there's no point in, there's, there is a point

in breaking films down, um, when you're reviewing them or whatever, but there's no point in

breaking them down.

When you just go into the cinema and you're watching a film, I'm gonna break it down for

you now.

I know totally totally.

All I'm saying is you were entertained, which is good.

No, I didn't.

Honestly, um, there was bits where I was just going, Oh, come on.

Like at times, that's it.

That's manny complaint, really.

I had a lot of 22, 23 minutes nipped off it or something.

Yeah, that's me.

I've got a little bit more patience than you, which is why I watch things like no shark

killer.

Yeah.

And that's why I think I'm ADHD.

So and shockular sounded amazing.

And I was with Sarah and you sent it to me or you put it on Facebook or whatever.

And I look what Dan's watching.

So the curse of getting Dracula lives on in a shark infested waters claiming the lies

of a tourist community, a sea hunt for the new species results in monsters, madness,

and bloodshed.

This great white is putting the bike back into terror and it has the help.

It has helped with the aid of new vampires and tendons seeing it survive.

Gav.

I watched this.

I sat down as you know, it's from a 2022 I think, or 21, 20, or anything that you should

get intoxicated.

Your mind.

No, I don't.

I might have been now.

I might've had a glass of red wine and that was it.

Okay.

This was, yeah.

I probably say, and you know, I watched a lot of shark films.

Yeah.

The worst one I've ever seen.

Wow.

You're like a sharks, but I am a like a shark.

But this was so bad.

The acting was so bad.

The story was so bad.

The special effects was, was a man's hand in a shark puppet.

Could you, I'm not joking.

Could you tell the camera, the camera quality, like sort of what camera it was like a bad

camera.

Could you, you know, no, it was a good camera.

Yeah.

This is the thing.

I think it's really, somebody bought a decent camera.

No, they didn't buy for that.

They would probably, there's a production company, probably already, or they hire them

out to people and they're like, Oh, that's on the side.

We can churn out these films.

There was one woman in it.

Right.

So the acting was so bad in it.

Really bad.

There was a kind of Renfield character and he was like, well, welcome to the hotel.

And he was clearly reading his lines just off camera.

But then all of a sudden there's this one woman in it.

It was an incredible.

And like, she probably wasn't an incredible actor, but because she was an actual actor,

every time she was on screen, I was like, she's amazing.

What is she doing in this?

She was delivering these lines with such like intensity, but actually in that movie, anybody

would have done a better job.

Yeah, exactly.

Because everybody else wasn't shining.

If you're a shark movie enthusiast like me, you're probably already have seen Shark killer,

but I honestly can't recommend a single thing about it.

It's the just like Sean Connery Friday for a team of good segue there.

Just coming up with a name and a picture and then going from there.

Yeah, because I've seen them all.

I've seen Sharkenstein.

I've seen I've seen them shark exorcist, you know, I've seen all the sharks.

I've seen all the shark viruses.

I've seen some for it's awful.

I've seen Santa Jules.

You know, I've watched all of these, a lot of these, most of these shark movies.

I even watched one with Bert Reynolds recently.

The one that you watch is it's just one of those things for just nowadays because it's

that easy to make a film and get out distributed.

Anyone could do it.

Anybody listening right now, you can you can make a film and get it distributed and it's

online or somewhere.

And because of that reason, unfortunately, it's a bit like and it's just so frustrating

that people just do that.

It's just like, can't you just like really put your effort in to make a good movie?

There's someone that we actually know, Dan, when we're saying names.

It's a director and they they I think last year did directed seven feature films.

Hmm.

Okay.

Like, you know, we're doing like, don't do that.

Like try and just do one maybe even one bit more.

Yeah, it is impressive.

Yeah.

You know, I'm still making a short film is fucking when did we shoot that?

We probably started in January and it's eight and a half minutes long.

But it's coming together nicely.

We haven't got any updates on that.

I'll give you I can give you a day.

I've finished writing all the music.

Music sounds good.

I'm quite happy with that.

I'm going to kind of symph type thing with it.

Yeah, it works.

I'm now mixed all the songs down.

It is a very tedious job, but then that's like five songs.

We will anyone that did fund it who's listening.

We will be sending you the score, which is always nice to do that because we can always

don't have to do it before the film, but we can send that out, which is quite a nice thing

to do, you know, and it's good when you just get the score because if you really listen

to that because obviously when it comes into film, it's not a dialogue over the top.

And sometimes you don't hear much of the score because it's taken out by sound design.

Done that.

So, yeah, just make some songs down.

I'll place it back in the edit the next week.

I changed to colouring and I should have it coloured by the end of next week, hopefully,

because I've got no much work at the moment.

So I'm sitting around a bit more.

Yeah, it's a shame.

So you're on track.

You're on track.

Then you said you hoped August.

Yeah, pretty much.

I reckon I just got to find a couple of days getting to my friend's studio in Manny's studio

to do the sound mix and then we're done.

So I just got to send me some effects shots, some special effects shots.

And I came up with an idea of something the other day.

So I threw that at them.

So I don't know where we are with those.

Didn't discuss it any further, but it was another special effect I wanted on, added

on.

So, yeah.

Cool.

But yeah, we're good.

Well, there we go.

Well, we that's a good little intro.

We've caught up on everything, whether it's whatever is living above Gabb's roof to whatever

has been stolen from below Gav's flat all the way through to movies.

We've watched whether they're sharks, trailers for the new movie and Al Pacino cruising around

in gay bars.

I like leather.

That was a terrible opportunity.

No, that's the thing.

We can use it.

It's hard to catch it.

It's hard to catch it.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, listen, I'm going to say hello to my little friend.

I always thought goes off almost Chinese like.

Well, there's two opportunities.

There was a young Al Pacino who was a bit more like a very Italian.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like Michael came in, you know, the young Michael Kane is very sort of like, hello.

Hello.

Whereas old Michael Kane is very like, master Wayne, master Wayne.

Oh, it gets, it gets more nice and nice.

I'm married enough.

Wayne's master.

Hello.

Alan, get off your knickers.

Show us your pants, Alan.

Now, before we go to Camp Crystal Lake, Friday the 13th, part two, we are going to, because

part three is 3D, I thought what we'd very quickly do before we go to trailer is very

quickly just talk about the phenomena that is 3D movies.

Three dimensional.

Funny enough, the other day, I was like, what's 2D?

And I was like, I said, I think it's just, just what we've seen is what's 1D?

Oh, presumably it's just sound.

It is.

That is the first dimension.

There we go.

The first dimension is sound.

The second dimension is visuals.

The third dimension is coming in your head.

That's why they don't.

It did start promoting like 4D at one point.

And it was, I think, like possibly other things going on as well.

Yeah, you and I sat through that fucking terrible Ghostbusters film in a 4D cinema with the

seats that were vibrating and moving around like that's the first and only time I've

ever done.

I messaged you the other day.

I was like, what goes, Facebook says we watched a Ghostbusters movie.

What Ghostbusters movie?

That new one didn't come out and I was so confused.

You're like, it's one of the ladies that the reboot was like.

Oh, I've totally forgotten any of that whole experience.

I'm glad I paid extra.

I might watch it again at some point, but after life was much, much better.

Yeah, they're making another one at a moment.

It's almost about halfway through.

Shooting fairly local.

It's called, well, it's called Ghostbusters Firehouse, but I don't know if that's going

to be the final title.

But this kind of goes back to what I was saying earlier.

I can't remember.

I just made it one Halloween.

You have to make more.

And now it's like, this Ghostbusters, is it going to be, we had that whole like, oh my

God, I've had a tear at the last Ghostbusters at the end.

But I know today we're talking about two in three of a franchise that goes on for about

eleven, eleven things.

So these things have to run their course.

You know, who would have thought they were going to be eleven Boston viewers movies?

They did not think that cinematic genius is Vin Diesel.

You know, children of the corn.

Jesus.

The reason the corner new one came out last year.

We've just recently battled our way through about six or seven leprechaun films.

It's not like the first children of the corn is a groundbreaking horror movie or something.

It wasn't even that good, was it?

No, it's not.

It's kind of so you might be on TV late at night if you have TV or don't have TV and

you'd go and watch my sit and watch this.

That's it.

How is there so many sequels?

Somebody out there is watching them.

That's the thing.

Some person is just buying all the copies over and over and over and funding them.

Well, let's talk very quickly about 3D films.

Maybe I could do some sort of scam where I fund my own film and I'm the only person who

rents it by somehow enough times where I actually end up making a little like a couple of quid

here and there.

It's a lot of effort.

It is.

But I get to make films.

3D.

Believe it or not, the first time 3D films were really around, there was a 3D craze in

the 50s.

I guess kind of sort of because obviously got Fimijigy sort of tapped into that with

his The Tingler and all these House on Haunt Hill and just doing a bit more of like things,

like shocks in the seat and stuff like that.

Yeah, I mean House of Wax was a 3D film.

I went to London Dungeon last week and they're like people dressed in period piece, costumes

going through different settings.

At one point they talk about a rat running around and underneath my seat, this little

thing that'd be the rat running around and touching your bum.

And then Sweeney Todds, they're talking about Sweeney Todds and they have like a hair thing

going on in the back of your head, like to cut your hair.

All of a sudden they come out from the chair.

Oh nice.

Yeah.

I did a thing like that in New York where it was like you were sat in a cinema and the

Avengers were fighting and they were like, well at one point loads of water get sprayed

and you get sprayed in the face and then the Hulk comes in the room and like as he stomps

in the room your seat's going up and down and then something whipped, Doctor Octopus's

tentacles whip out and something whips the back of your ankles under the chair and it

really made me jump.

Yeah, got it.

But yeah, so the original Thirteen Ghosts was also 3D, the House on a Haunted Hill.

They did all these in 3D.

Yeah, so they came when...

Yeah, so they moved to Tengla as well because he was definitely doing it.

What's his name?

I want to say Roy Castle, but it's definitely not Roy Castle.

William Castle.

William Castle, very cool.

And the Creature from the Black Lagoon sequel, Revenge of the Creature was also 3D.

Oh, that's a bad one.

But no one really bothered with it too much and it went away for 30 odd years.

Until Friday, Friday, and Friday of Part 2.

Until the 80s when we had a bunch of 80s movies come up.

But Friday, Friday, and Friday of Part 2 was the first to do it?

Well, the first to leave this.

I didn't believe this.

Oh, okay.

They said they were the first to do it and I was thinking...

Well, there was a Western in 1981 called Coming At Ya.

Shit, horses jumping at ya.

Yeah, about a bank robber rescuing his wife from kidnappers.

Then there was a movie called Parasite with Demi Moore as her first film in 1982, which

was 3D.

Then Friday, the 13th Part 3.

Then Amityville 3D, the same... the next year.

And the same year, 1983, was also Jules 3D.

It's funny that Friday, Friday, and Friday jumped on it because watching the making of

it did that whole Crystal Lake memories, memoirs, or something like that.

And they talked about it and they were like, "What can we do?"

Because they didn't want to do the same thing.

Instead of trying to do the same different story or whatever, it's like, "That's what

gimmick can we sort of bring in?

Let's go 3D."

And they weren't trying to do it just for a gimmick to make money.

They really wanted to make it a scary thing.

They had a bit of passion to use 3D.

And they got this little box they just chucked onto any lens you could put it on.

It's almost adaptive to any lens.

So they could... and it's quite lightweight, apparently.

So yeah, fair play.

They had to film it with much better quality because if you watch Halloween...

No one else...

Bloody hell.

Friday, the 13th, 2 and then 3, which I did back to back, you know, night and then the

following night.

3's quality is lighter, it's brighter, it's crisper.

I've got the Blu-ray box set, say like, part one and part two.

Lovely.

I said, "Yeah, because Sarah watched 2 of these.

She's not a fan of them."

And I said to her, "Check out the quality."

She said, "That's really good."

And I was like, "Yeah, it's lovely."

But the third one came on.

"No, that's good."

And I'd say that's the adaptive 3D box.

Okay, because it looked crisper to me and brighter and...

No, not.

Well, the lighting was good.

No, I didn't think so.

Well, after Jules 3, which we've covered, Jules 3D...

Which I remember watching that as a kid because the TV Times gave out 3D glasses and it was

a big thing.

Everybody in England were going to do it.

It's full internet, you know, people.

It came on the TV.

So Saturday night, we were watching Jules 3D 3D.

Here's the glasses in your TV Times.

It was like a nation thing.

Not that you knew if your mates were doing it unless they came round to do it with you,

which we did have.

But I couldn't do it.

I was watching the movie and I had to wait.

I was too scared.

You could also get...

They did a promotion with Kellogg's as well.

I think certain Cornflakes, you could get them in as well because...

Oh, maybe that was it.

Obviously, not the TV Times.

No, it was the TV Times.

Because a lot of households had more than one person, obviously.

So I remember we needed like...

We had like two or three pairs, but I remember watching it and I was...

This didn't really work.

I was too scared.

Now I watch Jules 3D and like, what the hell is this shit?

After Jules 3D, there was a couple of science fiction films.

There was Metal Storm, The Destruction of Jared Sin.

Fuck is that?

Which is a Charles Band movie.

Then there's a brilliant movie, which I, funny enough, watched the other night with Molly

Ringwald called Space Hunter Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, which is a really good...

Was a Forbidden Zone sexy?

It's kind of like if Indiana Jones was set on another planet slightly with a bit of Buck

Rogers thrown in.

It's just really good stuff.

Got a lot of stuff like Star Trek Troopers and a few bit of...

Buck Rogers?

It's also got Ernie Hudson in it.

Nice.

Really good.

Really good.

That was 3D.

Then there was Treasure of the Four Crowns, which is like an Indiana Jones ripoff.

The final 3D movie of the 80s was Star Chaser, The Legend of Auron in 1985.

It's so funny because you...

There's a Star Wars ripoff.

People of all sort of age are generally going to go like, "Oh, I remember the 3D movies."

You think there's loads of them, but really when it comes down to major films, really

when it comes down to the only major film where it was Jules 3D.

Yeah, Amityville certainly didn't take up.

No, not really.

Amityville was a known good quality property, same as Friday the 13th, but not on a scale

of Jules, which Spielberg obviously.

So that's really weird.

Well, then we saw 3D start making a comeback with...

But it wasn't proper 3D.

That was with IMAX.

Oh, okay.

But they tried to sell it as sort of 3D, like the Polo Express and things like that.

But then they went all balls out the world of technology.

And it was like, "Fucking 3D this, 3D that."

Every movie came out as 3D.

My bloody Valentine.

I saw that 3D.

I went to watch...

See, the first one I saw...

I think the first one I saw was Avatar, the original.

And that blew me away because that felt like I was actually in the film.

That was crazy.

And I also saw Gravity with Sandra Bullock in 3D.

And again, that was filmed for that, specifically, just felt like I was in space.

Well, only last summer I watched Jules, the original, in 3D with all my kids.

And it's fucking brilliant.

Really?

That was fucking amazing.

If you can watch Jules in 3D, you need to watch it.

You're in the water.

It's amazing.

Well, they went through a phase then of making a lot of films that weren't really in 3D,

but then they converted them to 3D.

And again, it's kind of gone off a little bit now.

You don't really get...

That's what I said.

People were buying 3D TVs for a while, now what?

Yeah, Ben, Ben D.P. for Deadbolt Films, he has 3D TV because he has Predator in 3D.

And I was like, "Oh, dude."

And he said, "Predder looks amazing in 3D.

You've got to come around.

I'm so fucking around."

So he's going to get a couple more glasses.

Me and Sarah are going to go around.

We're going to have a 3D date, watch Predator.

But yeah, he's got TV in there.

I keep coming across these Blu-rays, it's in 3D.

Bits of Bobs here and there.

But yeah, it's like you can pick up a Blu-ray 3D player for the second half of that 30 quid

now.

But TV's not so much.

They've only got a lifespan of so long, I think.

I don't know what is.

And the thing is though, once they're gone, you're not going to get one.

It's probably quite hard to get one now, actually.

It's a fad.

It came and went and it's in a very interesting part of cinema.

It was around for a good two, three years, but they were almost touting it out though

because it was so much for everything's 3D, 3D.

Almost tailed out.

I was like, "This is it from now on.

You need to be 3D.

It's the internet or it's Blu-ray or whatever.

You need to be 3D.

We're not going anywhere."

Yep, you've gone somewhere.

I did remember watching Godzilla, the one that they made at Godzilla, 2017, 2018.

I don't know.

When I went into the chairs and did the whole movement thing and I watched it in 3D by myself

and when there's helicopter skin attacked, that's brilliant.

Yeah.

Well, I think it's interesting that it lends itself more to horror.

Like in the '50s, you had all the William Castle and that and stuff.

Trying to get even, scared I guess more.

Well, exactly.

Because if you're already on the edge of your seat, as it were, and then something's jumping

right in your face as well.

Surely if you took a master, a real master filmmaker and said, "Do us a really good

3D horror movie."

If you really were like in the writing stage, in the script stage and the idea stage, go

through all the work out, all the things, go with 3D, this would be incredible.

How do we work this?

Funny you should say this.

That'd be amazing.

I should say this because I was thinking about this.

Immersively computer games actually.

There's two directors I can think of that would do a bloody good job of a good 3D film.

First one is Peter Jackson.

I think he could do it with the Lord of the Rings stuff.

He could remake Brain Dead in 3D.

But I think, do you know who I think would be the best?

And you'll know why when I say who.

Because think of his first couple of movies, Sam Raimi.

Imagine if he did.

Yeah, they're both people.

Bull-dead style camera work.

Or, yeah, I was going to say also, possibly Robert Rodriguez.

But only because of technical standpoint.

But actually, you're right with the camera angles.

Raimi would be better at that.

Because it jumps in your face as it is with Raimi.

Yeah, that's what I think, Raimi.

But the way it jumps in your face and everything.

And he does know suspense and scary stuff as well.

He has done other bits of it.

Imagine if you watched the very first Evil Dead or even Evil Dead 2.

And that scene where the stag's head comes alive and everything's zooming up to the camera

and laughing and moving around and Ash is losing it.

But imagine that in 3D.

That would be so awesome.

I had the choice, I know we're doing Friday Night Part 2 first of all.

And we're just getting this out of the way.

But I did have the choice, I didn't realise, in my Blu-ray to play the 2D or the 3D.

And as you know, because we did it, well, we did a bit of it.

I've got it on videotape, Friday Night Part 3.

And I've got glasses.

