The Podcast on Haunted Hill

Gav: The podcast on Haunted Hill will contain

Gav: spoilers and swearing.

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Gav: Hello and welcome to the podcast on Happy

Gav: Birthday, Haunted Hill, episode 147.

Gav: 148.

Gav: 148.

Gav: My name is Gav, I'm Dan and you said to you

Gav: before we started that number.

Gav: You're like, yeah, and I go and say a wrong

Gav: number.

Dan: Doesn't matter, we've done so many.

Dan: Yes, birthday Indeed.

Dan: His birthday is here.

Gav: It's my birthday and I shall cry if I want

Gav: to.

Gav: 50 Cent didn't sing that, did he?

Dan: No, he didn't.

Dan: He said it's your birthday, go, gavin,

Dan: we've gone.

Dan: Party like you are Gavin, or something like

Dan: that, or like you are having a good time,

Dan: yeah.

Gav: Everybody have a good time.

Dan: Well, we sound like we're having a good

Dan: time.

Dan: It's your birthday, gav.

Dan: Very, very happy birthday.

Dan: Many happy returns.

Dan: We're obviously a little later than your

Dan: actual birthday.

Dan: This is your birthday episode, so I guess

Dan: you can wear the patron crown.

Dan: You can wear the birthday crown Birthday

Dan: crown makes sense.

Dan: The birthday pants, whatever you want to

Dan: wear.

Gav: I'm wearing my birthday pants all the year

Gav: round.

Gav: Does that mean Commando?

Gav: No, your birthday suit is Well, if you wear

Gav: birthday pants, then you're pretty much

Gav: Commando as well.

Gav: Anything you say birthday to with clothing

Gav: means nothing.

Dan: So I could say my birthday elephant costume.

Dan: It'd be weird if you were born with clothes

Dan: on, wouldn't it?

Gav: Is that your trunk?

Gav: No, it's my penis.

Dan: Trunk Alright, mate Jesus.

Gav: Hope everybody in the world is happy, safe

Gav: and enjoying their little life on the

Gav: planet.

Dan: As we trickle into 2024.

Dan: A little bit more Reasing into our just

Dan: finishing up the first month, hasn't there?

Gav: anything like major celebrity deaths or

Gav: anything going on.

Gav: It's been.

Gav: I remember that year with all of a sudden

Gav: it was like David Bowie dies, like oh my

Gav: god what, and then it just it rolled from

Gav: there Prince dies, oh my god, okay.

Dan: That was a big year for a celebrity death,

Dan: wasn't it?

Dan: It was a weird one, but now, nothing major

Dan: as yet, touch word that things stay safe

Dan: and normal and quiet.

Dan: So, yeah, birthday, birthday, birthday.

Dan: And as always for anyone who's never heard

Dan: one of our birth episodes, the birthday boy,

Dan: in this case Gav, has gotten to.

Dan: Yeah, boy.

Dan: Yeah, boy.

Dan: The birthday boy gets to pick the, the

Dan: movies which.

Dan: You will know what they are because you

Dan: clicked on it.

Gav: The thing you saw it.

Dan: But Gav, just for clarity.

Gav: Just so they know.

Dan: What have you chosen for us to review and

Dan: listen to talk about?

Gav: I've chosen a movie called Sorcerer which I

Gav: feel like people could be like the fuck is

Gav: it?

Gav: What is it?

Gav: A fantasy movie on those sort of sword and

Gav: sorcerer movies of the early 80s?

Gav: No, it's not.

Gav: You'll find out it basically very quickly

Gav: if you haven't seen it.

Gav: I hope you have seen it, but then again

Gav: it's it's it's a spoiler type movie, so

Gav: actually it doesn't matter.

Gav: You can listen to our view and go.

Dan: That sounds good and I guess the ending is

Dan: and who survives and who doesn't.

Gav: But it's not too bad, it's the whole

Gav: adventure itself.

Gav: Anyway, it's to throw it in there in a

Gav: quick line.

Gav: Some guys who are, they've just basically

Gav: got to take some dynamite through a jungle

Gav: and two lorries, that's kind of it.

Gav: That sounds really weird and odd premise

Gav: for a film, and it's actually a remake,

Gav: which I discovered brand new, did the

Gav: review and I think it's also watched that

Gav: remake supposed to be very good also French,

Gav: I think and that's the movie, then the

Gav: other movie I've picked for that, and

Gav: that's a quite.

Gav: It's going to be a deeper conversation,

Gav: isn't it?

Dan: Well, you should say also, it's a William

Dan: Friedkin movie as well.

Gav: After Exorcist, it's the movie that he

Gav: feels is his best movie that he's known.

Dan: Yes, very proud of it, I'm sorry.

Dan: Yeah, so I cut you off.

Dan: So the other movie you've chosen is a more

Dan: recent one, isn't it?

Gav: Yeah, exactly because that was that the

Gav: other movies like early 70s and it's quite

Gav: a good be a more serious conversation.

Gav: It's not gonna be many jokes and I'm sure

Gav: there will be some random tangents, but the

Gav: other one I've thought to make it to tip up,

Gav: tip the scales, get nice and balanced a

Gav: little bit more.

Gav: Gonna go for a very new movie from last

Gav: year.

Gav: I pretty much went to a cinema watch,

Gav: actually Studio 666, which is a random

Gav: fucking movie of a band called the Foo

Gav: Fighters.

Dan: Just decide who you may have heard of.

Gav: I know all about how I got going as well,

Gav: so we can get into that, because I read

Gav: some interviews on Rolling Stone with David

Gav: Grohl.

Dan: Yes, so Studio 666, 2022 and the Sorcerer

Dan: of 1977.

Gav: They're both different and they both start

Gav: with the letter S.

Gav: Sexy.

Gav: Sorcerer at Sexy Studio 666.

Dan: So that's what we're covering to gap.

Dan: Happy birthday, thank you.