I tried it but gave us headaches.

We got about 20 minutes into it, didn't we?

It just hurt.

But I didn't realise that I've got a Blu-ray copy of it then on 3D.

Amazing.

Might be better.

Maybe next time you're over this way, maybe we could possibly give it a go again.

I was thinking though, taking out the glasses thing and just dicking her on my bloody glasses.

Prescription 3D glasses.

I love it.

Yeah, old school, like 80s 3D glasses here.

Um, should we do this?

Yeah, let's go into a trailer for Friday Night Part 2.

Yeah, let's check it out.

I don't want to scare anyone.

And I'm going to give it to you straight about Jason.

Hey you guys, look at this.

I'm just getting blood.

This place is on the same lake as we're going to be.

You're all doomed.

Are you still out there?

Jason.

Some sort of demented creature.

If I was you I'd have located in the next county.

Quiet for five years and that's the way we want to keep it.

Legend has it that Jason saw his mother beheaded and he took his revenge.

A revenge that he'll continue to seek if anyone ever enters his wilderness again.

Oh my god.

Friday the 13th Part 2 from 1981.

Five years after the event of the first film, a summer camp next to the infamous Camp Crystal

Lake is preparing to open.

But the legend of Jason is weighing heavy on the proceedings.

Yeah.

Straight, straight fucking.

Ah, that made some money quick.

Let's knock out another one.

Very quick to make.

Not always a good sign.

Sometimes it is.

Sometimes it isn't.

2 and 3.

It's funny because when we're viewing films you kind of look at them differently.

I know they're not my favourites in the series.

I know later on, the survivors which are later on, I like more.

2 and 3s for me are the weak ones.

You said earlier on though, they're strong points for you.

Yeah, I've realised that yes I do still prefer some of the later entries.

Obviously 6 is my favourite.

I think it's your favourite as well.

But I don't know what it was about 2 and 3 but I really appreciated them more this time

around.

Just got a lot out of them.

I feel like they follow the slasher blueprint more than even the first one.

Obviously the first one it was still trying things out and setting the rules.

Whereas I think, especially by the third one, you've got your kids ready to be slaughtered

and that's how it is really.

And especially by the third one which obviously I'm getting ahead of us.

But by then as well you've got your kind of like your horniness and your teenagers and

your weed smokers and everything.

But let's talk about number 2 because to me 2 is still good though.

I don't think they really got the Friday the 13th movie until part 4.

That's when I think the formula was like this is the formula.

You know, personally I think they were building steps along the way with these 3 films.

I think 3 is a magic number for sure.

And with these they were just discovering stuff.

But by the third they got, look this is what Jason's going to be.

A hockey mask.

I think by part 3 they definitely had the majority of it mapped out.

And you even started seeing some of the humour with his kills in part 3.

But yeah you're right.

And this one, this is still very playing it very straight.

You know and even the way Jason looks as we know in this he wears a sack on his head.

In part 2 he's not got his traditional hockey mask on.

Pretty much the town that dreads sundown.

Yeah well they did that.

Across between that and the elephant man they did because they wanted to make it look unique

but also familiar.

Yeah I love the sack look.

We've tried it with something before with Joseph his missing thing.

Which I'll come back to another point some time.

And we've still got a bit of that in there.

I love that look.

I don't know why.

It's a really weird one.

But you just think it's someone so deranged it's underneath it to put a sack on their

head.

Sarah was watching this one and she's like "has he only done one hole for his height?

What do you think he'd done?"

And I said "well he's a bit, he's not very clever is he?"

I think I'm intelligent so I don't think Jason has.

And she's like "you think he'd make it easier for himself because he is a bit buffoonish.

He's almost scream like buffoonish like some of his stuff."

In the third one his arch enemy is just this lady.

She's not in particular.

She didn't show earlier on in the movie smacked kung fu skills or some shit.

And she's kicking his arse.

I say "come on you're not doing too well Jason.

Come on that's what I said.

Come forth one.

He's in this droid."

She kicks him in the balls yeah.

He's a bit more immortal.

She almost kills him twice.

So how did she achieve this?

Something else that the, before we get into the cast and then into the plot, something

else that I've noticed watching two and three is the Friday the 13th movies do something

very very well.

And that is the final girl.

Is always a very interesting character.

Someone you really root for.

Someone you really like.

And they're not whiny or any of these sort of things.

They're just genuinely, you just summed it up for part three.

They're always a bit of a badass.

I really really like Ginny in part two.

I think she's a great character.

She's very strong, strong willed.

She's very much in charge of her relationship with the guy.

That's what I'm saying.

They weren't, they didn't have it down yet.

She doesn't almost seem like the final girl.

She's strong but she doesn't seem final girl strong.

Does that make sense?

Like later on some of the movies though they are a bit more, oh I might be wrong.

That's the best thing about doing this and reviewing all these films.

As we go I can sort of see how it progresses.

Even Alice from the first movie is very strong.

She bleeds over into this movie but she didn't want to do the full movie.

It's part of her contract so they kill her off in the opening scene.

Tom Savini chose the burning over this.

He just did one of the, he read the script.

I mean he just wasn't into it, didn't want to do it.

So Sam Winston was going to come on board.

But he said he had a scheduling conflict.

Jimmy Jimchin there.

I think he was just like I'm not doing a Friday Fair in part two.

Like he went on to make the T-Rex and Jurassic Park.

Do you know what I mean?

He went on to do um...

He did direct a movie of himself actually.

Oh no it's probably late 80s.

Did he do American Werewolf?

No that's Rick Baker.

Rick Baker of course.

And of course you had on a side tangent you had Rob Oteen in 1982 was starting to work

on The Thing wasn't he?

You had lots of...

Well, effects guys in the early 80s were rock and roll stars.

They were big as rock and roll stars they were though.

They were doing a lot of cocaine wearing a lemon jacket, big long hair and they were

partying.

Just like John Carpenter.

I think it's a really good book which I mean to read at some point.

I haven't known.

It's like stories of the 80s, like the effects artists or what they're doing behind.

Like stuff that make you look at movies differently like the effects they use, what they're doing

with them, like fucking around with them and like then blow off them and stuff.

Amazing.

So yeah, this other effects artist came on.

Well, was it this one or was it the next one?

Not sure.

I won't say that just in case.

Carrie my friend.

Well three characters that come back from part one, all very briefly are Betsy Palmer's

back as just a bit of Mrs. Voorhees doing some sort of ghost...

Was it a info dump at the beginning?

No, no she came back to record those scenes where later on where she's tricking...

She's tricking Jason towards the end.

And obviously Crazy Ralph came back very briefly.

Yeah, it was nice they chose to do a continuation.

I guess they're following Halloween.

When did Halloween 2 come out?

I think it was the year before this one.

Okay.

80.

Yeah, the first three, four out of the thirteenth movies all backed about.

They all follow on from each other very, very closely.

So I guess let's get into it.

So we get a very quick scene at the beginning where there's a child walking through the

city singing Itsy Bitsy Spider and then we see Jason raw his legs following along.

And as soon as we see him there's a lot of borrowing of other movies I've realised.

The score in three especially but also in this one is a real cross between Psycho and

Jules.

You've got the strings from Psycho but you've got the stabbing sort of...

And then the Jules stuff coming in.

It's very good.

And whenever Jason is on screen you do get his sound motif and his music.

When it's not him you'll know...

So when there's a red herring and you're seeing some legs following somebody, if you listen,

if it's not playing that Friday the 13th theme you know it's not Jason.

I've realised that.

Just like in Jules if you're not hearing that John Williams score it isn't the shark.

It's just some kid with a fin.

It's very interesting.

Yeah, well it's great to get motifs in films.

This is like...

There's some just the smallest things sometimes which have made some films not become like

the classic like The Burning or some other things come like these like sequels like Burning

Part 3 and...

Well that stuff sometimes it's things like not having a motif for the killer.

Something which is really memorable.

Because like me and you were honest, kids would have been doing that in their playground

after watching this movie or even if they hadn't seen it they'd been doing that sort of stuff.

And Halloween...

I know it's not a motif, it's the theme.

But having these things is so important for these films to make and it's what helped them

become cult things and continue.

But not just that motif, he's also like the score, the theme for Jason.

You know it when you hear it.

It's either like a cello like...

Like when you see a foot step into a room or something.

It's just all very...

You know you're watching a Friday the 13th movie when you hear that and it's great.

So we get this at the beginning when we see these legs.

That's by Harry Manfredini.

Yeah, really great score.

It's a really good score and I love the fact that he came up with that.

You know, kill, kill, kill.

Yeah, killer mummy, killer.

It was just a strike of genius really because it's the same as the Jaws thing when it...

Not to be on a musical note for too long.

It's just Jaws is duh, duh, duh, duh.

Just two different notes.

But it works.

And that's what you need.

Simplicity and repetition.

Well, we're about to get a really cheap input dump.

Basically they're going to replay the end of a couple of scenes from part one.

Look, they do this in part three as well and looking at it as a producer type of state

of mind, I'd be like yeah, great.

We can get a good six minutes of money.

We can get a six minutes of the movie in here and we're just rehashing.

And if you haven't seen the previous entry in a long time...

It'd be good.

But in a way, they were trying stuff out.

They didn't know what they were doing.

I don't think we have these later on in the movies.

So you're right because this was before VHS boom.

So unless you're really...

VHS came out, you had to be rich or your dad worked for electrical department.

Do you know what I mean?

Because it was so expensive.

But if you didn't and you were only going to cinema, yeah, you're right.

You still have to wait a year or two years for this next movie to come out, I guess a

year to remember what happened.

So yeah, I suppose they're right in doing an info dump.

But it feels okay for them because we see Alice from the first movie.

She's having her a nightmare about what happened.

And then we get the recap, you know, and it all culminates in her beheading Mrs. Voorhees.

And then she wakes up and she gets a phone call from her mum.

She's now an artist.

She's obviously still got PTSD from what happened to her at Cap and Crystal Lake.

She used to get her life back together.

Yeah.

She's trying, you know, she's trying.

She's like, "All right, mum, look, I'm going to go and have a shower."

She goes and has a shower.

None of this was scripted.

It was completely...

Even the phone call was complete improv.

She's wandering around.

We get the sense that somebody else is in the apartment.

We get the classic cat jump through the window.

It's nice because we're doing here almost like it kind of feels like you're watching

the first Halloween with the Steadicam walking around the building.

It's a little bit of a jello.

It's a one-er almost.

And it's a Steadicam just following around.

Like you say, Jello is very much still... would follow the maiden around the apartment block

watching what she did and going with her.

And it's quite good.

It's nice.

It build up there, but a cat thrown through the window.

I've never had a cat jump at me like that.

The tension building, you know, it goes from a phone call to is there someone behind her

in the mirror and they're putting the button in the bathroom to the cat.

And then all of a sudden, oh, thank God, it was just a cat.

And then she says, "All right, I'll get you some food."

And she opens the fridge.

And then Jason's mum's head is in the fridge.

You do have a bit before that where she goes to have a shower and then she just...

And the camera, all of a sudden now, the camera's like putting across there.

We are the point of view of the killer.

So the camera's got a shower curtain.

She pulls the shower curtain open and breaks the fall forward by staring at the camera.

Then it cuts.

And it's like, yeah, but it's a bit weird.

I like that though.

I do like that.

What was she actually staring at in real life?

Nothing.

If we were there, you know.

She's looking at you.

Ooh.

Yeah, so Jason's mum's head, Pamela, for his head is in her fridge.

And then she's stabbed in the head with a knife.

And Jason very nicely...

But just before that, the phone rang and no one was there.

Was Jason on the phone going, "I'm not going to answer."

Didn't he know the number?

We've talked about this before.

Jason loves winding people up.

That's why he hides bodies.

He's a right little fucking joker.

But he's also quite considerate because after he stabs Alice in the head with a knife,

he then just takes the kettle off the stove for...

Because it's boiling over, isn't it?

Do you notice he does that?

His big hand comes in and just pops that onto there.

There we go.

Why does he do that?

He's considerate.

He thinks, "Look, I may have stabbed her in the head, but I don't want her to count."

Or it's going to put off my fucking flow.

I'm ready to do some slicing and some dicing.

I've got my knife.

I want to hear that...

When it's a scream, I'm going to hear the body fud to the floor.

I don't want my mind taking up on a kettle and the fucking boiler over it.

Do you know what I'd love though is if the uncut version of that scene is him taking

the kettle off the boil, then he sets up a little cup of tea, then he pours out a cup

of tea, then he sits in the chair with his leg crossed and looks at Alice's body on the

floor and sort of sips his tea with his little finger up.

He gets a digestive and dips it in, but then it goes soggy and drops in and he goes, "Oh,

shit."

Damn it.

Well, there we go.

We get a little bit of a

kettle off the boil.

Then we get the title card explode onto the screen and the score just kicks in.

It's a fantastic score.

If you know your horror movies or if you love Jason, you'll love hearing this score.

Before we get into this, what was all that about?

Well, he's getting rid of Alice, isn't he?

She survived.

So he's come and killed her.

Really we do need to get where if we really want to get into that, how did he find her?

Where does he know where she is?

Why did he get his mom's head from?

We don't need to get into that.

He does this for 11 films.

He does this for 11 films.

Look, look, let me listen.

No, no, you listen.

Let me talk.

Right, beginning of this, we're having a bit of a rehash from the last one.

So he dies.

Let's just run through what's going on next.

We need to know what's going on for all these Friday the 13th movies.

We need a time through light.

Like an arrow all the way through.

Here we go.

He's there dead on the floor, but he's not.

He gets up.

So he must have picked up his mom's head from the table.

Right, I need that for something.

It's my mom's head.

I'm going to get it.

He does get the jumper as well.

Oh, no, he doesn't.

But the jumper comes back next time, I think.

It's really weird.

He takes the head.

He's like, right, I'm going to hang out for a while with my mom's head.

Like a year later.

There she is.

It's three months later.

Oh, it's three months.

There she is.

I'm getting in the window and I'm putting my mom's head in the fridge.

Hopefully she's going to the fridge.

If she doesn't, it's totally ruining.

She just sees me.

I'm going to have to pull her over there and say, look, look in the fridge.

That's supposed to scare you.

Look in the fridge.

That's going to scare you.

Now I'm going to kill you.

You missed out because you didn't go there for your cup of tea.

And you know, that's where we're at.

But I don't even know if the if it matters because I don't know if it's a flashback because

a lot of the beginnings and endings of the Jason first Jason movies can all be if you

want you can see them as like a bit of a dream or a nightmare.

So this could be just the nightmare.

This could not have happened either way.

It's basically Alice was contracted the the actress.

She didn't want to do it to be in it.

But so they killed off and it's fine.

It works for me.

Well, it's really harsh.

That's the only way to know.

So yes, and it was copied but copied later by films like Scream where you had an opening

scene where someone was killed off and you're like, OK, so I thought that was going to be

our main star.

So it would have shocked people back in the day went to watch before the Internet.

They didn't know anything about the plot.

They went to watch the second movie and oh, look, there's a girl from the first movie.

Oh, they've killed her off within the first five minutes.

Wow.

Anything goes.

So I think it would have worked.

Do you know the job of watching both these movies is so close to each other is I'm getting

both of these movies kind of mixed up as one film.

I'm thinking of some things I'm like, oh, no, I think that's the next movie.

Yes, part three.

Well, I'll try and get your job.

OK, so we then meet our first couple of new people, Jeffrey.

I love that truck.

Big truck.

Bad ass four by four.

Yeah.

And they arrive in town near Crystal Lake and they because no one's got mobiles because

it's ninety one.

They got their car and they go over to a phone booth and they call Ted and say, Ted, we're

in time.

Where do you want us to meet you?

Yeah.

OK, we can come and meet you there.

You know, that's great.

And this is hilarious thing going on in the background where you see a guy's pulled up

to that dude was like a fucking London traffic warden.

You literally turn your head there.

They're sitting there waiting because they get they get commission.

So they're waiting for you just to do it.

They're fucking there.

This guy is in seconds.

First up starts and he takes it away.

Motherfucker.

We do find out it's a gag.

Yeah.

So he was he was set up already.

But it did look like a London one.

We also meet crazy Ralph at this point, don't we?

It's a difficult.

They keep coming back here.

They're never going to lose.

Yeah.

But like you said, it was actually a prank because they chased the car and it was their

buddy Ted.

He did it.

And yeah, he's a bit of their old friends and he said this is going to be just like

this.

This is a fucking douchebag.

He is a douchebag.

He's long stringy piece of piss.

Fucking curly head motherfucker.

He's just like he's annoying for me.

I don't mind the other fella, Shelley.

I don't mind Shelley too much.

I'd rather get rid of this guy than Shelley.

Yeah.

Well, he's probably the most annoying one in this movie.

So they they're driving along and the tree on their way back.

He doesn't die.

Who?

Ted.

The one douchebag.

I was saying nerd.

Yeah, he doesn't die.

Yeah, no, he doesn't.

It's incredible.

I expect him to die.

He thinks he was in another movie and he died on it and he said it looked awful.

He thinks they saw that and thought no, he's too bad.

Just leave him at the diner.

Get drunk.

So they they're on their way to the camp, which they don't know used to be crystal lake.

There's a little sign down there in the grass.

Well there's a tree in the road.

Someone's blocked the road with a tree.

So they get away.

Yeah.

And that's where Sandra finds the sign that says can't crystal a and one of the guys

says all camp blood.

Don't worry.

You don't want to you don't want to know about it.

It's a it's a scary story.

But it's right right by where our camp is.

It's literally the next beach over from our camp.

And all the while we get the POV of somebody behind a tree just peeking out going.

Who can it be?

And it's brilliant.

All you got to do is just have your camera filming from a distance, bushes in front,

play that.

It's brilliant.

And that's it.

So you know, you just keep going.

You do it.

Ask us fans because we fucking have the series now.

I know it's my favorite series of slashes as fans.

So our legs like going fuck.

Yeah.

Like pig and shit.

That's great.

Give me more.

Give me more Jason POV.

Well they pull up to the camp and this is where we meet the leader of the camp.

Paul.

Paul the grown up the leader.

He's giving a speech.

Do you know the expression Paul the other one comes from?

No.

So when people were being hung, the family in that to make it better for them would come

along and pull on their legs to kill them quicker.

So sometimes they say pull on the other one.

So they get someone else to jump on the other leg and pull them down.

Wow.

So they die quicker.

So your loved ones would kill you quicker because it was painful.

Do you know where the expression close but no cigar comes from?

No.

Back in the day in the late last century when carnivals were a thing, not last century,

the century before, 18 something or other, the carnivals were actually more for adults.

So you'd go there and you play all the games but it's more for adults rather than children.

So a lot of the prizes were cigars.

So the guy who was like running whatever the game was you were playing would often shout

"Ghost but no cigar!"

And that's where it comes from.

So kids could win cigars?

Well, it wasn't really for kids.

Like I say carnivals were more aimed at adults.

But you know the guy would be like "Oh, go on kid, go have a good time."

Yeah, well it was encouraged about them for kids to smoke, it was crazy.

But yeah, we meet Paul the leader and he's giving a speech.

We've got Vicky, we've got wheelchair Mark.

He's saying his name.

It's not his name but he is in the wheelchair.

We've got Vicky the Great Butt.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, the sexy one.

Then you've got the guy who has the sexy eyes.

I've called him Catapult Scott because he finds a catapult with Vicky's sexy butt.

Catapult Scott.

Yeah.

And yeah, so Paul's giving this speech to everybody and he's in the middle of saying

you know I don't know I've got one more person due to arrive but let me tell you all you

know we're here to get set up for the camp.

We're going to spend the next couple of weeks getting to know the area.

We're going to practice first aid and all that kind of stuff.

Oh and then Ginny pulls up in her Volkswagen Beetle.

So she's up there.

It's the same sort of thing as the first one the girlfriend turns up later, don't she?

Yeah.

Well they don't give a shit.

The final girls.

You've got Ned Flanders in the first one, haven't you?

Being annoyed.

Well, he says let me just have a word with Ginny because she's late and he takes her

into the office and.

You're going to have a word in a very Harvey Weinstein type of way.

Well they have a little kiss.

And it turns out they secretly got a little relationship going on.

So they don't want to tell any of the other guys here on the camp.

So anyway they sort of she says well I'm here now let's go out.

So he carries on with his speech.

They all go back outside and he says right.

The final thing to mention is there are bears in these woods.

So ladies please don't wear perfume and if you're menstruating keep yourself clean.

And they would just look at each other like okay.

And that's it.

Yeah.

Cut to night time.

Spooky story.

Now I know you all he says now I know you all wondering about camp blood.

Well let me tell you about Jason for he's and he tells this long story about Jason and

what happened and he could still be out there living wild in the woods like some mad man.

Mars living out there in the woods and just at the crucial moment Ted jumps out with a

caveman mask on and a spear and scares everybody doesn't he go for everybody's scary.

Oh Ted you asshole.

But he says but don't forget waterbed now but just forget I'm serious when I say Crystal

Lake is off limits.

Yeah since I'm having children I know to generally not say don't be bad.

Don't go to Crystal Lake.

Well later on that evening we've got music video games board games arm wrestling all

going on.

It's a fucking party.

Yeah I have a little pie.

Ginny goes off to bed.

Sandra saying to Jeff look I really want to go and see that lady.

He's like well we've been told to not go and she's like don't be such a pussy.

If you if you and me go to the lake we could get out to all sorts.

So she's so in seeds and he's thinking maybe I'll go there maybe I'll get get my end away

if I do go there with her.

All sneaks up into Ginny's room and they have a little kiss and a little chat.

Meanwhile someone's outside spying on them.

It's not Jason.

That's fucking Ralph.

It's crazy Ralph.

They're having a party in there.

My bunker.

Where they having a party inside.

Oh god I sound like bubbles from trying to put a place in.

Where having a party inside.

But he gets his neck sort of garroted.

A ward just comes round his neck and just pulls him up.

And Jason's killed off crazy Ralph.

Bye bye Ralph.

Well morning time and everyone's like running running running running.

And there's someone watching them.

I wonder who that is.

Who could it be?

A sheriff comes along says you gotta keep all your people out the woods.

I caught these guys in the woods.

Oh yeah because they go off and find Crystal 8 and then they get arrested.

But I think you've jumped quite far ahead there.

Oh sorry.

That's okay.

They're just running.

I don't know what happens really after running.

Yeah no they're sort of running and oh that's right they've got muffin the dog.

A muffin goes missing.

They set up that there's a chainsaw at the camp and they're setting up a barbecue.

And Ginny is being watched quite heavily so Ginny's going to be our final girl and she

seems to be the one that Jason has singled out here.

Not sure why.

But yeah at the beach then Sandra she's begging Jeff.

Begging Jeff to go to Crystal Lake.

The others are all on a raft very similar to that raft that we saw in the Creepshow

2 I think it was.

Yeah yeah standard standard fucking yeah it's Creepshow 2 the Ralph is the story.

It's fairly standard.

We've seen this sort of a rough before.

So Jeff and Sandra do go there and someone is following them but they find a dog a dead

dog it's all mangled up.

And we think well this could be muffin this could be muffin dead.

And this is where the cop catches them.

Dead muff.

Dead muff.

The cop catches them he takes them back and he says to Paul quite rightly as you said

I want you to keep your people in check.

You shouldn't even be here to be honest with you.

I don't know why you're here.

He's already had enough heartache in this town and we don't need more.

If you're going to be here with your kids keep them under control for God's sake.

So there's a lot of tension here from the sheriff and Paul.

Paul doesn't give a shit really.

And then the sheriff spots somebody in the woods and it's Jason.

And he chases him.

At what point did the sheriff get so much out of shape.

He does a fair job at running but he's so out of shape and you always find this for

somebody.

It's like a stat and it's like just thrown on it.

I'm sure this is not the state of sheriffs in towns.

I don't know.

I have no idea.

But he does a fair job running but he could lose a few pounds couldn't he.

The problem is he's decided I'm going to chase on the.

He is a sheriff you might have to chase bad people through the woods.

Want to be a bit more you know.

He decides I'm going to chase this guy through the woods but he can't run for more than five

minutes.

He keeps stopping and bending over and catching his breath.

Eventually he comes across Jason's house doesn't he.

This old shack in the woods.

It's a love shack baby.

The love shack baby.

Do you think this is Jason's love shack.

Yeah.

I bet he has a little stereo and he'd listen to that.

He's got his mom's head in there.

That came out yet I suppose in a 81.

So the sheriff goes inside and he walks into a room and he sees something off camera which

we later find out is the shrine including Jason's mother's head.

But we see him see something off camera and he's horrified but whatever it is and as he

does that it's hammer time because he gets a hammer in the back of the head.

It gives the claw part of the hammer.

Oh no not good.

Just like in Oldboy.

So there we go.

So Paul says right we're all having dinner but listen I've got a surprise for you all.

Tonight we can all go and get pissed if you want.

We're all going to get really drunk in the local bar.

Everyone happy to do that.

Well let's drive to the bar both of those two vehicles and then drive back.

Then drive back.

Seems to be another thing standard in American movies a lot.

But still the early 80s I would say you still do get it in some of them.

It's just just it's not even in question.

It's like you've had for three or four drinks and you shouldn't be driving.

Sometimes they've questioned that.

Do it.

I think there was there was a big campaign was there in the mid 80s.

It must have been.

It's so strict over it's very frowned upon if you were to drink driver.

Nowadays I feel like in England you know I don't know we know I don't know I don't frequent

watering holes anymore.

I would say that it's not frowned upon in rural parts.

No.

If you go down to the coast where there's little villages people will just drive around after

a few drinks because there's not not far usually to drive.

I'm not condoning it and they know the roads very well.

But you know I was shocked to visit a village a few years back and the first time I was

visiting there met us at a pub.

We all had about three beers then he drove us to another pub and we had a couple more

beers and then drove us to another pub.

And I thought hang on he said about five or six beers now.

But it just wasn't a thing.

Yeah.

Still very easily on those country roads to fucking die.

I was very uncomfortable with it.

Oh yeah.

I wouldn't be getting in the car.

I'm not getting in your car.

Fuck that.

It's not good.

Well I you know I never got in your car again after you did that.

Let's be honest.

I'm joking it wasn't Gavin by the way.

So where were we.

Oh yes.

So Sheriff is killed.

So Paul says let's go to the bar and get drunk.

Few of them decide though that they do not want to go.

Wheelchair Mark says I'm not going.

I'm in training.

And I'll be staying here.

And the girl that's hitting on him says oh well I'll stay here as well then.

She wants cock.

She wants him so badly.

See I love the fact she basically says to him so basically is your cock working.

Yeah.

It is.

Let's get going.

We'll get to that.

She's like a little ball with a red rag.

She can't stop.

Dog with a bone.

While they're all chatting and getting ready to leave for the bar we do see the shadow

of Jason walking around.

So we know he's there.

Terry says I'm going to go for a walk guys in the dark on my own.

Okay then off you go Terry.

So she goes off and she decides well it's probably a good time for me to go skinny dipping now

as well.

Why.

Why.

Why.

Well it was fine for me.

I mean it was fine for me.

But get some bush.

She goes in the water and someone's watching her but if you listen carefully there's no

motif so it's not Jason.

No.

It's Scott.

Catapult Scott decides he's going to steal her clothes.

Sexy eyes.

Mr Slick.

And she says give me that bag you asshole and he runs off with her clothes.

Well that's going to get her laid isn't it.

Jesus.

If she didn't want to get laid she would definitely not have stripped completely naked off and

said let's go down to the river.

While this is going on there's some arm wrestling happening back at the shack and Mark is beating

everybody.

He's just taking everybody out and Vicky.

Vicky is floating so much she's like oh I want to arm wrestle you as well.

So gentle with me though and she's trying to get him to sort of smoothly join.

He does have quite big arms from his wheelchair though so I feel he's at advantage though

slightly.

Yeah.

Well before we get to those two getting setting up their little sexiness we go back to what's

happening with Terry chasing Scott and Scott gets caught in one of those sort of lasso

ankle traps.

Yeah which we wanted to do didn't we.

I thought about sanctuary moon.

It was in a script like that and we were like how the fuck do we do that with like not loads

of safety people and rigging.

You know taking a whole number.

We could have done it but we're taking a whole day to set up but they did really well it

looks really good.

Well he gets his come up and Scott yeah he gets pulled up into the tree and he's upside

down and you know they assume that someone's laid out a trap for animals and Terry's laughing

at him.

She's like well that'll teach you for stealing my clothes your asshole and he's like okay

okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I won't do it again.

You genuinely feel like he's probably learned his lesson there.

She says all right I'll go and find something to cut you down you stay here I might come

back and he's like just hurry up for God's sake.

And while he's hanging upside down Garth someone walks up to him.

Yes this is right.

This is right and of course if you're upside down and your throat's been slit you're gonna

bleed out on you.

Oh nice.

Terry goes back to him when she once she's got something to cut him down and spins him

round and of course you realize it's right it's lit so she screams.

He's brown bread.

He's brown bread mate.

So let's cut to the bar where everybody is now.

They've got a kiss pinball machine.

They've got a kiss pinball machine there's a band playing they're all sat at the bar

discussing Jason is he real is he not real you know.

It's the best thing about watching blu-ray is you can sort of spot things and be like

check out our pinball machine.

That's so cool.

I'd love a kiss pinball machine.

Then we cut back to the cabin and this is where everybody's starting to get hook up

for the night now.

So obviously we got Sandra and Jeff they go off to to get it on.

And this is where Vicki is hitting on Mark wheelchair Mark so hard.

Poor Mark he says to her he says I can't I can't have any drinks.

I'm in training and she's like oh well why don't we just make this joint.

She says to him she says what about this joint and he's like I can't make that I'm in training

so what are you in training for.

He doesn't ever say but then she says to him so you know it's up forever.

Are you always going to be on a wheel train he says well the doctors say that's the case

but I'm going to prove everyone wrong.

I'm going to walk again.

Yeah totally.

I was rooting for him actually.

Yeah yeah totally.

It's a good guy.

Yeah I'm actually going to need to steal that one day for a movie.

I'm going to have someone in it just keep saying I'm in training for men never say why.

That should be fucking great.

If I ever get you as a character again a movie I'll just have you just saying I'm in training.

Yeah but that could be that's a great ski so any party or anything isn't it.

Don't you want to drink.

I'm in training.

Just have that one person training.

Do you want some cocaine I'm in training.

Barry did you.

You're training right.

Okay Dan do you want a biscuit.

No I'm in training.

Dan you're coming to the pub.

No I'm in training.

Right we get the idea come on.

Well Vicki says.

Not Vicki yeah Vicki says to Mark like you said earlier.

So is it just your legs or.

Have you got nothing below the waist and he's like no no no I do all right in other areas

and she's like right.

I'm going to go put my sexy brown pants on there.

And they are kind of plasticky and shiny.

They're very brown and they're very shiny.

And they definitely she's a bit like or better put a bit perfume down there.

She sprays herself then she sprays her vagina.

I've seen it loads of times her spray her vagina when I've watched this film like you

know it's a spray of vagina.

Didn't we think of it Sarah a lady with me watching she went.

I don't know what Sarah's thinking but I didn't know a lady's perspective of spray.

I didn't know if it's actually a thing.

I don't know if Sarah ever just sprays her underwear with perfume.

I don't think so.

So I didn't know.

So it's interesting to know ladies perspectives because I've always been like I guess that's

what I do.

I don't know.

I've got no problem with spraying that but what I have got a problem with is the what

she considers sexy underwear.

But again this was 1981.

So do you think at least brown underwear won't show any stains.

As this is going on.

No it's true.

As this is going on Jason is watching.

Do you think you ever just.

It gets a little bit hard.

It rubs against his trousers.

Now I don't think Jason knows what any of that is.

Do you think he's that like unintelligent like really like.

Yeah.

Bottom scale.

I don't know.

Yeah I think his mum probably cut it off when he was little.

Yeah cut what off.

Oh Willie.

Well Mark decides to go outside in his wheelchair.

I don't think so.

He wheels outside and he sort of has to look around and he thinks he's anyone out here.

He has a little wheel around outside.

And then suddenly he gets a machete straight to the face.

And that's not the worst thing that happens to him then.

Then his wheelchair is shoved down the biggest white stairs.

Are you saying like you know I'm sorry about this but I'm going to machete your face but

that's not the worst of it.

You're then going to have that machete going in and out your face as it bounces.

It gets on for so long.

It's amazing how it stays upright as well.

And then it freeze frames.

And my wife said to me why the hell is it freeze frame.

And I said because I should imagine the dummy went flying out of that wheelchair.

So they decided we better freeze frame.

That's the only way right next to freeze frame.

It's brilliant.

What they do is they straight on the shot of it coming down the steps.

But then you think it goes on for ages it doesn't actually.

You cut to a side shot and it's the same.

Yeah it is.

They film the same thing for like three cameras.

They cut it just as the chair starts to go.

So guaranteed that like you said that last bit of chair just went and dummy just flew

out and it looked stupid as shit.

But I love it.

And it was kind of Bay of Blood.

Mary Bob's Bay of Blood.

There's two kills in this which actually Sean Connerham's like I didn't I've never seen Bay

of Blood.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

Okay.

Yeah.

Because you've got two exact they even look framed the same kills.

So yeah.

And this is one machine in the face.

So Mark's dead now.

Oh bless him.

I like him.

He's just about to get his end away as well.

He was.

He was.

Because she sort of plays to him earlier.

We've got to say we have a video game.

There's another world chair horror.

There's a dude in like Mary Elm Street who when he has a dream he can walk.

Yeah.

He's like an acrobat.

Yeah.

She says to him just before that she's like which video games should we play basketball

or hockey.

And she's like I like the one with the puck.

She's like really thrown with him really from it.

Anyway he said.

You know that.

Get her into bed and she gives off her plasticky pants.

You know it's just going to be crazy or something like that to the point where like can we not.

I've got a headache.

Can I go.

Oh suddenly my penis doesn't work.

Sorry.

Sorry I don't fancy doing this now because you're insane.

Well Jason steps into the house and he spots the game man mask from earlier and thinks

oh I'll put that on.

So Jason again you know always thinking.

He's not.

He's not always thinking.

If your cat was ever boiling we've got a cable mass lying around.

We're breaking down the psychology of Jason for he's in his intelligence level.

I love the fact that we're now to the point where he's so stupid he he's put one hole

in a sack so he doesn't think of putting two holes in it.

Yeah.

He is considerate and he knows that there could be a dangerous thing happen if that

kettle stays boiling.

I love the fact that we're breaking down Jason for he's as a human being.

What sort of person he is.

Never done this before.

I love it.

Can't wait for next year.

Well the cable mass goes on and we then cut to Jeff and Sandra and they're just finishing

up their sex or sweaty and sort of smiling.

And just as Jeff's about to dismount let's say they get a spear through them both.

And this is the other bow of blood death both right next to each other as well.

So it sticks out a little bit.

Yeah.

So yeah they're dead now.

The rain starts now doesn't it.

This is atmospheric now.

I really actually I enjoy this one more than part three.

And I really like this bit when she's just going around the camp and it's deserted and

it's rainy.

Oh it's great.

I think it goes on a little bit but I do like it.

Well we cut back to the bar and this is where the rain is coming down and they're like shit

we better go back now.

Even though we've had 20 beers each we're going to drive back now.

But they leave like you said they leave Ted there for some reason because he's crap at

dying on screen.

So everybody decides to drive back.

Vicki's trying to find Mark.

She's like where's Mark.

I thought I was going to have sex with him.

Where is he?

He must have gone far.

He's in a wheelchair.

I've checked everywhere.

She goes upstairs.

I'm not going to bother checking upstairs.

You wouldn't have got there buddy.

That's true.

No offense to anyone in a wheelchair.

No it's not.

It's logical isn't it.

She goes upstairs anyway because she thinks well this is weird and she finds Jeff and

Sandra.

Well she thinks she's finding Jeff and Sandra.

But it's actually Jason that's in the bed in the caveman man.

He's like I'm going to hide here when she comes in.

He's under the covers going.

I can't wait.

I can't wait.

And then she walks in the room and he's like boo I got you.

He does.

That's very funny.

It's the first time though in an hour in the movie we've actually seen all of Jason

like the whole body.

It's just been little bits or you know.

Just legs or hands.

And he's got a great big knife and he stabs some of the king.

She's dead.

Power goes out.

And then we see him.

This is one of the first and only times in the Jason Prance race where you see him moving

the bodies around.

Yeah.

Just a little change.

Just move that one over there.

Hang that one in the wardrobe.

Are they now taking again.