Dan: It's your edging closer to the big big five,

Dan: oh no.

Gav: Fuck me, that's the weirdest thing ever,

Gav: because when I had front the other before

Gav: it was my birthday one week, I was driving

Gav: down around and I was like how old am I

Gav: gonna be?

Gav: And I had to go back to back to year I was

Gav: born and work forward and go how old am I

Gav: gonna be?

Gav: Because I get to that point I'm like I

Gav: don't remember really what age, because

Gav: it's weird.

Dan: But you don't really feel any difference.

Dan: So some, there are some years where I can't,

Dan: I just forget it's weird.

Gav: I had an issue Did you forget.

Gav: I've done it before and actually said

Gav: someone who'd given them like two years

Gav: before birthday.

Dan: I think it's when you're an odd year, like

Dan: I'm 45 currently, but I'll be 46 in a few

Dan: months.

Gav: Yeah, I'm 47.

Dan: So 45 is easy to remember because it's like

Dan: an even well, not an even number, but it's

Dan: a solid number.

Dan: Do you know what I mean?

Dan: But it's 47 or 48 or 32 or something is.

Dan: It's hard to you kind of forget Men numbers

Dan: not very good.

Gav: I watched this thing the other day but this

Gav: dude was just stopping people in the street

Gav: families with a microphone and just asking

Gav: questions and he's throwing a data

Gav: curveball.

Gav: It was brilliant what's the date of birth

Gav: for your child there?

Gav: And they'd be like, uh, and one of them is

Gav: like how old's your kid there?

Gav: And he's like I don't know she's like

Gav: really don't know how old I am, you know,

Gav: it's just like we're men.

Dan: I do panic when I have the phone, the

Dan: doctor surgery about my children, and then

Dan: I'm what's the date of birth?

Gav: and I'm like I've got more on my phone.

Gav: I've got all the dates of birth on my phone

Gav: because I had to, just to make sure,

Gav: because I was thrown out of times.

Gav: Worst one is when you tap at school and

Gav: they're like, oh, they didn't take the

Gav: lunchbox.

Gav: I'm just bringing up here's the lunchbox

Gav: and really reception.

Gav: And they're like, okay, what class saying?

Gav: And you're like I don't know, uh, dole,

Gav: maybe it's dolphins, I don't know, I'm not

Gav: sure.

Dan: I thought you were going to say dole

Dan: flounder, and then no, I don't think they

Dan: had.

Gav: Like the class is set into Silverster

Gav: Stallone.

Gav: Jean-claude Van Damme, you're in dole,

Gav: flunger and class and you're in there.

Dan: I was thinking.

Dan: I was thinking more along the lines of

Dan: kindergarten cop two with dole flungering

Dan: where he's um.

Dan: I don't know if you've seen that.

Gav: I have not seen that.

Gav: I didn't.

Gav: I don't know if I knew that existed.

Dan: It does exist, my friend, and um dole

Dan: flungering.

Gav: Why is he there though?

Dan: He, because this time around he is an

Dan: undercover cop.

Dan: So it's the same story, just with dole

Dan: flungering.

Gav: Well, I'm going to use that as a really

Gav: good segue to something I've been watching

Gav: and I've literally got 20 minutes left of

Gav: the season to finish and I was a bit like,

Gav: oh no, I've got podcasts.

Gav: I love podcasting, but I was just at the

Gav: last and it's the king of Tulsa with

Gav: Silverster Stallone.

Gav: Have you heard of this?

Gav: I've heard of it, it's fucking great.

Dan: I didn't know he was in it.

Gav: It's so good.

Gav: It's about him.

Gav: Uh, he comes out of prison after 25 years.

Dan: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Gav: He's kept quiet.

Gav: Goes back to the people.

Gav: The guy who is involved is on his death bed

Gav: and his son's kind of taking charge of

Gav: people and they're like, uh, you know, uh,

Gav: you can have Tulsa.

Gav: He's like fucks in Tulsa, you can have that.

Gav: And he's like I kept quiet for 25 years.

Gav: Just go to Tulsa and make it your own.

Gav: He goes down there and just starts getting

Gav: into the the town, doesn't it?

Gav: It's really pretty good.

Gav: It's kind of breaking bad-ish kind of feel

Gav: to it.

Gav: I love.

Dan: Silverster Stallone Breaking bad too.

Gav: There's one bit that's really funny, like

Gav: he uh picks up a lady and he sleeps early

Gav: enough and they're just hanging out in the

Gav: bed and she's like how old are you?

Gav: And she's like, oh well, I was in junior

Gav: high when, uh, jeff Cary got shot.

Gav: And she's like what the fuck?

Gav: He's like I'm 75, she's like 75, I thought

Gav: you're like maybe early 50s, what the fuck

Gav: is.

Gav: She stands up to get so close and walks out.

Dan: Oh god.

Gav: So it's kind of playing down the whole.

Gav: Like you know he's getting on a bit, but

Gav: he's still like he's good for 75, like my

Gav: dad's late 80s.

Dan: I don't think he's old, is he?

Gav: No, my dad's not mid 80s, no, uh.

Dan: Dolph Lundgren.

Gav: I thought Sligh was probably 75, I think I

Gav: would say he is 75.

Dan: Sorry, you're talking about Sligh.

Dan: We were talking about Dolph Lundgren.

Gav: I'm talking about Sligh's style is the Lone

Gav: I said it's a good segue till Silverster

Gav: Stallone.

Dan: No, no, that's fine.

Dan: Sorry, I was confused.

Dan: No, it's the Lone 75.

Gav: No, no, dolph Lundgren 166.

Gav: No, fair.

Gav: No, I think it's Dolph Lundgren, probably

Gav: not there.

Dan: So Lone is actually 77, though you know.

Gav: Oh well, he probably was 75 when they

Gav: filmed the show, but he's great in it.

Gav: Like he doesn't look come across as 75,

Gav: like my dad's doing pretty good and he's in

Gav: his like he's probably about 10 years old

Gav: at Silverster Stallone.

Gav: But like Silverster Stallone is fucking the

Gav: brick shit out, I wouldn't fucking get rid

Gav: of his fists.

Dan: I always say this to my dad because my dad

Dan: moans about getting old.

Dan: My dad's 69 this year and I always say to

Dan: him that's not old.

Gav: I don't know what he's talking about.

Dan: Well, whenever a Jackie Chan film comes out,

Dan: he's one year older than my dad and I

Dan: always send him the trailer and go look dad,

Dan: look what he's up to, and he's one year

Dan: older than you, so come on.

Gav: Yeah, stop moaning.

Dan: He's flipping over cars and beating people

Dan: up.

Gav: This is yoga, dad, you'll be alright.

Dan: He goes for a walk every day.

Gav: Have you been watching anything?

Dan: Well, there's two things I've been watching.

Dan: One thing I've watched and another thing

Dan: I'm in the middle of watching.

Dan: I'm in the middle of still.

Dan: I think I mentioned this on the last

Dan: episode.

Dan: Our buddy, rj, inspired me to go back and

Dan: watch the Creep show series on Prime, so

Dan: I'm still watching those.

Dan: The beauty of them is there's 40 minutes

Dan: each and each one has got two stories.

Dan: So I usually watch like a one story before

Dan: I go to bed.

Dan: So I'm doing like a 20 minutes here and a

Dan: 20 minute there.

Dan: So it's taken me a long time to get through

Dan: them because there's about 10 episodes per

Dan: season and there's four seasons now.

Dan: But I'm really enjoying them and this time

Dan: around I'm noticing a lot more Easter eggs.

Dan: Obviously they've got lots of people in

Dan: them from horror, but even stuff, like a

Dan: guy put something in the fridge and there

Dan: was a pot of the stuff in the fridge, or

Dan: someone's drinking a whiskey called RJ

Dan: McCready's whiskey and all these kind of

Dan: things.

Dan: So I'm really enjoying them and actually

Dan: they're very well produced and they really

Dan: make me feel like Halloween when I watch

Dan: them, even though it's like January.

Dan: So I'm watching that.

Dan: But the thing I did watch and I was very

Dan: excited and this isn't horror Well, it

Dan: might be in some ways is the new He-Man

Dan: series which came out.

Dan: The new because Kevin Smith, two years ago

Dan: Kevin Smith wrote and produced or co-wrote

Dan: and produced a new He-Man series for

Dan: Netflix called He-Man Masters of the

Dan: Universe Revelations, which kind of takes

Dan: place 45 years after the cartoon in the 80s.

Dan: Obviously it's updated to be a bit more

Dan: modern.

Dan: It's a little bit anime.

Dan: There's a lot of beheadings.

Dan: It's probably not for children, I would say.

Gav: And oh, a larger like it.

Dan: It's got.

Dan: It's really good.

Dan: But the new one came out which is called

Dan: Masters of the Universe, revolution, which

Dan: follows on from that, and that was even

Dan: better.

Dan: And they've put in so many easter eggs.

Dan: You know from all the comics that even the

Dan: movie Gwildor from the movie was in it.

Gav: It's just really good fun and I'm going to

Gav: watch that movie again.

Dan: Mark Hamel does Skeletor's voice and

Dan: Captain Kirk is it.

Dan: Captain Kirk's in it as well.

Dan: I won't spoil who he plays in it and it's

Dan: got.

Dan: It's just got really good voice cast and a

Dan: lot of fun.

Dan: And I've binged it all in one night six,

Dan: five episodes, and it came out and I

Dan: thought it's quite late.

Dan: I think I watched it after Sorcerer.

Dan: I thought it's quite late, but I might.

Dan: I can't not watch one episode of my new

Dan: He-Man show and then I ended up staying up

Dan: to like one in the morning watching them

Dan: all.

Dan: But that was great.

Gav: I did start watching.

Gav: Elijah Briggs attention span weaned so he

Gav: didn't do that half an hour at a time until

Gav: he has to have a bit of tablet again.

Gav: It's like a drug.

Gav: Anyway, you'll find out when your kids get

Gav: older.

Gav: It's fucking annoying.

Gav: Anyway, we started watching Dungeons and

Gav: Dragons movie.

Gav: Not bad.

Dan: I've heard very good things.

Gav: Not bad at all, quite enjoyable actually.

Dan: Yeah, I like the cast and I know it's

Dan: nothing to do with the cartoon, but yeah,

Dan: but you still got like the, the, the

Dan: characters in the cartoon, like so it makes

Dan: you feel like it.

Gav: No, no, no, like.

Gav: Well, there's a girl with like a hood,

Gav: there's like a magician, there's like it's

Gav: everybody.

Gav: It's like, oh, as I remember, I don't know,

Gav: I might be wrong- it's not.

Dan: it's not a program as a kid.

Dan: They're based on the, the board game

Dan: characters, not the cartoon characters.

Dan: I didn't know, I wasn't sure, I don't know,

Dan: but I've still heard good things about it

Dan: and I do want to check it out at some point.

Gav: Yeah, it's quite fun, and we haven't

Gav: finished it yet, though.

Gav: That's quite good.

Dan: I haven't watched much out, but did you do

Dan: anything fun for your birthday?

Dan: Did you get any gifts that you know you're

Dan: allowed to talk about?

Gav: You mean like sexy gifts or I'm not allowed

Gav: to talk about those?

Dan: No, you wouldn't talk about those ones, but

Dan: did you get anything nice?

Dan: Did you do anything nice?

Gav: It's on a Friday.

Gav: I was with the kids and no, not really, we

Gav: were going to go out.

Gav: Oh, we got food.

Dan: You went for dinner, didn't you?

Gav: We went for some food.

Gav: I had a steak that was quite nice.