Are they taking stuff from the original Halloween a little bit because obviously Michael does

that a bit.

Plays with the bodies.

Maybe.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't care.

I enjoy it.

Well Paul and Ginny get back from the bar.

Like you said it's raining.

They wonder why the lights are out.

They wonder why there's no one around.

Yeah there's no one around.

It's totally quiet and they're like what the fuck.

They should be all back here.

There should be loads of noise.

And where is everybody?

They're looking at it.

They do a bit of separation.

The guy with Ginny Paul he does seem like quite a guy who could take care of things.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

And this is a great moment actually in just a moment.

They sort of look around they see the blood on the bed upstairs and then they go back

down to the living room and the lights are all out obviously and then there's this fantastic

moment and this is the first I think the first F bomb we've had in it and it's a great F

bomb because Ginny says Paul someone's in this room and he looks when he says what she

said someone's in this fucking room.

That's a great chilling moment.

It's really it's probably in all of the Friday of 13 films is probably the only bit which

makes you go this is like a film almost.

Yeah really scary moment and then you see how she says it the second time you see Jason

stand up and obviously huge tall big guy.

He stands up from behind a piece of furniture and just starts fighting with Paul and you're

like whoa.

Yeah.

I've got goosebumps just talking about that scene.

It's so good.

It is actually a pretty decent scene.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Then they have a fight you know and Paul really tries to fight him but he's chasing his huge

potentially immortal.

She blocks herself in the bathroom.

He chases Ginny because he fights Paul off easily.

He chases Ginny to the bathroom and she she tries to reach the window but she's also conscious

that if she lets go of the door handle he might come in the bathroom.

Well she heads towards the window and suddenly Jason smashes the window and I tell you what

I jumped and I've seen this movie a bunch of times but because I was really into what

for some whatever reason I was really into watching it on this this viewing I jumped

when Jason smashes that bathroom window and again it's really effective jump scare.

She does manage to run though and we get the pitchfork now so this is another weapon we

don't see Jason use very often until part three.

We get a nice pitchfork through the door.

She jumps out the window.

She runs to her Volkswagen Beetle.

Obviously it doesn't start.

This is where Jason Kujo's her now.

She's trapped in her car and he's trying to you know smash in and get her out.

Stabbing the pitchfork through the roof.

She manages to run off.

She kicks Jason in the balls.

She actually fights back so well.

That's what I'm saying though he's more in this one and the third one more like Ghost

Face in the screen films.

It really is.

It's till fourth when he starts getting pee pee.

Picking people up not in the fourth one does it but pee pee.

Picking fuck sake.

Picking people up in the sleeping bags and banging them against trees and shit.

He turns that into that.

Well Ginny's amazing in this one because she hides behind a tree and then she'll jump

out at him and knee him in the balls and then she'll run off a bit more.

She does all these great things.

She's really good at hiding.

She always finds a car.

Yeah really strong women again like this.

The third one as well.

That's what I was saying.

That's one, two and three now where we've had some really good final girls.

I still do really love the fact that we have the empowerment of women early on in the 80s

with screen queens and that stuff and the last girl and it always had to be the last

girl.

I love that.

Do you know what I mean?

I do but it's a double edged sword.

Funny enough I had a conversation with my wife because you've got to think these movies

were very exploitative towards women as well.

There was lots of fannies and bush and tits and just girls getting their boobs out for

very little reason other than the director or the producer felt that that would get more

bums on the seat.

It did though.

But then the other side of that coin is women were then, like you said, they were in power

of that with the final girl.

She would always outwit the bad guy and usually my wife said to me what she likes about the

final girl is usually they were a virgin and/or a nerd.

They were always the eye-crowd.

Yeah, they were always the bad stuff.

Yeah.

And it's even more humiliating for Jason or whoever the baddie is because he's been outwitted

by what everyone considers to be a nerdy virgin.

Good versus evil.

Yeah, it's great.

It's like one end of the spectrum to the other.

So you're right.

It is great that it's empowering but I always think that some of these movies were quite

exploitative as well.

And that was the way things were.

But no, terribly.

I love the notion of the final girl.

And I think Ginny is actually one of my favourite final girls of all time.

She's up there with Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street and of course Jamie Lee Curtis

Halloween.

Probably my favourite three final girls of all time.

I absolutely love them.

Ginny's awesome.

I do find this running through the wood stuff becomes a little bit boring.

It becomes a little bit of the same old same old to the point of like are they just trying

to stretch the length of the film a little bit?

Well it does go on a little bit but then we get an amazing scene which I've only ever

really seen in the Phantasm where she pees herself.

She's hiding under the bed and a rat walks past and she pees herself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And that just shows the vulnerability, the human nature of this girl.

You're like man she's so scared.

She's wet herself bless her.

And she's hiding under the bed and she thinks Jason's gone out of the room.

But of course when she climbs up from under the bed he stood up on a high chair next to

her.

He breaks the chair, leg snaps.

It's comedy.

The chair he's so heavy.

And he just falls off and she manages to get away.

How can we get away?

He can break the chair there.

She gets the chainsaw, she knocks him over and runs off.

She goes into Jason's, she runs for a while and she goes into Jason's cabin.

This is where I've got like boring now.

Because it was running through woods, running through woods, running through woods.

Well yeah so speed forward until she gets to Jason's cabin.

She walks in, she obviously finds the shrine which now has a big pile of corpses around

it as well as Pamela Voorhees head on top of it.

And Jason's coming in the room.

As you do.

She's so quick-witted she thinks what can I do?

Yeah this is like all of a sudden we get into psychology terms.

She's like right what do I do?

What could I tap into?

His mother, that was a problem man.

I pretend.

And it's like whoa.

How did you think this so quickly?

Desperate man, desperate.

She's seeing the image she could think of.

I guarantee you if a big fucking dude is chasing after me I've run into Shaq and his mum's

head's there.

I don't know, his mum's head is just a fucking head woman.

This dude's about to run in there.

At no point am I going.

I'm going to pretend that whatever that hit, that's me.

I'm going to put this jumper on.

Jason.

Oh the jumper, imagine how smelly that jumper is.

Oh dear, when she put it on.

But like I wouldn't think that.

I'd be like going where's the back door?

I'm getting out of here as fast as I can because I'm not only going to fight that shit because

I'm dying.

Well she puts on the smelly sweater and Jason walks in the room and she goes Jason it's

me your mother.

Too quick.

Stop.

She's so good.

Yeah.

Neil Down.

Neil Down for your mummy.

And then this is where Betsy Palmer came in to film some shots which they overlaid over

the top of her.

I'll always be there to look after you.

Just do what I say Jason.

Do what I say.

And he does start to Neil Down.

You see his one eye poking out of his sack.

That's nice of you doesn't it?

And he does start to Neil Down and she raises her.

Revealing.

Machete whatever it is.

But sadly she does that.

Yes.

Jason spots his mum's head behind her and thinks.

Mummy.

Hang on a minute.

You're not my mum.

My mum's head's over there.

So hello because Paul just jumps in the door and he's there.

He's come back from the dead.

He's been like unconscious knocked out by Jason in the delivery with him.

Then she keeps Machete and Jason neck with Machete.

He's like you're just no good yet Jason.

You really need to go back and do some training.

It's a slow mo and it's right through his shoulder into his neck.

Any actual take of this.

The lady played Ginny.

She actually chops chops into the the body the finger really badly and he had to go to

hospital.

Yes.

When he went to a hospital we had to walk in with a machete prop going through him.

Amazing and they were like oh my god sir please cover this when he's like no that's not the

issue.

No apparently he went up to the desk and said oh do you have parachute tomorrow.

I have terrible headache.

But if you're like an old lady that's sitting there like oh look at him it could be worse

could be him.

Well I read a story when Tim Burton was making that Planet the Apes movie that not many people

like.

What's his name?

Michael Clark Duncan.

Rest in peace.

Big big huge Michael Clark Duncan obviously plays a gorilla in that remake and he got

injured or had something wrong on the set and it took like six hours to get him out

of that makeup.

So they just took him to hospital in that full gorilla suit and obviously the effects

were Stan Winston in that movie.

So they're really good.

So he's gone into the hospital in a full gorilla.

They say everyone sees this gorilla walking upright speaking.

Hi it's me I've come in because you know Michael Clark Duncan's got that deep voice as well.

Imagine being nervous.

From a short shout redemption.

Yeah yeah yeah.

Got a green mile.

Green mile girl.

Yeah a lot of these things must have happened but people are in full makeup and they have

to go off and do stuff.

Well curtain backs were wrapping up at the end of this movie.

Yeah she's sitting on the bed traumatized as you would you know.

Well hang on they take the bag off and we don't see the face initially.

We're like oh we didn't get to see it so they walk off.

I've written a little note here I would have burnt the shack down to the ground I've written

because they just walk off and leave Jason's body on the ground.

They cuddle on the bed they sit on the bed and they cuddle and they hear a noise downstairs

and it's muffin the dog.

Yay.

Don't get too happy though because as you're celebrating the dogs that are alive slow motion

Jason with long red hair and a sloth from the goonies face.

Yeah the sackless showing his face.

It's got his sack out.

And he's coming in the window and he grabs Ginny through the window or does he?

Because she's then being seen loaded onto a stretcher.

Was that in her head I presume it was supposed to be yeah.

It's a bit of a copy of the first ones ending.

And then we get the final shot.

Zooming into the mum's head now they did originally cut obviously as you would they did give it

a go with the eyes opening but obviously it didn't work so they just cut that bit out

which I would have done the same it's no harm to do that.

It wouldn't have worked but it does the way they zoom in on it makes you always think

are the eyes going to pop are the eyes going to pop.

I thought at that point are they now going to do that I couldn't remember but they didn't.

No.

But that's the end.

Final shot actually did 22 million which you know was enough for them to be able to go

oh let's make another one.

They would have greenlit three before this one was even wrapped I should imagine because

three came out a year later you know to make a movie in a few months you've got to kick

things off.

And the fall three took 36 million and remains the most profitable instalment.

Yeah amazing it knocked ET off the top billing.

Yes I did hear that because ET was number one.

Because ET had been there for a while but.

It had been there for so long.

Yeah movies could do it but yeah that was the one I knocked it off.

That's their claim to fame.

And I think what year did poltergeist come out because it's Steven Spielberg's got a

bit of an issue with Jason I think.

Hang on let me see what it was.

I think it was something to do with poltergeist as well.

Oh yeah that year Jason.

Because he was shooting ET in poltergeist in the street at the same time.

Yeah for some reason Jason beat poltergeist in another reason I can't remember how.

And Spielberg was like damn it who is this Jason Voorhees guy.

For the 13th three days beating both my movies.

But there we go that's part two.

So I really really like this.

The first one actually is you know the first one's good.

But I feel the same about Halloween too as I do about this movie in that I actually would

given the choice I'd watch the second one over the first one.

I've seen Halloween one so many times I've always go back and watch Halloween two in

the hospital these days anyway because I prefer it.

I just like the pace of it.

And I feel the same about this one I feel like the pacing on this second Friday movie

is just a little bit better.

I prefer the characters and I like that Jason is the killer not Pamela Voorhees.

You couldn't have this movie without the first one.

I would never take anything away from the first one but I just slightly prefer this

one to the original.

So it's definitely definitely a thumbs up from me.

Yes a thumbs up from me.

I think this is stronger than part three which we'll get into.

I still part one is still my lead for this.

Yeah I see what you're saying but for whatever reason when I watched the original priority

13th it's because the way they shoot it they shoot it the whole POV because you don't know

it's the mum to the end either.

So you can get away with that but you just don't see the Jason but in this one you didn't

see Jason's body and turn it out into it.

So they're almost alluding to that way of filmmaking from the first one really doing

that just showing bits of his body.

So really that doesn't really bother me.

I still feel like it's Jason in essence.

Yeah I know what you mean.

So it doesn't bother me.

People still getting fucking killed in the woods and I'm happy.

Yeah and whether or not you agree or don't agree with the fact that there's potentially

a fake start and a fake end to this film.

That kind of is the how the first three or four movies were really.

Is it real?

Is it not?

It doesn't matter just go into it.

You know what you're getting?

You're going to get a bunch of teenagers sliced and diced by Jason Voorhees.

It's what we like.

The ice is going to break.

The ice is going to break.

Yeah yes I do enjoy.

I like to say I look forward to next year actually.

I think once we get to four or five I think we're going to be having a lot more fun I

feel with the movies.

Then when we get to like part eight and shit.

Well I can't wait.

Now Bill Murray isn't here because he's actually in the woods.

So we are going to now take a break where you and I are going to drive out to the woods

because Bill's got a campfire and a tent set up and we're going to go and do some campfire

stories for World of the Strange Gav.

Yeah okay can we do some you know burn some marshmallows.

Yeah yeah some s'mores.

Bill's got everything set up he said.

He's in the woods ready to go.

I know we haven't got wifi connection.

I'm bringing a few old porn magazines.

Yeah we'll leave those in a bag.

I thought we could just leave them for the next generation to find.

I thought we could read them around the campfire.

Yeah I think Bill's already got a load of porn with him though.

Alright great so alright well we'll take a break and you and I you know Bill's going

to do his intro and when we're next beat we'll be in the woods around the campfire.

So let's do it.

Yeah I'll get the car warmed up.

Alright I'll go and get my bag packed.

Alright let's go.

Hi welcome back to World of the Strange.

Well this is strange because I am actually a bit chilly.

I'm glad this fire is crackling away.

It's nice isn't it.

I like this.

I like being out in the woods like this.

Look up there Dan.

See all the stars.

I can see you I know.

Very clear sky.

There's a UFO and that modern.

Bigfoot so if a rock comes flying towards us that's Bigfoot.

That was just Bill throwing something.

I don't know what he's throwing.

Right stop throwing things.

Oh he's just passed me a shmoor.

Thanks.

Oh yes look at that.

Yes oh good yep.

Oh yeah these are good.

Oh Bill.

Thank you Bill.

Well yeah so we're here in the woods with Bill.

Me and you and Bill.

I still find it weird when we signed the contract with Bill Murray to be in World of Strange

that his contract was even though it was a podcast it's audible as in like audibly listened

to.

His contract was like no speaking.

It was like how do people know it's him.

It's such a waste of money.

It's cost us so much money.

You can tell it's him just from my descriptions of what he's doing.

I suppose.

Don't pull that.

But I just don't know the ways he can manage to get away with this not working but working.

He wants to know.

He's here every time.

Sometimes we can't get rid of him.

He wants to know if he should get his weiners out for the barbecue.

No and I love the fact that we've learned this sort of Bill Murray sign language where

he doesn't say anything but we know exactly what he's doing and quite often it's to do

with his penis.

There it is.

Put it away you're not putting that on the fire.

Well it's up to you.

Well we're here to you know there's a reason that we're here you know this is our summer

special we're reviewing two Jason films but I thought what we could do is get out you

know for a few hours in the woods like we're doing and the weenie roaster sit around the

campfire and it is nice.

Oh Bill did you put that bag of porn in the bushes for the next generation of kids.

Yeah you did good good good he's done it.

Yeah yeah because otherwise it's around again so nice.

Yeah so I thought let's let's tell some campfire tales.

Yeah I'm well up for this actually I feel a bit warmer now this fire's got a bit bigger

now it's quite good.

Yeah that's all right.

If I if I if I'm moving around I'm just gonna put some stuff on it.

Oh what was that?

I just heard something did you hear that?

Oh.

What animals have they got out here foxes bears I don't know.

Foxes bears we've got black bear Bigfoot the odd alien.

Definitely heard something then but yeah well we'll do a couple of classics these are any

paragraph or too long and then we'll get into a couple of other ones I'm not gonna tell loads

but I'm gonna tell you know five or six very short stories.

Okay so I'm just gonna sit back and chill out just chill out with us around the fire

it's nice and warm.

Pour your um.

It's all interlock our arms.

Hello hi.

No Bill.

Hang on Bill's Bill's just asked if after this we want to all go skinny dipping maybe

we'll see we'll see okay well the first the first one is a classic you're gonna know it

by the title it's called The Hook.

Okay yep yep like this is a I know what you did last summer territory yeah.

Well let's tell the story very briefly a pair of attractive teens were parked at make out

point or lovers lane depending on your version of the story which is an isolated spot near

to town and the boyfriends which is on the radio for some sexy sexy romantic music.

What was that do you reckon?

What was the song?

Yeah.

It was um.

Boys to men I'll make love to you like you want me to.

So they put that on and they start they start canoodling and just as things start getting

hot and heavy they're interrupted by a breaking news story.

Can we interrupt this story to let you know that an escaped murderer has escaped from

the nearby asylum.

He's armed he's dangerous and he's only got one arm at one hand his right hand.

He's armed but only has one arm.

He's got a hook on his right hand instead of his right hand so they get frightened you

know the girlfriend says I think we should go home he says no no let's stay here and

have sex I'll lock all the car windows that he tries to kiss her again and she says look

no means no and I want to go home now he says oh okay so they start driving back and he

drives her home and when they get out of the car and he goes to give her a midnight kiss

he realizes that there's a hook dangling from the door handle of the car.

And they were really lucky to get away.

I like the fact he could be a one armed man who's only one arm could be armed.

I love that.

It wasn't me it was the one armed man.

Bill's giving that one a thumbs down you're not a fan of that one Bill.

No?

Alright well I've got another classic for you then in that case Bill.

Yeah you can sit next to me of course you can.

Right this next one is called Don't Turn On The Light Gav.

Don't turn on the light you'll know this one as well.

Two college roommates are in a science class together and it's the big midterm exam in the

morning.

Marie says she wants to stay in bed and study but Tara wants to go out and party with the

cute guy from the lacrosse team.

So she leaves Mary to her studies or Marie to her studies.

When she gets home very late that night Marie's in bed and the lights roll off.

So Tara just goes into her bed she doesn't bother turning the lights on she doesn't want

to disturb her friend.

In the morning she wakes up goes over to Marie tries to wake her up says we've got to go

now we don't want to be late for our exam.

She realizes Marie is dead.

Oh god.

There's blood all over the bed and on the wall above her written in her blood says aren't

you glad you didn't turn on the light?

Yeah that's good it's definitely good though when you get like a mark that the killer was

there obviously it was a dead body but more than that something personal blood written

on the thing.

I find that stuff more scary because you're going into the actual mind of the killer because

their mind had to think oh how do you spell what I'm about to write and write it.

How do you spell?

I don't know it's very simple but obviously you had to write it so I had to at least think

about it if a very small amount of fault but I think that's more personal things that I

think make killers that much more scarier.

That happened in what movie was it was it urban legend or something where she thought

they were having sex but actually someone was killing.

Yeah it's urban legend.

Yeah.

It's a thing with you.

What's she called?

Don't know.

My sister.

Oh Danielle Harris.

Yeah.

Bill's giving that kind of a middle of the road sort of not bad okay here's one then you

might not have heard Bill and Gav.

Why does he move over to sit next to me?

A minute ago you were going to move each time there was a story.

What does that even mean?

He's pouring a bit of whiskey in your hot chocolate there look.

Oh I don't know the hot toddy but you know I don't drink.

Is he trying to get me drunk out here in the woods?

I think he is.

Okay so the next one is called the clown statue.

Bill Murray's drunken wiener party.

The clown statue Gav you're not a fan of clowns are you?

I'm not a clown statue what so we're just going with like a statue in the woods of a

clown.

So a babysitter was hired to watch two children overnight and she puts them to bed and the

parents say when you put the kids to bed they've been having nightmares so we just

ask that you don't go back downstairs you stay up in our bedroom and watch TV there's

a TV in there and that way we know you're close to the kids because they might need

you to go in and comfort them because they've been having nightmares.

So she's assuming she can sleep on their bed then in their bed is that why?

She can just lie there at least.

If it is she's there for the night.

She shouldn't be sleeping really she should be keeping an eye on them most both.

Not sleep at some point if you stay.

She says for the night she's babysitting for the night.

Maybe yeah.

Well she settles the kids down and they go to sleep quite well and she gets into the

kids the parents bedroom and she lies on the bed makes her subcantible puts TV on and she's

watching television then she realizes oh what is that in the corner of the room and it's

a very a really big life-size clown statue.

And she sort of thinks I'm a dad's kinky sex object.

She doesn't like it.

So finally after about an hour she's really not happy about it there's something about

it that really creeps out.

She pulls up the dad who's out you know this social engagement and she says to him look

is alright if I go downstairs and he said well no no I'd really like if you actually

stay upstairs and she said but I just I'm not I'm feeling a bit creeped out in your

room he said why?

And she says well it's that clown statue in the corner of your room and there's a pulse

and he says get the children and leave the house now we do not have a clown statue.

Why would he say?

Why would he jump to the conclusion get out the house now we don't have a clown statue?

Why would you think it was then?

Why would he be like get the children wake them up disturb their sleep not pattern get

them in a f*ck out of the house where am I going to go?

Just f*cking get out.

What's the clown statue doing there then?

It's a statue what do you think it's going to do?

Bill why are you laughing this is a serious story you're laughing as well.

You've got marshmallow all over your chin now.

I don't think that was marshmallow.

Oh god Bill.

Okay well here's a good one the green ribbon not the green mile green ribbon.

A man.

By the way then I thought that was the ending I thought it was going to be more.

That was it get out of the house.

No I just jumped in there.

Why not?

I had to jump in.

We don't have a clown statue.

You heard the wrong house.

I like that one the best so far.

Okay I think that's alright.

I don't know what sort of statue is it?

Why is it a statue?

Why can't it just be a clown doll?

Why is it a statue like cement concrete?

It's life size.

It's life size concrete clown.

Well clearly it's just an actual killer clown that stood in the corner of the room watching

her maybe.

I suppose but I do like it.

I don't think it's creepy or be like it's a f*cking statue.

I said no it is creepy and why have you got it in your bedroom?

Is it a weird sex thing?

If so shut I don't want to do one of those.

I want to know how you do it but I don't at the same time.

So like they're in the middle of it and he says to us where should we bring the clown

in?

Bring the clown in.

They lay down this concrete and she just kind of rots at it a bit and he just goes ugh.

On the clown's face.

Hi.

On its nose.

They put on a little wack.

Even though it's concrete.

It's got a little honky nose.

But I don't know.

I don't know maybe but when they're about to come that's what he signals to her.

And then the flower squirts water.

But I like this one so far.

Okay so the next one is called the green ribbon.

So a man marries his beloved, a beautiful young woman who ever since he's known her

she wears a green velvet ribbon around her neck.

On their wedding night he says to her why don't you ever take the ribbon off?

She says if I do you'll be sorry.

If I ever take this off you'll be sorry.

And she goes to sleep and every night he says to her I love you.

So glad I married you.

You're my true love.

But why won't you take the green ribbon off?

She says the same thing every night.

If you do you'll be sorry.

If I take it off you'll be sorry.

And he starts going a bit crazy over the years.

Because of the ribbon.

He's like why?

What does she mean?

Does it actually make him go crazy?

It's the smallest little thing but it's slowly.

So one night.

I was going to say when she's asleep I'll be like I'm getting that fucker off there.

I'll be like two days into it.

He takes his scissors out of her sewing box and he cuts through the ribbon.

Oh can he not just do like a velcro strap or something?

No no no and he cuts the ribbon off.

Do you reckon his thought pattern was like he'd get a velcro strap and put back on it

so she wouldn't know?

Hang on let me get to the end.

So he cuts the ribbon with the scissors and then he slides the ribbon off of her.

And as he slides it away her head rolls off onto the floor with a sickening thud.

Whoa that is some strong ribbon.

So that ribbon was keeping her head on.

Wow that was amazing.

I quite like that one.

It's kind of a bit of a good urban legend.

I'm into the clown statue.

You're into the clown statue.

I'm into the kinky menage a trois clown statue.

I'm gonna come.

Bill you played a clown haven't you in that one movie?

You did as you robbed a bank.

Yeah you did I know I know it's good.

You made a good claim.

Okay we'll do the Hitchhiker not the Hitchhiker movie that we all know.

With Rooka-Hoo or the terrible remake.

With Sean Bean.

Oh god that was awful.

Remember that one?

No sure I've seen it.

Don't worry about it.

So this is the Vanishing Hitchhiker.

It might be the most famous campfire story of all time.

I doubt it but let's go for it.

A couple are driving late at night with a notice a girl hitchhiking.

They pick her up.

She thanks them profusely.

Says can you take me to this address?

This is my home.

So they drive her home.

They try and make polite conversation but after a few minutes she just falls silent.

The driver says well we've reached your you know your home here.

And they turn to the back seat and she's gone.

She's vanished without a trace.

So they go knock on the door of the house that they were directed to and an elderly

couple opens the door and they say oh we just picked up a girl.

They give a description and say this is her daughter and their mouths fall open.

They say you're describing our daughter who was killed in a car accident 20 years ago

just a few miles up the road.

I like that because that's quite possibly based on something an experience I reckon

someone had probably but you know it's slightly changed for story and effects.

But I quite like that because that's quite a pleasant that's quite a nice thing because

it's not it's not an evil thing.

No it's not.

Right still clown statue the the jizzy clown statue that's the one I like.

Well I think you're gonna like the name of this next one.

I'm gonna have a one I thought that was the last one.

I think Bill's gonna like the name of this next one as well it's called.

Well how many more have you got because I don't like being disappointed.

I'm just gonna do two more this one and the one after.

Great as long as I know I've got an expectation.

You know when the end's coming you like it like to know when it's coming.

I like to know when the ends are coming.

Well this next one is called Doggy Lick.

Funny enough I've been watching a program called Dave about a rapper.

It's very funny and there's this bit where there's this one episode where they're held

up and there's a storm tornado in their tour bus they held up at this house in the deep

south of America and the old lady just comes into the room sort of sits down and she's

watching TV and she's really like that's almost out of it and they're sitting in their

doneroom and she doesn't know that they're just kind of chatting away quietly.

It's really late night fun to install that.

The dog comes in and goes and they're like and the guy's like oh my god I can see her

vagina and he's like what?

Like the old lady and the dog goes along and goes back to the name of this.

Doggy Lick.

And it was quite funny but quite gross at the same time.

Well this story is about a girl who's afraid of the dark so every night her dog sleeps

under her bed.

When she starts having a nightmare or feels particularly afraid she always puts her hand

down and the dog licks her hands to reassure her.

I'm here it's okay.

What's gonna lick her instead?

So one night she wakes up to hear a strange dripping sound.

She puts her hand down because she's a bit scared and the dog licks her hand and she

thinks oh that's good.

She goes back to sleep that's fine.

In the morning she wakes up to find the body of her dog hanging in the middle of the room

dripping blood and on the wall someone has written humans can lick too.

So it was a person under her bed licking her hand.

Yeah I reckon her hand licking her thing which has been done.

I don't like the dog bit well I think we should do something else to the dog in that story.

Well the last one is called the peeling wallpaper.

A young couple moves into an old decrepit house that definitely needs a lot of work

doing to it.

The husband takes care of some of the construction and the wife's job at one point is I'll take

down all the wallpaper so that we can re-paper the whole house because they want to you know

they want to put their stamp on it it's their new place.

It's very boring and tedious task as you can imagine we've all stripped wallpaper and she

begins to find it very satisfying whenever she can peel off a big chunk all at once and

again we know that feeling when you do a little bit and then a huge bit comes off you know

like in the burbs.

She says to her husband it's like peeling a sunburn.

I don't like it when I have to peel my sunburn.

After a while she discovers that there seems to be some writing under each corner of wallpaper

and she thinks that's strange and it says it's a date and a name and she wonders what

on earth this could mean.

So she searches one of the names and the dates on the internet and it comes up as a missing

person.

So her and her husband contact the police and say look we've been peeling the wallpaper

of that and under each piece of wallpaper in each corner there's a date and a name and

they all seem to be missing persons.

Well the detectives come over and they're all looking around the house and talking to

each other so they're sort of sat having a cup of tea the couple and they overhear one

of the detectives say to the other yep it's definitely human and she says sorry what's

human and he says ma'am where is all the material that you've removed so far because it isn't

wallpaper.

It's human flesh.

Right what should we do with the bodies?

Let's decorate the house with the flesh how hard would that have been?

How many bodies do you need?

How big's the room?

Wow.

Seriously there's so many factors involved in this.

I like that one.

The thing is these they're always going to be quite silly aren't they?

There's a few that will get under your skin but you've heard versions of them so many

times.

My favorite one I think out of all of these is the hand lick one because I think if you

tell that right and you pad it out with enough detail the licking hand the licking hand and

you've got a good the way you say the punch line is good that will really make people

go ahhhhh.

Do you know what I mean?

I like honky the clown though.

You like the clown?

Yeah.

You're not a fan of the green ribbon the head falling off?

It's alright.

It's alright.

Well there we go there's a lot more of these you know you've got your bloody Marys you've

got all the other ones out there but guys I just thought for a bit of fun for this one

we could all sit around this camera isn't it an excuse for Gav, me and Bill Murray to

sort of sit here and have some fish for us.

The thing is now once we turn this recording off guys I know we're going to do Friday Fave

but we could do that back obviously back when we're inside but we're just going to hang

out now and it's a shame you can't witness what's going to happen.

Not in a weird way.

How about Bill?

Bill?

Is that?

Be some weird stories.

Bill is that one tent for the three of us?

And why is that one like King's side sleeping bag?

That's weird.

We could be like a packed sausage roll.

What do you mean I'm in the middle?

I'm in the middle of you and Gav.

Like a sausage bat.

For Christ's sake.

Right.

Let's get, I'm up for going to bed and not with you both though.

What?

We haven't got a choice.

I'm not staying out here with that weird noise I keep hearing.

Right come on then let's all go to bed.

Right piss on the fire put it out.

Right we'll see you guys in a bit because we're going to have to turn this off now because

I can't concentrate on recording podcasts and making sure Bigfoot's not getting us.

Right I'm getting the flaps open Bill.

God's sake.

He is impatient.

Right come on no far to neither boo do I outside.

Take us out of here.

Let's go.

That's all the time we've got for this week on World of the Strangers.

Next week though.

Gimme a iron.

Hairless pets.

Weird.

Weird.

[chirping]

[chirping]

[chirping]

[chirping]

[siren wailing]

Weekends are a good time to escape to the woods.

[sirens wailing]

[sirens wailing]

Unless the weekend begins with Friday the 13th.

Because 13 is an unlucky number.

But out here, so are 1 through 12.

Because these are Jason's woods.

And nobody leaves them alive.

Friday the 13th, part 3 in 3D.

Jason, you can't fight him.

[sirens wailing]

You can't stop him.

And now, you can't even keep him on the screen.

Friday the 13th, part 3 in 3D.

Now, when it comes to killing in Jason's woods,

Jason will come to you.

Friday the 13th, part 3 in 3D.

A new dimension, great in terror.

It will scare you.

[screaming]

Count on it.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Friday the 13th, part 3,

aka Friday the 13th, 3D.

From 1982.

Jason Voorhees talks to a group of friends

who've just arrived to spend their weekend at a cabin

near Crystal Lake.

Pretty much the synopsis of about 80% of the

Friday the 13th movies, I would say.

I've got a special place in my heart for this one.

Yeah, it's new.

It's classic formula, you know, Teenagers.

It has a lower rating in part 2.

Yeah, it's classic Teenagers.

Great final girl again.

Chrissy is a great final girl in this one.

Really annoying character that we've already discussed

in this one, Shelley.

We'll get into him in a minute.

We won't get into him, but we will get into his character.

It's a different Jason in this one as well.

We've got Richard Brooker as Jason, and this is the first time he reads you.

Jason is a big guy.

He's too hench.

I know, to be honest, I've met Kane,

I've talked to Kane right face to face.

I can see the sort of build he is, and he isn't like mega big.

He is big, but this guy seems way hench way too much.

Like I said, I don't feel they've got a Jason yet, but they do in part 4.

But why this one is so endearing to me is because this was obviously,

as we discussed, filmed 3D gimmick, you know,

and it's very funny when you know that and you watch this

and you see snakes, yo-yo's, brooms, pitchforks.

And they knew they were doing it, so the thing was,

they said in the making bit, that it was just a case of

they weren't really concentrating on acting at the time,

it's just concentrating on making sure whatever they've got,

the thing they're doing is going towards the camera

without actually hitting the camera.

Acting goes out the window, and you can see that when you do it,

their concentration's like on the pole here, or the yo-yo,

and it's a bit like, "Oh, God."

I know, but I do really like it.

There's even a 3D joint in this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She passes the joint to us, the viewer,

and the viewer in 3D will be like, "Whoa, man."

You and I, famously, as we've discussed a million times,

have tried to watch this in 3D.

We gave up about 20 minutes in because it was her.

We had 3D glasses on over our glasses.

Yeah.

And they were those old-school ones, and they were cutting into my nose,

they were cutting behind my ears.

Beautiful. That's the thing. You need to take, just get the...

Get some sedity.

I'm out of game headache.

It just didn't work, really.

I might do that. Just cut the arms off them,

plus they've got a few pairs, and then...

Yeah, I was going to say, you can buy a bunch of those.

I've got a skate video, which is in 3D.

Are there any penises in it?

What? No.

I would say to you, "What do you mean, penises?"

But it is a skate video, and yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I've been skating loads recently, I've been loving it.

I've got a wider board I picked up.

I randomly picked it off this dude that's selling it on Facebook.

Really nice.

Fairly brand new setup.

He picked it up in America, but he's a stunt coordinator,

and he's just been working on the India Jones movie and stuff like that.

Really random.

I was like, "Ooh, nice to take your details."

But yeah, it's a wide board.

Be careful that the Nazis don't come after that skateboard.

You never know.

Yeah, it could be Hitler's skateboard.

I don't know why that made me laugh so much. Sorry.

That joke wasn't good enough for that laugh, but you got a laugh on it.

I know, I didn't.

But I've been enjoying skating loads, it's been good.

Indiana Jones and the Fuhrer's skateboard.

That'd be brilliant.

Well, let's get into this one.

So, deja vu.

We start off with the end of the previous film.

So we get a recap of Ginny tricking Jason.

The original idea for this was actually like Halloween 2,

and it was to be in a mental hospital.

Yes, yes, it was, which had already been done with Halloween 2, like you say.

And I think another movie did that as well.

But the lady who came out to do it was Ginny again, wasn't it?

Ginny for the beginning part, yes.

Yeah, yeah, she decided that she didn't want to do that.

But since then, she's regretted it.

Yes.

She wished she had done that.

And we would have had a totally different Friday the 13th movie.

Would that have actually completely derailed the Friday the 13th notion of the camp, the kids?

Do you know what I mean?

Because I thought we could.

It might, her decision might have completely changed that.

Well, the other idea they had was against copying the Halloween franchises.

They were actually going to do a different story for every part.

Well, with part two, I was quite happy they continued.

I guess if you're doing a formula from Halloween, you had Halloween 1 and Halloween 2, which were a continuation in the hospital.

So they were trying to do that.

I'm so glad that this lady said no.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, yeah, we get the recap of the previous one.

Ginny, we see Ginny again, you know, tricking Jason, killing Jason.

But it's edited so that it looks like he crawls away.

And then we just zoom in on the mum's head and then we get the new funky theme tune kick in.

Disco is not dead, my friend.

This theme tune is something special to me.

If the studio 64, no, what's the studio 64? 54?

54.

54.

I can imagine Jason in a sequenced suit just fucking put them out of the shade.

It's funky.

It's great.

Have you ever heard the Jaws disco?

Yes.

That's a great one.

Yep.

The credits are shamelessly 3D.

Firing into the screen with streaks of red behind them, like the beginning of a Superman movie or something.

It's insane.

And straight away, you can picture yourself sat in the cinema with the glasses on and some popcorn with your buddies like, yeah, man, we're going to get hit in the face with all sorts of shit.

This is great.

Yeah.

At this point, though, I think if you go back to another probably effective movie, you do know there's going to be a guy called Jason who's a killer.

And so they have got that formula even if they haven't actually perfected it yet.

Pop four is where they do.

I still like that.

And you would be getting the fans at this point going like we kind of know what we're after, like you said.

So they're like, yeah, throwing popcorn and everyone getting all ruckus and shit and just having a good time.

American audiences.

I don't know if a Canadian audiences.

American audiences from my experience is like the only experience I could do is like in England is film festivals where the whole crowd get together in unison and cheer in and boo in or you know, an American when I've watched movies in American cinema.

It's so cool.

The interaction.

Everybody's like everybody's involved.

It's kind of I've had that I've had that experience in the UK only a couple of times.

One of them was with Avengers Endgame.

The audience was just erupting certain parts of that and clapping when the end credits came on.

You know, that was that's real fanboys.