Gav: I've got to say Went for some meal with

Gav: those kids, but the kids didn't really hang

Gav: out much, they just did their own thing as

Gav: normal.

Gav: So it's pretty much.

Gav: You know, that's the food of them and

Gav: that's it, it's alright.

Gav: Bits and bobs.

Gav: Sarah gave me some little bits of bobs, got

Gav: another present coming from her which got

Gav: lost in the post.

Gav: I'm going to get that soon, which is quite

Gav: good.

Gav: She did give me the third series of Bottom

Gav: which I didn't have on DVD.

Dan: Nice.

Dan: For anyone that doesn't know, that's a

Dan: British very early 90s TV show.

Gav: Great show.

Gav: Rick Mail Watch it a lot with Sarah

Gav: actually, and I was like I don't have

Gav: series three and I like to occasionally put

Gav: on some of the old school BBC comic

Gav: episodes, so I like to have them on DVD at

Gav: hand.

Gav: The only folks on all cities one foot in

Gav: the grave, etc.

Dan: I have not watched Bottom for many, many

Dan: years.

Gav: It's very funny, very, very, very funny.

Gav: Can you imagine?

Dan: how the store holds up.

Dan: Well, because it's so ridiculous.

Dan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good.

Gav: Yeah, nothing much, really.

Gav: Well, you, I'm getting older now and I

Gav: don't really get you know.

Dan: You have one announcement to make.

Gav: Yeah, which is my favorite episode.

Gav: Everybody else yeah?

Dan: So go on then.

Dan: Hey everybody with it.

Dan: It's fantastic, exciting news.

Gav: I am going to be the first man to have a

Gav: baby.

Gav: It's been a.

Gav: That's not a news.

Gav: That's not news.

Dan: Imagine that Junior 2 star Emi and you I'm

Dan: Danny DeVito Do we want a?

Gav: little deformed Gavi running around.

Gav: I'm sure it's been deformed.

Gav: Why would it be deformed?

Gav: Because I'm a bloke having a baby.

Gav: It's a bit weird.

Gav: It's got to be something wrong with it.

Gav: Like you know it'd be like that creature

Gav: that lives in the fun house.

Gav: You know that maybe the fun house I love

Gav: the time he was at Toby Hooper's Fun House.

Gav: I love that movie.

Gav: That's good.

Gav: Yeah, deadbolt films along with Deadbolt

Gav: comics.

Gav: We've actually tried to make sort of an

Gav: umbrella company.

Gav: We've made them Deadbolt media limited.

Gav: It's legitimately a proper business now, a

Gav: proper company, and we have to pay taxes

Gav: and we have a bank account.

Gav: We all have a debit card and you know and I

Gav: have shares in the company.

Gav: So weirdly, I thought over the years formed

Gav: a legit company.

Gav: Very strange.

Dan: That's weird, isn't it?

Dan: It's taken just over a decade, but here we

Dan: are.

Gav: But that's because I wasn't ever going to

Gav: do any business stuff Because a lot of it

Gav: was sort of me going along.

Gav: I'm Deadbolt films, deadbolt films, and I'm

Gav: not doing nothing business.

Gav: I'll show you stuff put in front of your

Gav: eyes and you can hear stuff.

Gav: But so then other people have come on board

Gav: slowly over the years and then got business.

Gav: People come on board and yeah, I own one

Gav: quarter of shares of Deadbolt films along

Gav: with other people.

Gav: So because it's a legit thing, now it's

Gav: cool.

Gav: Yeah, we're saying that we do need a

Gav: premises.

Gav: So that would be really good.

Gav: But we need to be having a fluid income to

Gav: be able to rent out something like that.

Gav: So I don't know, but we do need space,

Gav: renting out space, we can only use Ben's

Gav: Tau U Jujou for so much.

Gav: If it's Dodge Challenger wanting the

Gav: fucking garage getting sorted, it'd be

Gav: alright.

Gav: We could put store stuff in there.

Gav: But yeah, we need a place.

Gav: We need a place where we can film.

Gav: We'll have cameras set up and shit.

Gav: It's just.

Gav: You know it's hard, yeah.

Dan: And one last thing, then, to mention is, as

Dan: we went to record a couple of hours before,

Dan: we recorded a new trailer dropped for

Dan: Ghostbusters Frozen Empire.

Dan: That looked really good.

Dan: The new movie coming out in March, which I

Dan: really loved Afterlife I know you did too,

Dan: gav, and already the fans are online going.

Dan: Oh, there's too many references to the

Dan: originals, but fuck you lot.

Dan: I don't read any things.

Dan: Yeah, I wouldn't, but it looks great.

Dan: You know by now you may have watched that

Dan: and it's a trailer, so there's no supported.

Dan: But they now show you that Walter Pack is

Dan: in it again and we knew that Janine is

Dan: going to be suited up with the Proton Pack.

Gav: Bill Marnie seems happy in his delivery of

Gav: his lines.

Gav: He seems happy to be there.

Dan: He is having a good time.

Dan: There's a great line where that big

Dan: creature comes towards him and he goes tall,

Dan: dark and horny at 12 o'clock.

Gav: Yeah, it seems a little bit of the old self.

Dan: Even when he sees Janine in the suit with

Dan: the Proton Pack, he goes Whoa, marnie, it's

Dan: in the suit and it's like you're like

Dan: Venkman again.

Dan: This is great.

Gav: I imagine when he did that first, the last

Gav: one.

Gav: I reckon they probably because it was Ivan

Gav: Reitman's son.

Gav: You know, jason, I reckon it's probably

Gav: like he probably felt, like felt, you know,

Gav: back to his original roots and stuff a

Gav: little bit.

Dan: And he's there with Dan Akroyd and Ernie

Dan: Hudson and, you know, annie Potts who plays

Dan: Janine, and I think Sigourney is going to

Dan: be in this one from right here.