It's funny because it's just that just the everyone was so entertained with it.

It's really England and what was considered what I was just saying, actually, I'm since I've been at Friday first past few times, few past three or four times.

I haven't actually heard that whole sort of thing, but the crowd used to really get into it.

Well, a friend of mine said to WhatsApp group the other day things that annoyed her and she said another thing that annoys me is people that clap when the credits come on on a film.

And I said, I do that.

You're just saying you're just saying, oh, thanks, man.

I appreciate it.

You know, I don't do it with every film.

But if if if it's like if you got to put your life.

Yeah. Well, often if I see like a Star Wars movie in the cinema, you usually get people clap.

And I'll just join in as well.

You know, it's a couple of my own movies.

It's fucking English.

So we do get a Friday first.

Everyone they do generally clap for the end of the film pretty much because no time of directors are there as well.

I said this year.

Why a strike in that?

I don't think there's been that many filmmakers there.

I'm there to watch Joe Lynch's.

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It's really funny how we get...

I don't know, this is just a coincidence, a quinky dink.

You get that bit when Halloween 4,

where Michael comes back and he stands at the washing lines.

It's just funny, you get these different bits

where Halloween and Friday are 13 for this whole series.

If you go through them all, just little bits

where they interchange across.

It's very much like Halloween, da-da-da.

But at different times when they came out.

I guess there's only so many ideas you could do for things.

Whilst Edna is hanging out at laundry,

she thinks she's seen somebody outside.

She thinks, "Maybe it was Harold. I'll go and see what he's up to."

Now, they own a shop.

He's just the worst.

First of all, he feeds his goldfish

and then he eats some of the fish food.

He says, "No, it's not bad this."

Then he reads and he says, "Contains fly eggs."

"A fire for a spit sail."

Well, he's got his rabbit.

Then he spots his rabbit.

"Oh, if she finds you in the fruit and veg sections,

you'll skin you alive."

Why is the rabbit crawled up into the vegetable section?

It's not a genic, no.

He picks her up and then he wanders around

to just get some orange juice,

drinks that, puts it back, gets a peanut.

Then he takes a cup of peanuts out

and then some gherkins out of a bowl.

Then he does that.

She catches it.

If I buy a four-pack of donuts when they're shot,

I'm going to get three in here.

But she takes it from him, puts it back in a pack.

Luckily, he takes it out again to eat it

when she's gone and curses her.

But that would have been rubbish to get three and a half donuts.

She says to him, "You've been warned about your cholesterol."

She's like, "Dr. Sends, I don't know.

I'm trying to help you out here."

It's a bit like you're just a weird couple.

What are you getting from this guy?

I don't get it.

She says to him, "Take that filthy thing back to its cage."

So he gets the rabbit

and he carries it back to the barn.

He goes in the barn and he finds all the other rabbits in the barn have been killed.

This has nothing to do with Jason whatsoever.

No.

It's a chance for a 3D snake to fly in the face of the camera.

That's the reason you've done it there.

3D snake, that's why.

Also, this makes him shit his pants.

Because he runs past Edna into the outhouse

and just unloads.

At my mark, unleash hell.

He unloads.

He unloads hell into that cow.

He's in there letting rip.

He hears someone else.

He's got Daniels.

Did I just see the curtain move?

What is it for?

Just thinking, "Ooh baby, ooh baby."

Those damn enchiladas, man.

Those damn enchiladas.

He's one of my favourite characters.

I just find it so romantic that they're both just doing a lovely sing song.

"Whoa, he's doing his shit."

"Ooh baby, ooh baby."

At what point they must be in that honeymoon phase.

There's some great couples throughout this franchise.

Another couple I really like, I think it's in part six,

where she's like, "We're going to have sex while this song plays

and you're not allowed to come until the end of it."

It's a nine minute song.

About two minutes into it, he comes.

Of course.

We've got the stoner couple in this.

Oh yeah, we get to them.

Chuck and Chilly, they're called.

Cheats and chum.

Yeah, basically.

They're called Chuck and Chilly.

It's a chum in this.

Yeah, so we get to...

Harold goes up to investigate what's behind the curtain.

A cleaver flies out in 3D, of course, into his chest.

See, this here, I was happy later on,

but for the beginning of this film, the effects,

I was just like, "This is getting nip-wa."

"Fighter than a 13th, but three nip-wa."

And then a rat crawls at the camera, which scares Edna.

Because I've got all these kills for getting going,

there's no effects at all.

And acts just going into the body is just like,

"Don't give me that. We need flesh. We need, like, cut-age."

And she gets a spike in the back of her head

that comes out of her mouth, and that is her dad as well.

Cut to 3D baseball bat right in the camera.

Jesus.

And it's a group of kids, and this is where we meet.

Shelly, Andy, Debbie, Chrissie.

I've written in bracket, "I hate Shelly,"

in really big capital letters.

Shelly is...

We've seen this character in other movies.

He's into...

He's a bit like the Corey Feldman character a bit later on, actually.

He's into masks and practical jokes, special effects.

You know, he's potentially...

You know, a Sam Winston or somebody in the making, you know.

If he takes the right path, he's really into all this kind of stuff.

But he's also a bit of a nerd and an outsider.

Yep.

He considers himself to be fat and ugly.

He talks about that all the time.

You know, it's like a defense mechanism.

Well, they're all there, and they go and pick up Vera, the other girl.

And Vera is apparently Shelly's date.

They've got a pretty nice fan, pickup fan.

So they say, "Oh, hi, Vera," and she says, "Hi.

Which one of these is my date?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Shelly says, "I'm sorry, it's me."

So he's really beating himself up about it.

"Oh, he's a dick. I hate him."

What's that mean?

He's got a low self-esteem or lack of confidence and stuff like...

I don't care.

Honestly, Franklin's so much worse than this.

Yeah, oh, God, Franklin is worse.

Don't get me wrong.

Okay.

I'd quite happily put Shelly and Franklin in a car and push it over a cliff.

Celebrity death match.

Yep.

So they look around and their van seems to be on fire, Gav.

What's all this smoke coming out of the van?

Oh, it's Chuck and his girlfriend, Chilly, and they are smoking a bong.

They're getting stoned.

They're laughing, they're having a good time.

They're hilarious.

Here's a 3D joint being passed around.

They're driving along.

It's so funny that cannabis is still so, like, so in England, illegal and stuff like that,

where a lot of other places...

Even in The Simpsons, like Homer smoked weed, you never had a Homer...

Oh, Homer in this episode jacks up on heroin.

Like, this movie wouldn't jump in the back and, "Oh, it's okay, we're just jacking up on heroin and laughing and stuff."

This is just smoking weed and stuff. It's just... funny.

Slightly more socially acceptable.

I know, I know. It's just, you know, it's funny.

So the cops pull on the red lights behind them.

I know, and they're like, "Oh, shit, everybody start eating the weed."

Oh, God.

And they pull over, but the cops go straight past them.

Yeah, they did want them. They just wanted them to, you know, go past them.

One of the girls says, "I can't smoke or eat the weed. I'm pregnant."

So she just keeps mentioning that she's pregnant.

But we don't really hear much more about it after this.

No, no, because...

She says it a couple of times at the beginning, but...

Yeah, is she the final girl?

No, no, it's not Chrissie.

So, if she's pregnant, she dies.

So Jason, that's pretty dark, but it isn't mentioned anymore.

Because I remember it was on there, and I was like, "Well, I'm not going to note this yet,

because obviously this is going to come into, like, a story or a bit more talking or..."

You know, and I'll start noting it as we get into it.

But yeah, you're right.

I think she says it in a later scene, and then that's as much as I can remember.

She's chattering the girl, I think.

It's really weird. But yeah, the cops go past them and...

They find an obstacle on the road.

Well, before that, it's quite interesting.

Those cops are actually on their way to Harold and Edna's shop,

and we do see the cops get there, and they're wheeling their bodies out.

Yeah, body bags.

So it ties in nicely to the opening bit.

Yes, the kids see a man lying on the road, and his name is Abel.

Crazy old Abel.

Yeah, unfortunately, old Ralph has passed away.

Yeah, he got throttled by Jason in the last one.

So this must be his crazy brother, Abel.

And he's lying on the road.

I think he passed away real life as well.

Is he dead? Is he all right?

And then they sort of wake him up, and he starts going,

"I found pieces of them. Yeah, there's fingers and a toe."

Like, "Oh, my God, is that an eyeball?"

And he's got a human eyeball, I think.

He does have a human eyeball.

Then they quickly get in the van and leave him.

And he...

For the 3D camera, he lets everybody in the audience

have an eyeball in their face.

Now, Gav...

In their eyes, I suppose.

If we were going on a camping trip with a couple of friends,

some girls, we're all on our way there,

and we'd come across a crazy man who happened to be holding

a real human eyeball, that would probably come up

a couple of times during our camping trip, right?

Oh, yeah.

These guys just crack on like it never even happened.

I would be like, you know, "What do we think?

Is that a goat's eyeball or a pig's eyeball?"

A goat...

Well, you know, it's got to be...

We're hoping it's not a human one,

so we're just going to go with whatever, which is big enough.

Yeah. Well, they drive off anyway, and they arrive at the camp.

And Chrissie...

Chrissie is our final girl, very beautiful,

another one of my favorite final girls of all time.

And she...

Similarly to part two, she has a boyfriend, secret boyfriend,

Rick, who runs the camp.

And always, you know...

I know. It seems to be a trending thing here.

Now, they were a couple last year,

and then they went their separate ways,

and he's really trying to get back into her good books

and also trying to get back into her underwear.

And she's a bit unsure of it.

She says, "I need some time. I need some time."

You know?

But she keeps giving him little teases of it,

so he's probably going to get her into bed at some point.

Yeah.

But she shows everyone to their rooms,

and she shows them around,

and then they say, "Oh, you've got a hay in a barn."

She says, "Look, my parents are really rich,

and every year they say they're going to buy a racehorse.

So they buy all the hay, and then they don't buy the racehorse.

So we've got all this hay every year."

It's a really weird fucking thing.

And the East is there still, like, "Oh, okay, cool. Let's put work out."

It's like, what do you do with all this hay?

It's just...

So she gets... She gets rich to go for the hay at the barn.

Is this a rich person thing?

Maybe, I guess.

Oh, look, just for a laugh. Just get some hay and honey.

Order some more hay for the barn. It'd be a laugh.

I think some of this stuff was written once they got the location,

because they would have seen that barn with a rope, and they'd put that.

And they just threw whatever in without any more thought.

And it does lead to a cute moment now,

where he's pulling up what he thinks is the hay bale,

and he's saying, "You know, I really hope we can work things out,

because I really like you.

Gosh, this bale of hay's really heavy." And he looks up, and it's her on the rope.

Sitting on it.

And he lets her go.

She gets crushed.

Crashing down to the ground.

And then they hear a scream.

Shelly.

They are running around. "Oh, my God. What is it? Is it Shelly?

Where's Shelly? I can't find Shelly."

And, "Oh, my God, Shelly's in a wardrobe,

becomes falling out of a wardrobe with an axe in his head.

I put here, 'I hate him.'"

"Ah, you love him!"

Because this is a joke.

It is a practical joke.

He's a little joker.

And everyone's angry with him.

"For God's sake, Shelly, why do you do these things?"

And he says, "I don't have a choice. It's just what I do."

Like, in the van, when she says to him...

Sounds really creepy, the way he does it.

She says to him in the van, when they're on the way there,

"What have you got in this box that you're holding onto it so tightly?"

And he goes, "My whole world."

And she says, "Well, what...

It can't be much of a world if it's in a little box.

Like, what?" And he says, "I'll show you."

He says, "Stick around. I'll show you sometimes."

You are a psycho killer, my friend.

"Keskase."

"Keskase."

"Psycho killer. Keskase."

Oh, okay, well done.

Well done. Well done. You got me there.

So, everyone's crossed with Shelly.

We don't like him. I hate him.

Vera decides she's going to drive to town in her Volkswagen bug.

So again, we've got a Volkswagen Beetle.

- Shelly's like, "Look, can I come over here?

Because everybody thinks I'm a dick here."

And now we're supposed to be set up as a couple.

But Vera actually does start to think

there's more to Shelly than just this practical jokes

and this geek. God knows why.

But she does. So they drive to town.

They're going to shop and the background music for the shop.

You know, you're going to shop and it's got background music.

You've got, though, in this.

Disco Friday of Her Team theme tune.

Just playing.

It's just like, that's what was playing on the...

on the tandem a bit, yeah.

And she says, "Oh, I haven't got any money, Shelly."

And he's like, "Here's my wallet."

And he throws it to her. She drops it.

And of course, this is where we get to meet.

- That's a 3D moment.

That took him loads and loads of takes, by the way.

- Yeah, to throw that wallet right in the camera.

- It's like, "Really?"

- And we meet our team now.

Ali...

- The bikers.

- Fox and Loco.

- Yeah.

- They are the three bikers dressed in leather.

And they fuck with the kids a little bit.

They pretend they're going to steal the wallet.

They don't in the end.

- They're quite real cast.

- They are. I really, really like Ali, the big black guy.

- Yeah, I love Fox.

- I'm not sure about her so much.

- I like her. She reminds me a bit of Pam Greer.

- Yeah.

- And Loco, I think all three of them are really good.

They're really menacing.

- I'm a bit nervous now, yeah.

- They're really menacing, you know.

There's something about them.

- Yeah, they do quite good, yeah.

- I feel like I've seen them in other movies.

Like, they're really good.

- Yeah, well, the demise isn't really very exciting, but we'll get to it.

- Well, they leave them alone in the end, and they walk out of the shop.

And they're a bit shaken up.

And...

- What does Shelly go and do?

- Well, Shelly says, "I wish I was strong enough to do something about that."

She's like, "Well, look, it's fine. We're all good.

Don't worry about it, Eli. Let's just go back to the camp."

So he reverses his car straight into their bikes.

- So, basically, he does do something about it, but, yeah, it's the wrong thing to do.

- So he then starts driving, and Ali has got a big metal chain round his fist.

And he stops the car in the road, puts his hand out at the terminator,

and then he just smashes the window.

Shelly drives off, scared, but then he gets a little sudden burst of energy and strength and courage,

and he does a U-turn, comes back, drives straight at Ali,

and runs over the bike!

- Yeah, I don't know where this came from.

- Wow. Wow, you fucked up, mate, because I would not want to mess with these three.

And you've just run over their bike.

And as he drives off, you can hear Ali going, "You son of a bitch! You're going to pay for this!

I'm going to come back! You're going to find me! I'm going to find you! I'm going to kill you!"

- And it's not really going to be that hard to find them.

- No, they can't have got very far with it.

- And they do find them easily. - Plus, smash the two with those.

- Yeah, and this is a...

- Yeah, it's not a good move from Shane.

- Well, they get back, they get back, and we get the 3D yo-yo right in your face.

And that's Andy playing with the yo-yo, and Debbie lying underneath it.

I think Debbie is the one who said she was pregnant, but I don't know if she actually is.

And the car pulls up with the broken windows, and Cheech and Chong are like,

"What the fuck happened to my car?"

And they're like, "Oh, we got into a bit of a scrap with a biker gang, don't worry about it."

And everyone's like, "What?"

But obviously, you fucked up this guy's car.

Say sorry, at least.

- Yeah. - Another reason why these are prick.

- Yeah.

- I don't like him very much. - I know you don't.

- Where are we at then? Oh, yes.

They've been infiltrated by the biker gang.

So we're led to believe it could be Jason stalking them, but it's actually Loco.

Loco and Ali are stealing their gasoline from their van.

- This is a bit when the approach comes out, and the first thing that he does is, "Woof!"

And does like a woof-type sound, sort of signal.

Something about him doing that, just quite creepy or something.

I don't know, it's a bit rough around the edges or something.

I know he's saying "rough" anyway, or whatever he's saying. "Woof!"

It's just the way he does it. - It's like, he was have eyes, isn't it?

- It's a bit of a bit of barbarian or something, a bit raw, I don't know.

- I like it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's perfect for them as their characters.

- So they steal their gasoline.

And Fox says, "I'm going to go and have a look in the barn."

She doesn't know that Jason is behind her.

Now, the clever thing in this, obviously, is Jason doesn't have the sack anymore.

So he's always blocked by an object or a door or something, a piece of prop.

So you don't ever see his face.

In fact, you don't really see his full body much.

You see an arm or leg or a bit of his torso.

And it's not until he gets the hockey mask, really, so that we see him really sort of stood there in his glory.

And he's massive, like he said, he's absolutely massive.

So he follows her into the barn, and she climbs up into the ceiling.

She swings on the rope. "Ah, this is great."

And it's quite a nice scene, actually, because Loco looks back up,

and suddenly she's just not on the hay bale anymore.

And he thinks, "Well, that's weird."

- Good, a little bit of suspense.

- Now, how did they do this death shot of her?

- The pitchfork, huh?

- Yeah, because she's got a pitchfork straight through the net,

and she looks like she's suspended with nothing underneath her.

Again, I've got to say, though, just like last kill was just up a knit needle going through the back of their head,

where we didn't really see a terrible effect.

But I mean, it's just poor, we want to see stuff.

This, again, didn't even see the kill, just a pitchfork in her.

I don't know, she's probably just up on a...

Do you see her completely hanging, do you?

- Yeah, you see her feet on touch in the ground.

- She's probably got a harness on.

Now, talking of the death scenes, this film is very heavily cut.

The MPAA were really...

This would have not got a rating if they hadn't have trimmed it.

But apparently, the uncut version of this film, the only country ever to release it,

if you can find the Dutch VHS of this, that is the only fully uncut version of Friday the 13th of 3.

- It's not on YouTube or anything?

- No, can't find it anywhere.

It might be on YouTube, might be.

- What's the...

What did they cut?

- They cut a lot of the death scenes and the blood.

- Oh, well, that might be, you know, it might not be the effects.

I won't blame the effects team then for the lack of effects.

- No, the MPAA were really, really...

This was 982, so we were at the height of...

- We did get gory in a bit of...

- We were at the height of the video nasty stuff going on right here.

- People were at this point in 82, people were concerned that teenagers were all going to turn into psycho killers

because they watched these movies.

So they snipped a lot of it out, or a bit of it.

So, she's dead and obviously, Loko then gets killed as well.

- Yeah, again, it's just like the way you were just saying it, and he gets killed as well.

It's not even that elaborate.

He gets stabbed by a pitchfork, but he's over-closed.