Dan: I haven't seen anything yet, but I've got a

Dan: feeling.

Dan: Sigourney movies in this one a bit more

Dan: this time as well.

Gav: Isn't it really a weird thing.

Gav: It's like a cultural movement.

Gav: It's a movie called Ghostbusters.

Gav: It's like my kids know it, everyone knows

Gav: the music like a song.

Gav: It's a bit of a gods thing.

Gav: It's a bit of a weird thing.

Gav: We have these things sometimes and it will

Gav: always stay with us.

Gav: Everyone will know it.

Gav: But I imagine, like come the 90s when a

Gav: horror movie died out again before Scream

Gav: managed to bring them back again, I imagine

Gav: it must have been like Bill Brown-Morin now

Gav: and all those guys probably like well, yeah,

Gav: that's in the 80s, did Ghostbusters, but

Gav: who gives a shit about it?

Gav: And like the technology of the 90s, the

Gav: effects is just wack and they've probably

Gav: never ever thought of that becoming back to

Gav: do it years later.

Dan: Years and it looks like from the trailer

Dan: the effects look great.

Dan: Yeah, practical effect?

Gav: Obviously there's a lot of CG about it.

Gav: It kind of feels like the original, because

Gav: the original people write effects.

Dan: Really good practical effects, and some of

Dan: those practical effects might have been

Dan: then projected onto whatever, but because

Dan: it was a live puppet that they originally

Dan: filmed and then projected onto in the scene,

Dan: it felt really tactile.

Dan: When Slimer's in the trailer at the end,

Dan: that looks great.

Dan: He kind of bursts out and he's real, you

Dan: know, you can.

Dan: He touches all the objects in the room and

Dan: he slimes the kid.

Gav: I've been there with.

Gav: If I don't get to get to see it with you in

Gav: a cinema, I will be seeing it with my kids,

Gav: or both to be honest.

Dan: Yeah, it looks like a double at least two

Dan: viewings for me at the cinema.

Dan: The other thing that I really like I love

Dan: Paul Rudd and everyone loves Paul Rudd, but

Dan: I really loved.

Dan: There's just that one scene and it's stupid

Dan: really but where he says to her if there's

Dan: something strange, there's something weird,

Dan: are you gonna call?

Dan: And she looks at me and he goes look,

Dan: bustin makes me feel good, okay, and it's

Dan: just the lyrics just saying the lyrics

Dan: shouldn't work, but because it's Paul Rudd

Dan: saying it just works.

Gav: So yeah, I'm glad it's him because he's a

Gav: very likeable person.

Gav: It would be bad if it had been someone else

Gav: with Luke Warmer.

Dan: Let me tell you why I think it feels like

Dan: the original and why the original was

Dan: slightly different from Ghostbusters 2,

Dan: which we both love.

Dan: But I think the reason is Ghostbusters 1,

Dan: very first Ghostbusters movie, was actually

Dan: a bit of a gateway horror for a lot of

Dan: people and it's actually quite scary at

Dan: times, depending on what age you saw it at,

Dan: and it felt like there was some real stakes.

Dan: People could get killed off, and it was.

Dan: And it feels like in this one there's like

Dan: because there's obviously like a frozen

Dan: something or they're coming to New York

Dan: freezing and killing people are dying in it.

Dan: So it feels like something big and bad is

Dan: actually happening and I don't know it.

Dan: To me it's not just going to be a comedy

Dan: like, like that, um, ghostbusters, the, the,

Dan: the, the re, I don't know what the girl one

Dan: is called.

Dan: Really it's just 2016.

Dan: No, no, the one before that, that one, was

Dan: too much of a comedy.

Dan: I think they forgot that.

Dan: Ghostbusters actually got to be a little

Dan: bit scary and the last one had some good

Dan: scary stuff and that's.

Gav: I think that's because the person who was

Gav: hell-minute wasn't, unfortunately, because,

Gav: again, literally don't give a shit if

Gav: there's females in it.

Gav: That'd be great if it was.

Gav: If you had the right person Ivan Reitman,

Gav: sorry, jason Reitman, possibly, uh,

Gav: hell-minute it would have probably had a

Gav: different direction and probably come

Gav: across a movie like, yeah, it's not bad.

Gav: Do you know what I mean?

Gav: Um, it was just, uh, they were playing it

Gav: at a complete wrong audience and wrong tone

Gav: to it.

Dan: Um, yeah, I've not gone back and watched

Dan: that movie since we saw it in the cinema.

Dan: I probably would.

Dan: It was on Netflix for a while, but um we're

Dan: getting older.

Gav: Uh, we could die, yeah.

Dan: I'd rather watch the new one.

Gav: It's when you got like a time of spare.

Gav: That's why you spend so long trying to find

Gav: a movie, because, like, I don't want to

Gav: waste this precious time to watch a movie.

Gav: I need to watch a good movie.

Gav: And it's like do I want to go back to that

Gav: Gehle Ghostbusters one?

Gav: Nothing wrong with being Gehle Ghostbusters

Gav: one.

Gav: I'm just going that because I don't know

Gav: what it's called.

Dan: I think well, they've it seems to have been

Dan: renamed to Ghostbusters.

Dan: Answer the call um, okay, but I've seen

Dan: that a lot of times.

Dan: But, um, I really loved afterlife, so I'm

Dan: really looking forward to frozen empire and

Dan: none of you guys have watched the trailer

Dan: yet.

Dan: There's the new official and probably the

Dan: final trader, dropped today.

Dan: So go, go check that out on youtube,

Dan: wherever you watch your trailers, and it'll

Dan: get you hyped.

Dan: Doesn't really give anything away other

Dan: than water pecs in it, probably only for

Dan: that scene.

Dan: And slimer, isn't it great?

Dan: And you know, I've really liked the idea

Dan: about the the traps being on a drone.

Gav: I thought that's really clever to get more

Gav: hype with them.