It's been like, "Oh, come on, guys."

I thought it was just budget reasons.

- Ali goes into the barn to find out where his friends are, and Loko's body falls on him from above.

Jason and him have a bit of a fight, Jason and Ali, and they sort of...

Obviously, he loses, and Jason clubs him to death, and again, you don't see it.

- Off-screen, he's in the cut, which is just...

So far, this is the worst film of deaths so far.

- Mm. Yeah, but there's a bit coming out. - It changes, though.

- Yeah, but there's a bit coming out. - It does change, really.

And then you get another effect after that. It's so weird.

It's almost like...

- But that's because they were only allowed a certain amount of very gory stuff.

- It's a shame, because I've got the uncut original.

It says on there, "uncut."

But these ones, no, I just assumed they were, but maybe not, I guess.

So, very boring scene of Rick and Chrissie talking about setting up the camp,

talking about their relationship and how they're going to move forward.

- Shelly's juggling.

- Andy and Shelly have a juggling contest.

Chuck and Chilly are obviously stoned and passed out on the sofa.

And they say, "Don't break our concentration."

And obviously Andy's concentration is broken because his chick says,

"I'll be upstairs naked waiting for you."

And he just drops his balls and says, "You win!"

- Yeah, dropping his balls.

- That'll do it. That'll do it.

Shelly now starts really staring at Vera.

- Because she says something to him.

When she says, a moment ago, to the dude who just drops his juggling balls,

she says something to him.

But I think she could have been more like, "Come upstairs and I could juggle your balls."

I thought they could have played on that level.

- I think she says...

- There is something, but it implies a good thing.

- She says something along the lines of,

"I can think of something better you can do with your hands if you follow me upstairs."

- That's wasted.

- He just throws his balls down and heads on up.

- It is wasted.

- "Come upstairs and juggle your balls."

- That's what you're good about, sir.

- "Can I see you upstairs juggling your balls?"

Or, "Show me you're juggling, ball juggling upstairs."

I don't know. Better than that. More poetic than that with your ball juggling.

- Brilliant.

Well, Shelly carries on juggling, but he stands at Vera.

He's really staring at her.

- She's...

I see he speaks to her. She's spitting all over the place here.

- I may have been in a situation as a big-lasted curly-haired nerd in my teenage youth.

As soon as I started shaving the head, I was all shaved head for a long time.

I still had big glasses. I still had a fucking nerd.

- That picture of you on your mum's fridge, whenever I go around to your mum's and see that picture of you...

- Which one's that?

- The one where you've got a massive afro and the thickest rimmed glasses.

It's from, like, probably, like, '89?

- I don't know.

- '88, '89, I would say. It is just great stuff.

And I always laugh at it, and your mum always goes, "Oh, that was my gav!"

And I always look at it and think, "Yep, that was. There he is. Cheeky chap."

- But, yeah, coming from that perspective, I didn't have any luck with ladies.

So it was so hard, especially when you don't know if someone's been nice,

or they're like, "Oh, I'm attracted."

Especially when you're a young boy, you have no idea how to read a person.

"I feel so bad for Shelley here."

She's, like, pretty much going, "Oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah."

And he's like, "Oh, great, okay."

And she's like, "No, not at all. You're not getting any. Don't even think about it."

So, like, what? That's just not fair.

- Well, Jason is lurking outside watching Shelley fail massively.

Meanwhile, upstairs, Andy and Debbie are just trying to have sex on a hammock.

- I love the fact that our fish is, like, "That was amazing."

And she's like, "Yeah, of course it was. It was me."

She's like, "No, it was the hammock."

You know what I was thinking, though? Sex on a hammock?

You can't read too much. It's missionary.

You can't stop moving around because you're just going to fall out.

- Oh, no, you can't do doggy. You'd fall over and break your neck.

- Oh, no. You can't do anything like that.

- You could do reverse. You can do anything like that.

- You can't do things. You'll be laying down.

But you can't even roll over to the...

- And also, I think I'd get motion sickness.

If I was there pumping away and everything was swinging left to right,

that would throw me off because I'm moving left to right

while I'm trying to pump backwards and forwards.

I think I'd just end up being sick all over my...

- Yeah, it wouldn't be good.

- My lover.

- I think a trampoline would be good.

- Fucking hell.

- Just saying.

- With a Klein statue.

- I guess. It might make a hole in it though.

The trampoline.

- Be careful with about us making a small prick.

So, yeah, you're right. She says, "Well, that was good.

I don't know if it was me, you or the hammock."

And he says, "I think it was me."

And she says, "I think it was the hammock."

And then she says, "Well, I'm going to go and have a shower now."

He says, "Oh, okay."

She says, "You should try it sometime."

And he says, "I think I smell probably."

Chrissie says to Rick...

- What is this whole thing?

- She says that...

This is like the Gremlins story, isn't it?

About the flasher of the park.

- The other side by the lake, a tree.

She's just kind of there and he comes over to, "Hey, how's it going? What's going on?"

- And she says, "Look, there's something I need to tell you."

- I had to rewind this because I... What is this?

- When I was younger...

- I was so confused, yeah.

- I wanted to teach my parents a lesson, so I pretended to run away.

- My mum slapped me and annoyed me, so I ran off.

- And I fell asleep in the woods, so when I woke up, there was a deformed maniac.

- When was this set? When did this happen? It's so random.

- There was a deformed maniac in the woods. He started coming at me.

- Yeah.

- And he chased me and then I slapped him.

- It's proper creepy.

- Yeah, and then I came to him and I was in bed and my parents didn't say anything to me.

- So did Jason have sex with her?

- This is my question as well.

- Does this mean, potentially, if this story is true, does this mean that Jason might have children out there somewhere?

- Potentially.

- Well, she'd know, actually, because she would have had a baby, so...

- It's so weird, though, that she's just like, "I need to tell you about something."

And he's just like, "Oh, okay. What is it?"

- She says, "That's why I've come back here to prove to myself that I'm strong and to get over this thing that happened."

But it's like, "Well, hang on a minute. How do you know it even happened? You woke up in your own bed and your parents had never mentioned it. Maybe it didn't happen."

- Yeah, you don't actually know.

- All of a sudden, the car battery dies. They've left the fucking car lights on. Why?

- It's like, "Yeah, this happens all the time." Why? Why does it happen all the time? Turn your engine off? Like, what are you doing?

- He says to her, "I guess we'll have to walk back."

"All right, I guess we fucking will. Great. Let's walk through the woods at night, Doc."

- Yeah.

- "Chuck."

- "Outhouse? Ooh, baby, ooh, baby."

- "Goes for a shit."

- "They love it at these couples, don't they?"

- "It's probably for a team, for shitting in outhouses."

- And he thinks, "While I'm here, actually, I'm going to smoke this joint while I'm sat here."

- He loves it. He smokes the joint and he's just like, "All of a sudden, his toilet rocks back and forwards like it's a jackass prank."

- And he's like, "Whoa, this is some good shit, man."

- "But really, Jason Thorhees has walked by. He's not out of quick anyway, so he's probably seen him going in and takes it. Maybe not.

- I don't know how long he's been there, but he might have done so he's like, wandered over to the toilet,

shaked it, and then walked off.

- "Why did Jason shake a toilet and walk off?"

- "I'm going to scare him and walk off."

- Well, then he thinks, "Well, this could be Shelley."

- So he opens up the door, but he sees Jason just dart into a house.

So literally, Jason came along, shook the toilet and carried on walking.

- Maybe he's like the T-Rex.

- Like Bigfoot or something.

- Yeah.

- He walks past and it shakes.

- It was so weird.

- Boom, shake, shake, shake the room.

- It could have been Will Smith, I suppose.

- Yeah, but he would have got slapped.

- In and then he'd be crying.

- Right. Yeah, he sees someone go in the barn and he thinks it's probably Shelley, so he says to Shelley,

"Right, we need to get that piece of shit. He's done too many practical jokes. Let's go get him."

So they go into the barn and there's no one there. That's weird.

- Well, meanwhile, while they're doing that, Vera sat with her legs hanging off the end of the jetty over the lake

and someone grabs her foot from the water.

Oh my God. Oh my God. It's so scary.

- And she dropped Shelley's wallet. Why did she have Shelley's wallet?

- Because he threw it to her in the shop. She's still got it in her pocket.

- Oh, okay.

- It's a good bit of sort of way of her to show that she's thinking about him.

And she's thinking, "You know what? Maybe I should give him a chance."

But then he ruins it because actually it's him that's climbed out of the water to scare her.

He's got the hockey mask on.

- He literally has no idea, does he?

- But, Gav.

- I never had any idea.

- The thing that pains me the most is how much I hate Shelley.

He's the reason that Jason wears a hockey mask.

- So you can't hate him.

- Also, when he's doing this practical joke, he's got a fully loaded harpoon gun as part of his practical joke.

- That's a little bit dangerous.

- Yeah, well, it is the '80s.

- A little bit dangerous to say the least.

- Best kill, though, with that gun.

- It's a very good kill.

- And it would have looked really good on 3D.

- He reveals it's him, and she says, "Oh, why do you do this, Shelley?"

And he's like, "I don't know. I don't have a choice. It's the only thing I know how to do."

- Yeah, I don't have a choice. That sounds scary.

- She's like, "Oh, for God's sake, I dropped you a bloody wallet in the water. I'll have to go and get it now."

- And meanwhile, Jason grabs the mask and picks up the harpoon gun.

- And like he said, "Boom!" Straight in her eye.

- Towards the camera, yeah.

- Nice shot in the eye, there.

- Really random now. Like, Nick has seen him, got a shower scene.

- Well, you can get some boobs.

- This is really weird because this whole movie beforehand,

we've not really had any effects and no boobs.

- And it's almost like they're figuring out still.

- Like I said, they're figuring the formula.

- All of a sudden, it's like, "Oh, let's have some boobs."

- But it's not like really loads of boobs. It's just kind of just a bit of boobs.

- It's quite subtle. It's just a lady having a shower, really, essentially.

- It's not putting her cross in a sexy type way at all, really.

- It's kind of weird. I don't know if there's some part, maybe a producer or a sex producer,

a demographer, probably get some boobs there, get a few more people liking the film.

- What's interesting about this shower scene is that her boyfriend comes in doing a handstand.

Now, my question to you is, did he put pants on or is he just completely butt naked?

Because if he's butt naked, everything's dangling up towards his stomach.

- Yeah, no, I'm sure he's wearing flesh-colored pants.

- This is my favorite kill.

- This really does stand out. I remember one night watching this one and not remembering his kill

and then just being like, "Whoa, that's so good."

And he's walking on his hands and they made him walk on a clear floor,

so they got the camera underneath going upwards.

Really quite inventive considering earlier on it was fucking poor shit.

No inventiveness at all. Now we've changed totally. It's really weird.

And he chops down like a bone tomahawk through the person, but we see it sort of collapse to the floor.

But then it cuts because I think it was cut there because it was a bit too graphic.

- Yeah, because when Machete hits him, he kind of collapses to the see-through floor that we're looking at.

It's awful. It's a really good kill.

- She's on the toilet reading Fangoria. Oh, no, that's not toilet in Beninji.

- She's reading a Tom Savini article all about Tom Savini's special makeup effects.

It's like, "Wow, that's great that she's doing that."

- Looks up to, because I'm dripping blood on her, looks up to a picture I sent you saying,

"Do you have this in your copy?" And you're like, "Yeah, I'd be good."

- She says, "Where's this coming from?"

- Above her is her boyfriend. His body is split in two.

And the blood is pouring out all over him.

- It's like, "Whoa, that is really full-on."

- Yeah, that shot. When you pull that shot...

- That's so much, yeah, what I sent you, that's so much full-on compared to earlier.

It's a complete different movie almost.

- It's really graphic. It reminds me a bit of...

Bear with me here, it reminds me a bit of Dead Man's Shoes with a suitcase.

The way the body is all rammed into a small space, you know, and it's all sort of misshapen.

It's great. Jason's so strong that not only did he cut this guy in half,

he then rammed him up into the rafters above the bed.

But, yeah, it's just horrible.

- Segue very quickly. I watched a movie of the day called Bull.

I didn't really like the ending, it kind of annoyed me.

But Bull is in BULL and it's the main dude from Kill List.

And he's basically on revenge.

So it's basically him doing the Dead Man's Shoes.

- Oh, nice.

- It's £1.99 on Amazon Torent at the moment.

Oh, it's coming on Netflix in a couple of weeks, I think.

- I'll put that on my list.

- The ending kind of annoyed me, but, you know.

- Well, meanwhile...

- She spiked up through the chest and the lights go out.

- That's right. She's dead.

So Chuck is making popcorn downstairs.

- Yeah, trying to catch it all in his mouth. Really hot popcorn.

It's not a good idea.

- The lights go out.

- Yeah, so he goes down to the basement and turn the generator back on.

- He doesn't really want to go.

- Not really.

- But, Chillie's like, "For God's sake, just get down there and see what he does."

Now, while he's doing that...

- Shelly turns up.

- Shelly turns up with his throat slit.

- She's just like, "Yeah, whatever."

- She says, "Nice makeup job, Shelly."

Chillie doesn't buy it.

- No.

- And Jason puts Chuck onto the fuse box.

He pushes him onto it and fries him.

And then, while that's happening, Chillie realizes...

She thinks the lights are coming back on.

She thinks he's done it.

Yeah, the lights have come back on.

But that's just the sort of the power outage of him frying in the cellar.

It's quite cool.

- Quite like that.

- That's your lover dying.

- Yeah, she even says, "What's that funny smell?"

She even says that.

- That's their older, their boyfriend.

- That's your mate, their boyfriend, frying.

She then realizes that Shelly is actually dead.

And just as she realizes that, she gets a red-hot poker round

through her chest and out the other side.

- Yeah.

- Oof.

Chrissie and Rick finally get back to the camp.

- The thing was, though, she was running from Jason, right?

She's like, "Oh, I'm running from Jason.

This big fucking dude, he's gonna kill me."

"Ah, I'm running from her."

And she gets to the front door.

On the front door, the wind blows open.

That is more terrifying to her, some wind, than Jason.

She turns to decide, "No, fuck it.

I'm gonna face Jason instead of this windy door."

- Windy door.

- It seems a crazy decision.

- It seems a crazy decision.

I love the way you say things sometimes.

- I know.

Yes, they arrive back.

They smell burning.

The lights aren't working.

Rick heads outside to see if he can figure out what's going on.

But there's a great shot where Chrissie goes, "Rick?

Rick!"

And Rick's right next to her, just around the corner.

But he can't talk because Jason's got his hand, massive hand,

over his mouth, and he's holding him still,

and he's struggling.

Oof.

It's great.

- Yeah, yeah.

It's again like another thing.

Was that really good point where you said,

"Is someone in this room?"

That was from that last movie, wasn't it, Paul?

- Yeah, this is a bit like that.

- It's just these little bits.

If you join them, they're put together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a bit more human.

That's why, I think.

And it's funny, though.

Him, though, you expect him to do better than that.

He seems a bit more rough and ready.

But again, it's that same formula.

Get to the end of the second or the third act of the movie,

and they're just going back to the cabin,

and they're looking around, and no one's here,

and then there's Jason.

It's exactly the same as the last one.

But that's fine.

- Well, Rick, when she goes back inside,

Rick then dies because Jason squishes his head,

and his eyeball pops out right into the camera,

through you do you.

- Yeah.

- That's a pretty cool kill.

I do like it when Jason just crushes people's heads.

So what's happened next?

- She goes looking for her friends.

- She does, and--

- She finds a bathtub full of bloody clothes,

and I mean lots of blood all over the clothes.

- Yeah, really bloody clothes.

She finds a body in a tree,

so Jason's doing his decorating.

- The blanket body just falls out, very apt time.

- And this is where the score really is,

and I said this earlier, but it really is

John Williams' Jules score meets Psycho.

It's a good mix of them both.

And if you go back and listen to it,

particularly in this one, part three,

it's a great mix of those two.

Rick's body gets thrown through a window--

- Before she does that, you could just say it's trauma,

but it's quite amusing.

Excuse me.

She's trying to freaking out a little bit in the room,

and she's, oh, covering up stuff.

She basically puts a lamp, just a single lamp

in front of a window to cover the window.

I was like, you could say it's trauma,

and she's just freaking out,

but that's not good as it is, shit.

- No.

- I lose my voice.

- And then Jason throws Rick's body through the window.

- She goes, help me, Rick.

And then Rick comes flying through the window.

- Hilarious.

She runs upstairs.

Jason climbs in, so she runs upstairs.

She hides, but there's another body

that makes her scream in the cupboard.

So he hears that.

She has to pull--

This is another brilliant bit.

She has to pull the knife out of her dead friend.

- Yeah.

- She doesn't rely on it, which is understandable.

- And she acts it well.

She acts it really well.

She pulls the body out of her friend,

and she does manage to stab him in the hand.

She attacks him a little bit.

She breaks her window.

She climbs out.

He grabs her, and she's sort of hanging there.

Then she falls.

- She does early on in the sort of fight

after Jason's coming through the window.

She falls down like a whole bookcase on him,

and all these books come down.

And it's such a shame, again,

she could have been here like,

"School's in, Jason," or, you know, "Lesson time," or, you know...

I don't know.

- You should judge this book by a cover.

- There?

- Yeah.

- Or never judge a book by its cover,

which would make sense, because she's, you know...

Yeah.

"Time to learn."

Oh, I don't know.

- Jesus.

So she puts up a good fight.

She falls.

Then he jumps, comes down,

and she smashes his head in with a log.

- Yeah, she basically, like I said,

they haven't figured out a fight or a phone form,

but Jason's ass is getting kicked again.

- She rams in with a truck,

but then the truck gets stuck on a bridge.

- Yep.

- So there becomes a foot chase again into a barn.

- It's the same again, but yeah.

- She hides up on a beam.

- Yep.

- She jumps down and does a wrestling move on him,

lands on him.

- Yep.

- And then he attacks her with a machete,

but she grabs a shovel, she knocks him out,

then she hangs him, she climbs down,

choses the barn doors.

- She literally manages to get a noose around Jason,

this massive guy's neck, push him out and hang him.

My God.

But he manages to get away,

and she still manages to go ahead and try and kill him later on as well.

And he gets away.

- Well, the way he gets out of the noose right in front of her

is he slides it off of his neck,

which takes his mask off,

so she gets to see his horrible face underneath.