Gav: Have the trap on the drone, so it goes even

Gav: higher than just the, the, the traps beam

Gav: itself.

Gav: Take the trap higher and then do it.

Gav: Excellent idea.

Gav: That's what I thought.

Gav: I love the fact that I like the hope that

Gav: that's an almost an analogy of the way that

Gav: they're making this old movie in a new way,

Gav: and it works seamlessly yeah, anyway, well,

Gav: there we go.

Dan: So that's Ghostbusters frozen empire coming

Dan: out in March.

Dan: We are very excited for that.

Dan: We don't often sort of talk about new

Dan: traders and stuff, but I did uh, uh with

Dan: Sarah.

Gav: Recently I took out on another fucking

Gav: subscription.

Gav: I've got fucking so many subscriptions

Gav: they're coming up my arse at the moment um,

Gav: what have you got now?

Gav: Um, well, I did, I did paramount with um

Gav: for my mum and that, and that's what.

Gav: I've been watching some of these other

Gav: programs, but I've also got arrow.

Gav: Oh yeah, um, because, I have the arrow.

Dan: Briefly, I had it for a few months yeah,

Dan: it's.

Gav: It's again.

Gav: It's kind of like shudder, uk shudder.

Gav: I heard us shut.

Gav: It's supposed to be loads better.

Gav: It's kind of like UK shudder.

Gav: You can kind of watch them all in probably

Gav: a few weeks and go.

Gav: That's kind of all I'm interested in um

Gav: arrow.

Gav: There's some good movies, but we've been

Gav: having a bit of a giado kick and we were

Gav: going to rent them out and it was like well,

Gav: it's 250 rent now we probably watch one and

Gav: not tomorrow night, and it's like a five

Gav: for an hour a month subscription.

Gav: Well, maybe just have a subscription and

Gav: bang out a few more.

Gav: So we've been watching a few shallows

Gav: that's been quite yeah.

Gav: Yeah, I've been seeing that some of them

Gav: you haven't seen by the looks a bit well,

Gav: it's quite a few because I said I said I

Gav: really fan still have watched them and I

Gav: was like, oh, I was like I was mad for

Gav: these a few years ago.

Gav: I was fucking well into it.

Gav: I said I even wrote a script for a short

Gav: one.

Gav: Um, yeah, really into it.

Gav: So we've been doing that.

Dan: That's been quite fun it's worth doing

Dan: these little subscriptions like that I did

Dan: that just.

Dan: I did that in um, in November I took out

Dan: two or three subscriptions because I knew

Dan: that I was going to be wanting to catch up

Dan: on loads of Christmas and Christmas horror.

Dan: Um, in fact I did it in October.

Dan: That's right, because there was a quite a

Dan: few movies I wanted to watch for October

Dan: werewolf movies and I kept those

Dan: subscriptions because a lot of them were

Dan: only were like free for a month or free for

Dan: 60 days.

Dan: I forgot to cancel a couple of them so I

Dan: ended up keeping some of them for two or

Dan: three months, but it was really good and

Dan: I've cancelled them often.

Dan: You've really you've paid.

Dan: Like you said, you've paid a five.

Gav: That's it at the end of the day.

Gav: I used to go down the video shop.

Dan: Even back in the daygoes of video shop,

Dan: you're still paying like a free quid for a

Dan: video for the night, and that's why I don't

Dan: object to renting on prime, because, um, if

Dan: something's on prime and it's two or three

Dan: quid to rent or four quid to buy, like

Dan: we've talked about before, we'll just buy

Dan: it if it's something we like, like with

Dan: flash gordon.

Dan: But for me, spending two or three quid to

Dan: rent a film and see it, good quality there

Dan: is that not have to track down a crappy

Dan: copy or I don't have it on dvd or whatever

Dan: it is or sometimes might, because some of

Dan: my dvds are put away, you know, in the

Dan: cupboard under the stairs.

Dan: I can't get to them so easily.

Dan: So it's just sometimes easier for me to

Dan: just rent for two pounds or two, three

Dan: pounds or something, and, yeah, I really

Dan: like that and it feels like I'm still

Dan: putting something back in the pot of

Dan: hollywood, you know in the in the money

Dan: makers part.

Gav: I also think of our lovely patrons who are

Gav: so kindly still patronizing us.

Gav: Don't patronize me.

Gav: Um, uh, um, you know, um that helps us be

Gav: able to rent these films oh 100.

Dan: We've said that especially for reviews.

Gav: It's always good to uh be able to rent like

Gav: good copies, so that's what we do.

Gav: Um, yeah, well, let's, should we get into

Gav: the reviews?

Gav: Yeah, I'm happy to get into this because

Gav: we're getting to this first movie.

Dan: Um so, let me get my hang on, let me get my

Dan: rock.

Dan: Uh, my head rockin.

Gav: Okay, needs more cowbell.

Gav: Okay, this time count it off like uh, like

Gav: uh, odd, odd numbers one, three, five, six,

Gav: seven, eight five, six, seven dance like a

Gav: dance group.

Gav: Yeah, it's great anyway, steed i6 6 6.

Dan: Check out this trailer oh four fighters.

Speaker 2: You've gotta get me a record.

Speaker 2: It's our 10th album.

Speaker 2: We're gonna break the mold on this one.

Speaker 2: Let's go somewhere.

Speaker 2: We've never been this place is amazing do

Speaker 2: you guys get this overwhelming sense of

Speaker 2: death?

Speaker 2: Oh, it doesn't really seem like the right

Speaker 2: fit.

Speaker 2: Whoa, it's rad.

Speaker 3: That was weird the sound of this house is

Speaker 3: the sound of album 10 all right, all right,

Speaker 3: you guys amps living room.

Dan: Let me apologize in advance for all the

Dan: rock we're about to make got a couple of

Dan: ideas I've been working on.

Gav: I'll lay them on you do the way.

Gav: It's called everlong and you wrote it about

Gav: 20 years ago how you feeling, everything

Gav: okay ever since we moved into this house,

Gav: my mind is flooded.

Speaker 2: We all have right as block.

Speaker 2: This is not just a creepy rock and roll

Speaker 2: house.

Speaker 2: It allows spiritual entities to cross into

Speaker 2: our world.

Gav: Oh, my god, dude has got one flu over the

Gav: kookies.

Speaker 2: That's crazy oh, it's this place, man.

Speaker 2: Let's finish the track.

Speaker 2: Can we just wait, dude?

Speaker 2: We found a new musical note oh, yes, I did.

Dan: It's an owl.

Dan: Any chefs in the group?

Speaker 3: I'm pretty handy on the grill yeah, you

Speaker 3: like your meat charred and dry.

Speaker 3: Ah, he does make a killer barbecue what do

Speaker 3: we do?

Gav: we go save his ass is the algal was done?

Gav: Yeah, it's killer there you did studio six

Gav: and six from 2022, rated 18 oh for the big

Gav: adults one hour 46 minutes.

Gav: Uh, legendary rock band foo fighters is it

Gav: not the foo fighters?

Gav: It would be all right, foo fighters, I

Gav: think it's just foo fighters moving to

Gav: ncineo mansion.

Gav: Uh, steeped in grisly rock and roll history

Gav: to record their much anticipated tenth

Gav: album if you got that, okay, I'm sort of

Gav: legendary rock band foo fighters moving to

Gav: ncineo mansion, steeped in grisly rock and

Gav: roll history, to record their much

Gav: anticipated tenth album.

Gav: Fairly easy, foo fighters moving to a house

Gav: to record now um random film yes, my first

Gav: watch and um so, um, what the fuck like.

Dan: What makes this film work is the weird

Dan: elements that come in together like they.

Dan: Obviously a lot of people will know this

Dan: already.

Dan: They and you know this.

Dan: They film this in secret during the

Dan: pandemic, you know.

Dan: So, out of nowhere, a film's coming out,

Dan: horror film, with the foo fighters in it as

Dan: themselves.

Dan: Um, that shouldn't work, but it works.

Dan: And then what you realize is they're all

Dan: massive fucking horror fans and they've

Dan: roped in john carpenter for cameo and to

Dan: write some of the music.

Dan: And it's really funny and really gory not

Dan: necessarily scannery, for me anyway, but

Dan: it's interesting because directed the bj

Dan: mcdonnell who.

Gav: The only other thing he's directed is

Gav: hatchet free.

Gav: Oh goodness, gracious me, I think.

Gav: Oh god if I'm wrong, I feel terrible.

Dan: I'm just going to check that out yeah, but

Dan: um, um, for me, what made it work is that

Dan: the fact that it shouldn't work, because

Dan: it's just, it's crazy really, and but I'll

Dan: have a little bit of a oh no, he made the

Dan: slayer movie.

Gav: Ah, okay, right, but but again that's not

Gav: really.

Gav: Uh, that's it really.

Gav: He's all directed hatchet free.

Gav: It's the first he directed in 2013.

Gav: Then did the hatch slayer movie, which

Gav: seris is really cool.

Gav: Again a horror movie by slayer, yeah, you

Gav: know well, my little what, what?

Dan: tangent, not the other tangent, because

Dan: it's related that I want to just mention is

Dan: horror movies and rock or metal, heavy

Dan: metal go together, hand in hand and always

Dan: have, because, you know, because they are

Dan: both punk, they're both pushing the

Dan: boundaries of what is socially acceptable.

Dan: Kids gravitate towards metal, like they

Dan: gravitate towards horror, and they even

Dan: share snakes and demons and skull motifs.

Dan: Yeah, yeah, and we've covered trick or

Dan: trick or treat, you know, and there are

Dan: dozens, if you want to go and find them, a

Dan: heavy metal, rock and roll, whatever you

Dan: want to call it, horror films, some really

Dan: good ones.

Dan: There's rock and roll, nightmare, and

Dan: there's a bunch of them out there and they

Dan: work.

Dan: They usually work very well.

Dan: Um, because, um, of that reason I've just

Dan: given, because they are the same beast, if

Dan: you pardon the pun, kids gravitate towards

Dan: them.

Dan: They're pushing the boundaries of what is

Dan: socially acceptable.

Dan: They're trying to be loud and noisy and

Dan: provocative, both the music and the type of

Dan: film.

Dan: And I think that is the glue that brings

Dan: this together the fact that Dave Grohl and

Dan: his buddies genuinely obviously have some

Dan: kind of knowledge and love of horror films,

Dan: and I didn't know any of that, which is

Dan: completely surprising because I love the

Dan: food files but I don't really know an awful

Dan: lot about about them individually.

Dan: So this just completely like.

Dan: When you said you wanted to watch it up for

Dan: this episode, I was like great, because

Dan: I've never seen it.

Dan: Wow, it was just brilliant and funny, funny,

Dan: really funny as well it's very well handled.

Gav: Um, yeah, one thing of metal and horror,

Gav: it's the same with, uh, skateboarders, uh,

Gav: hip hop, um, but metal and horror, it's the

Gav: fans.

Gav: It's um, uh, being into something which

Gav: isn't the norm.

Gav: Uh, metal isn't the norm.

Gav: Uh, horror movies aren't the norm.

Gav: Skateboarding is not the norm.

Gav: Hip hop's not the norm, um, and when I say

Gav: hip hop, I mean, like, the graffiti side of

Gav: it.

Gav: They're all the other elements as well.

Gav: It's not the norm and it's it's those fans

Gav: who know that they are, as we all are,

Gav: horror fans, and that's why we're here

Gav: listening, it's why we're all you're

Gav: listening, we're all like a little

Gav: community and we all love each other.

Gav: It's because, um, we're outsiders, uh,

Gav: looking in, um, but we're looking in for a

Gav: broken, dirty window and we like it.