- This movie has a lot of mask-less and actual show and face Jason out,

any of the other Friday of her teams.

- Yeah, for a long period of time as well.

- Yeah.

- But Ali is still alive,

and he gets his hand hacked off,

and Chrissie grabs an axe, and boom,

she chops it into Jason's head,

but he still keeps coming.

- No, no, my notes, I just don't know where I am

because it was all just like, hide and seek of Jason.

Run, hide, run.

Jason gets hit, Jason almost dies, Jason gets away.

Run, hide.

- Jason seems to drop down dead, now he's got an axe in his head,

so she gets into a boat, and she waits till morning.

- Oh, okay, I'll need to get to where you are.

Okay.

- She wakes up, she spots Jason in the window.

This is quite a scary moment, actually.

She sees him without his mask, and he sees her,

and he comes storming out of the house.

- Have I got to the van yet?

- Yeah, we're past all of that.

- Oh, okay.

- We're at the very end now,

where we don't know if it's a dream or not,

because he comes after her, and then she screams,

and then she opens her eyes, and he's no longer there anymore,

and she's still in the boat.

And then Mrs. Voorhees comes out of the water,

instead of Jason.

- Yeah.

- And cut.

- It's so weird, because she wakes up,

and looks up at this house in the window.

There's just Jason also, and Jason's just running towards her.

- It's pretty scary.

- It's not Jason, okay, fine,

because we're all expecting her in a canoe,

like for earlier 13th, part one,

we're expecting the hand to come up.

So then it's like, Jason, okay, oh, that's not the scare.

Now it's her, Jason's mum is now coming out of the water.

So I was like, okay.

- She gets, she gets taken off.

Now, I'm confused about the ending here.

I don't know if the cops think that she killed everybody at the camp.

- Yeah, that's what it's implying, that she's looney tunes.

- Okay, and then there's this great crane shot.

- I think, I don't know, that's my take, but.

- I've never noticed this brilliant crane shot at the end,

that sort of pans all the way over to the barn,

and then dips down into the barn, onto Jason's body.

And it sort of just lies there, and then ends.

I think he might twitch a bit, I'm not sure,

but it's a great crane shot to end it.

And that's the end, really.

We don't really, I guess they didn't know if they were going to make any more.

You know, is this one going to do any good?

We'll have to end it here.

- Well, it's a weird ending, because I,

she's just taken over by a police,

but there's no more police there, like taping up the house and stuff.

- Surely you need to be sorting this whole thing out.

This is a crime scene.

Like, I don't, it doesn't really tell you what is going on at the end there.

It's not shown, explained.

- That's what I say.

I'm confused as to even whether the police thought she did it, or whether.

- It feels rushed, you know.

- I mean, it was made a year after the bomb before, so.

- I know, I know.

- Probably was a bit rushed.

- It would have been for their studio,

it would have been their full-time job, just Friday 13th movies.

- You've told me you've told me finish one, you start the next one.

- For what it is, obviously you know my thoughts on this, guys.

Gav, it's a thumbs up from me.

For what it is, it's a fun, silly ride.

It's not even an hour and a half long.

You know, if you don't watch the credits, it just ends,

it's less than an hour and a half.

It's fun.

It recaps the one before it.

You can skip that a bit if you want,

and then it's got some very good kills.

It's very bloodless, apart from the last sort of 30 minutes,

which for some reason they ramp up the blood in the kills.

- And here's a boob and some good kills.

- Yeah, but it's still, you know,

you can see where this formula's been built and made,

and it's really interesting.

What I love is the historical sort of aspects of where this was in cinema,

where they thought 3D cinema was really going to be a thing,

and you know, we still think that now in some ways.

It's just fun, fun, fun, fun.

Not quite to the level of part two for me, but...

- No, I agree.

- Still fun, silly, and these movies aren't to be taken seriously.

And I think if you and I, which we've done, we've watched this one, you know,

if you and I or a group of friends sat down and put on any Jason movie,

particularly the early ones, you'd have a laugh,

sit around eating pizza, drinking, talking over it.

- Exactly that. You can talk over it.

That's the thing which is good for these movies,

because it's like, yeah, whatever.

But at the moment, they are still rated as they go for me, one, two and three.

- Fair enough. Fair enough. It's two, one and three for me.

- Wow.

- Yeah, yeah. Don't get me wrong. One is incredible.

- But two's better than one.

- I prefer to watch two.

- Wow, okay.

- It's like Rocky II. I prefer Rocky II.

- Yeah, you're not doing nostalgia thing.

- Rocky II is better because it's just a better remake of Rocky I.

- But I'm looking forward to next, I don't really remember any of Rocky films.

I'm looking forward to next year doing four and five actually.

- Four is the final chapter.

- Both of them are Corey films.

- I like that number four is called the final chapter.

- Yeah. I love the fact that they kept teasing us that as Garin.

- Yeah, I'm looking forward to the Corey ones. That'll be next year.

- I have to get people in the cinema though. This is the last one. You've got to watch it.

- I'm guessing you give this a thumbs up despite...

- If you're a Friday 13 fan, then obviously you have to watch all of them.

If you're a horror fan, yes and no. If you're Sarah, no.

But she's not a fan of slashes.

- Yeah, I was going to say though.

- If you're a fan of slashes, you would have seen this because it's got a couple of very good kills in it.

But if you haven't, and you're not a horror fan, you can do it. It's got some fun stuff in it.

- Either way, if you're looking for a fun double bill, these two films will make a fun double bill.

They'll look a few beers and some buddies.

- I'd probably choose another series with this. I think I'll sort of tie a totally different slasher film maybe.

- Fair enough. That was Jason 2 and 3. Absolutely loved talking about those with you.

- Right, should we get out of here?

- Let's go take a break and come back and wrap things up.

- Back again with the Renegade Master.

- B-Boy Challenger.

- Power to the people.

- Right.

- The ice is going to break. We've done it, Gav. We've covered Jason 2 and 3, Frederif '32 and '3D'.

In fact, that's our second 3D film we've covered now. We've covered Jules 3D and Frederif '13th 3D.

Maybe one day we'll cover Amityville 3D.

- Yeah.

- Maybe. Maybe not.

- Yeah, we could do some Amityville films.

- I wouldn't mind doing Amityville 1 at least.

- To be honest, we could just do the series. I know some of them are shit, but...

- Well, there's about 50 of them these days because there's Amityville Caron, there's Amityville in space.

- No, no, no, no. Because we wouldn't do that. We'd have a point where we'd stop.

- I don't stop. You know me.

- Don't stop 'til you get enough.

- Don't stop believing.

- Michael Jackson really sang this one, yeah.

- Don't stop 'til you get enough. Now...

Yes, so that was a great episode. Episode 138. Thank you everybody for that.

And we do hope, Gav does hope, that you are all wearing your tiny little lycra, thongs, sweaty...

- In your private areas.

- In the summer heat while you listen to this episode.

Just to report back from the camping trip with Bill Murray, everything went fine.

It was actually very polite and nice in the tent. There was a lot of room in the tent and it all went very well.

Yeah, so... you know. Nothing to report there.

- It was fine. It was a bit of dew in the morning on the old tent. It got a little bit wet. It was fine.

- Only on your side. It was weird.

- Yeah, I don't know why. There's a lot more movement on my side.

- On your back.

- I do a lot of movement in my sleep. Well, when I'm trying to get sleep, I'm terrible.

- I know. Well, that was episode 138. Lots of fun. But let's talk about what's coming up next, Gav. Are you ready? Are you ready?

- Strapped in. - Strapped.

- This is like the trailer's night for a movie. So episode 139 is next and that is a patron pick.

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- The name sounds amazing. It should be an 80s electronic band.

- And also we'll be covering 2016's Cell, C-E-L-L with John Cusack and Samuel Motherfucking Jackson.

- And I've never seen that. So two movies I've never seen.

- Great stuff.

- And I apologise if I don't like them.

- Well, you know. And so that's 139. Episode 140, we will be trying to cheat death because we're going to be looking at final destination.

- One and two. Possibly the best in the franchise.

- That's cool.

- We may do the others at some point, but one and two are the ones worth talking about, I think.

- Especially because lately, any time I go on a road trip or drive, we always see the logger lorry.

- Everyone sees the logger lorry.

- Everyone posts it up and goes, "Oh my God, guys, I'm behind this."

- You just say, "Go in the next lane, go in the next lane."

- So many people. I'm on Facebook. I'm really, my feed is just horror groups and stuff.

- And so often people just put a picture up. Everyone knows it.

- And that's great that Final Destination 2 can do that.

- You just put that one picture and everybody knows what's going on.

- So good. So good. So that's what we're doing for episode 140.

And then that means I can let everybody know that episode 141 will be coming towards the end of the summer.

We'll be looking at two very gritty, dirty New York set 80s movies.

- Dirty, gritty New York sex.

- One of those is the cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller himself, Judd, from 1984.

- Yeah, which is funny because Sarah and I, I think I talked to her on the podcast, and I gave it a go.

I was like, "I think she's hadn't seen it." Yeah, we both hadn't seen it before.

And then we got to the end of it and it was the copy on Amazon Prime. I think I mentioned it.

- Oh yeah, it was all speeded up.

- No, and then it was slowed down and it was just like, "What the fuck is going on?"

So I don't, the ending's just completely like, "I don't know what's going on."

So it would be interesting to see the ending.

- We're pairing Judd up with Basket Case from 1982.

- Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen Basket Case 1, 2 and 3 actually.

- Yeah, I'm a big fan of the Basket Case series actually, so it'd be fun to talk about the first one especially.

So yeah, that'll be a fun, weird, sort of gruesome, deformed episode.

- New York episode.

- Deformed things in New York.

- And segue to the Hearty Strangers podcast, Pimp, the next episode we're doing.

We're going to New York to talk about the gangs, the Son of Sam, the rats, the lights out, stuff like that.

- Nice one. Well, I can segue from Razorblade Smile, which we're covering in the next episode,

because I'm pleased to announce that the other show that I do, Blame It On The Aliens podcast with Ojame Creedi,

we will soon be recording our episode. We've been on hiatus now for a few months,

but we'll be coming back with an episode looking at the origins of real-life vampires.

- Very nice.

- These masquerades that they dig up in these Eastern European towns, they've got coins over the eyes and things.

So we'll be looking at all that kind of stuff. So yes, it's good that we both do other shows and fun that we do that as well.

- You'll find that most of it's just going to be superstitious.

- Look, Stevie Wonder once said, "Very superstitious. Rallings on the wall."

- I guess so.

- But he also said, "I just called to say I love you." So can you trust him?

- Well, yes.

- Well, I've come to get your knickers down. I thought you were going to do my cooking.

- He broke there.

- Jason behind you. Right, well, let me do some admin.

- Okay.

- Then we can say goodbye. So thanks everybody for tuning in and listening.

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We have a patron which I'll come to in a moment as well.

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Not millions, that's mental. Hundreds maybe.

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What the fuck? We're on Twitter.

@sontedpodcast. We're on Instagram, the podcast on Haunted Hill Insta.

Hasn't Twitter changed its name?

I'm not on Twitter anymore.

Ooh. Well, I downloaded the app and...

Sorry, I downloaded the app. I couldn't worry.

At one point I thought, oh, actually, I was just going to quickly check something.

I think I went back on and downloaded it again.

I don't know what my password is, so give... Fuck it.

Oh, dear.

Elon Musk, when he took over, he was like,

"There's going to be no more bots and stuff, all that."

And at that period, I just got loads of bots following me every day.

And I was just like, "What? This is completely opposite of what you said."

On Instagram.

It all just went weird. It all just went kind of boring stuff.

So, I'm getting every two or three days, I get a girl,

a different girl every two or three days, add me on Instagram.

But they're not real girls.

Yeah, of course not. No. Oh, I... Oh, no, I do. Yeah, no, I do.

You click on them, there's no profile available.

You've got to sign up to them.

You have to follow them.

I'm like, "What are you on about? You're not real. Goodbye."

Yeah, I do get them as well. Yeah.

The other thing I wanted to mention is,

we talked about Star Wars Sanctuary Moon, our short film.

That is part of our Deadbolt Films production.

And we're a little production company.

Deadboltfilms.com is our website.

We've done shorts. We're doing a short film.

It's still being worked on, as we said.

We've done features, comics, podcasts, obviously.

And you can find out more about that on Deadboltfilms.com.

And we have a YouTube channel, which is going to be getting a bit of a...

a facelift, isn't it?

Yeah, I took off a lot of content,

and it's only the sort of more solid stuff,

the short films and things at the moment.

I need to make some little thumbnail pictures for them,

all the stuff I have.

Go to Deadboltfilms.com, check that out on YouTube.

But yeah, if you subscribe, though, if you aren't, it helps us, actually.

If you could just go to YouTube, Deadboltfilms,

just type that in your search engine, go to subscribe,

and then you will see the premiere build-up for Sanctuary Moons coming out.

If you're into Star Wars and horror movies,

and if you want to see a Star Wars horror movie,

I think you'll be happy.

Yeah, I think you will. I certainly am.

Twitter @Deadboltfilms and Instagram is just Deadboltfilms.

And finally, by no means least, Patreon.

Yes, honestly, we can't...

Whenever I ask anybody to do it...

No, of course we could do it without you guys.

And we would.

I'm not saying that.

But we love it so much.

It means the world to us.

I know I'm quite a silent partner in all this sort of stuff,

and saying this stuff, but honestly, it does...

I say it with all the content we try and give you

to try and make it special for you guys.

But thank you so much.

Yeah, because, you know, like you can say,

"Gav, we would always do this anyway, and we did do for years."

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But the fact that we get some...

It just makes it so nice.

Yeah, and it's helpful, because we've had to buy pieces of equipment recently,

and sometimes you can't find the movie that you want to review,

and we can use the money that we get from our Patreons to do that kind of thing.

So thank you so much for trying to...

And it gives...

When you're going to do the episode, it is nice knowing that someone is actually listening.

And you like it that much that you would do that.

So it makes you want to give more entertaining entertainment for you.

Entertaining entertainment?

Yes.

Entertaining entertainment, baby.

Obviously, go to Patreon and search for the podcast on 'And Today'.

And if you can't find the link, you can message me, you can email us,

message me on Facebook.

I'll find you the link.

It's all easy peasy stuff.

You can donate as little as a pound or a dollar a month.

But you don't need to do that.

But if you want to, it does honestly help.

Like I said, it helps with the cost of a few little things here and there.

And it really just helps to keep the show ticking over nicely.

It makes it a little bit easier for us.

If you do sign up, become a Patron, there are some benefits.

You will get a t-shirt in one of three colours in your size, whatever size you decide.

You'll also get to pick the two films for review when it comes right into your turn.

So every three episodes is a Patron pick.

Much like next episode, Holly has picked those two movies.

And then we'll do two normal episodes where we talk about our own sort of movies that we've got on our list.

And then it'll be another Patron pick.

So you'll get to pick that.

You also get access to the entire back catalogue of shows where you've done 138.

Oh, watch your back catalogue.

We've done 138 episodes plus about half a dozen bonus episodes and music episodes.

So you'll have access to all of that.

There's videos, there's bonus episodes, which we don't do as much as we'd like.

But there is some stuff out there.

And yeah, there are some benefits to being a Patron.

But I'm not going to hear to sell it to you.

And we do, you know, I try and make little videos and do little podcasts when I can as well.

And Dan does as well when he can.

You haven't for a little while.

No, I haven't. Sorry.

I've got two two-year-olds and they're eating up on my life.

I do try to do the odd thing here and there.

I tried to do the video ones and you can only see them, literally, if you're a Patron.

So I'll try and do one in my phone.

Maybe the Patrons are like that.

Not sure. Not sure, though.

I don't have a phone and I don't think the Patrons would appreciate it.

The other thing is, if you're a Patron, then I will be reading out all of your names now in a silly voice,

which some of you have said that you like.

So thank you, each and every one of you.

But thank you, guys.

Don Collier!

Thank you to...

...Matthew Godley!

What?!

Matthew Godley!

Okay, okay.

Thank you to...

...T

What?

...T

Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Sorry. I have to keep getting towards my brain.

Can't take it. Go on.

Thank you to...

...Kevin S.

Bye!

Thank you to...

...SirRockey!

Got that one?

Yep.

Thank you to...

...Braychoo!

Thank you to...

...R.J. McReedy!

Oh, you got the robot, didn't he?

Yeah, you got the robot moves there.

And thank you to...

...Lexboo!

Amazing.

Guys, thank you so, so, so much.

Thank you, guys. Lexboo, that is Holly.

And Holly, you are next.

You are next, girls.

I can't wait to do that.

And other lovely other patrons do obviously get that thinking cap on for the movies.

I know.

I still know that Rachel would like to actually do it in person with us.

The podcast, you mean?

Yes.

Okay.

Thank goodness.

And the show, her picks, which would be really interesting.

So, you know, if that can be done, we will do that.

Well, I do believe that it is only Rachel and Sarah that haven't...

Done it yet. Okay.

Yeah, so...

Until it goes round again, yeah.

And I know that a couple of our patrons have already...

I've already got lined up, haven't I?

Yeah.

And I know of a couple of the films and it's just like, "Oh, wow, okay."

Yeah, so it's exciting.

And it's every three episodes, like I say, so it's really good.

So that's everything, guys. That's everything that's coming up.

That's everything that's been... That's everything that currently is...

We love you all. We thank you all very much for sticking with us.

Thank you so much.

And yeah, Gav, anything else you want to say before we say goodnight?

No, be safe in the world out there.

Make sure you are safe out there.

Keep an eye out for these UFO testimonials that are going on at the moment.

Yeah.

Could be some interesting stuff.

Yeah, we know.

Check the cupboards and all that stuff.

But I do this on the other one, so I get confused with what podcast I'm on.

I'm not Sarah, Gav. I keep telling you that. I'm not Sarah.

Right?

Yep.

Wow, it's a good night from a strange, deformed ginger man living in the woods.

It's good night from Shelley.

Oh, fucking hell.

It's a good night from bears that can smell your menstruation and your perfume.

What?

It's a good night from a clown statue with a little honky nose for when you come.

And it's a good night from Don't Take My Ribbon Off Because My Head'll Fall Off.

It is indeed. It's a good night from you.

And it's a good night from us.

Good night, everybody.

Take care, sleep tight, and watch the Jason's Don't Bite.

Good night.

Thank you for listening to the podcast on Haunted Hill.

We will be back again real soon.

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