Dan: Well and let's be honest, we all got into,

Dan: whether it's metal or skateboarding or

Dan: horror.

Dan: We got into that usually at an age probably

Dan: too young and because we knew we shouldn't,

Dan: but also because we knew it pissed off our

Dan: parents and then you end up falling in love

Dan: with that genre I know what you mean.

Dan: I didn't but I thought, yeah, I, my parents

Dan: would have been a bit across if they'd have

Dan: known I'd watched some, some of the horror

Dan: movies I watched at a very young age and I

Dan: used to hide my rap tapes from them because,

Dan: you know, I didn't want them hearing all

Dan: the stuff that was being said on the nwa

Dan: album, etc.

Dan: Etc.

Dan: So but but.

Dan: So there was like an element of I'm doing

Dan: this to to push back at my parents, but

Dan: then you end up falling in love with the

Dan: thing that it is that you're, you know what

Dan: I mean and that's why they go so well

Dan: together and that's definitely the glue

Dan: that holds this together.

Gav: I have blast watching this.

Gav: Oh yeah, this is really good.

Gav: I'm glad I was tied in my room months, many

Gav: moons ago and I was playing the doors, so

Gav: it's not hip-hop you're saying, about

Gav: hiding words.

Gav: My mum would hit Jim Morrison and say show

Gav: me the way to the next little girl.

Gav: Oh, don't ask me, why is one of his songs.

Gav: My mum's like what, what's he saying?

Dan: Yeah, I used to get really told off by my

Dan: mum because she wants her the Wu-Tang Clan

Dan: playing.

Dan: When I think I was a bit about 14 or 15

Dan: when I bought that, I was playing it really,

Dan: really loud and that was, I think.

Dan: The first song in the album is called Bring

Dan: the Motherfucking Ruckus, and the RZA

Dan: repeats bring the motherfucking ruckus,

Dan: bring the motherfucking ruckus.

Dan: About 20 times before they start dropping

Dan: N-bombs and F-bombs all the way through it

Dan: and I was like a 14-year-old down, like

Dan: yeah, this is what it's like.

Dan: My mum later on said to me what was that

Dan: nonsense you were listening to.

Gav: Do you know what the equivalent is for me

Gav: now?

Gav: I know, sorry guys, we'll get back to you

Gav: in six or six a bit.

Gav: The equivalent for me now is when I walk

Gav: into Daisy's room and I'm knocking it and

Gav: she's listening to a song which is like my

Gav: big ass gonna get me some dick and blah,

Gav: blah, blah, blah, blah.

Gav: And I was like what the fuck is this shit?

Gav: And I got the hell and I'm just like.

Gav: I just look at her and she laughs and I

Gav: just turn around and walk out or whatever.

Gav: I'm not gonna try and hide someone from the

Gav: internet, not gonna happen.

Gav: Fucking all right, as long as you're safe

Gav: and happy and you find it funny.

Gav: I just look at her and I just go wow and

Gav: just turn around and walk out because I'm

Gav: like favourite.

Dan: You know, nothing really shocks me.

Dan: But what shocks me is these songs seem to

Dan: be aimed at younger and younger people Like

Dan: that.

Speaker 4: WAP song, that wet ass pussy song.

Speaker 4: It's like, wow, fucking hell man.

Dan: I was listening to little Kim back in the

Dan: day when she was rapping about her pussy.

Gav: Yeah, it's weird though, isn't it?

Dan: Fucking hell, it's in the charts.

Dan: Now Imagine going up to somebody saying,

Dan: have you heard that WAP song?

Dan: And they're like, oh, yes, it's okay.

Dan: Do you know what WAP stands for?

Dan: And telling an older person what it stands

Dan: for, and they'd be like what.

Gav: It's a very well lubricated vagina.

Gav: Very well you need a bucket and a mop,

Gav: apparently Like an extremely well.

Dan: Who lyrics are you gonna bring a bucket and

Dan: a mop?

Dan: Would that be the British version of the

Dan: song?

Gav: Extremely well lubricated vagina E W L V.

Dan: No, it would probably be sopping minge.

Dan: Oh, jesus Christ.

Dan: Well, I'm really sorry, we've already gone

Dan: the wrong way.

Gav: I've never said that I've said those words

Gav: in that way before either.

Gav: So first of all, it's my birthday, studio

Gav: 666.

Gav: Well, what it came down to is Dave Grohl

Gav: was basically had a phone call from a buddy

Gav: of his and it just came out of a meeting

Gav: and then in the meeting they said we'd love

Gav: to make it understand like Jeff who's in

Gav: Kobe Fuse has him who's their manager, I'd

Gav: love to make a movie, a horror movie, with

Gav: the full fighters.

Gav: And he, dave Grohl, said that's the most

Gav: ridiculous idea I've ever heard and ignored

Gav: the fact and forgot about it.

Gav: When he was coming to record his 10th album,

Gav: the three-fifth, his 10th album, he was

Gav: trying to find a house and all of a sudden

Gav: it's just like oh, this house is horrible.

Gav: And all these things started clicking.

Gav: Now I've discovered Dave Grohl is a bit

Gav: like me.

Gav: He's like holidays.

Gav: I don't do holidays, I can't do holidays.

Gav: It drives me insane.

Gav: I need to be making stuff.

Gav: So him in lockdown, I imagine.

Gav: Like me, I made a little miniature house.

Gav: I didn't make a whole album movie with

Gav: everyone else, but they went and pulled

Gav: this off and it's a perfect time, I guess,

Gav: because he's like I want to be working, I

Gav: can't be working.

Gav: So they went and made this film.

Gav: It's just out of nowhere.

Gav: He started to come up with the ideas just

Gav: from, like I said, recording their 10th

Gav: album.

Gav: So the stories about the 10th album you

Gav: write what you know.

Gav: That's the best way of doing films.

Gav: You know I'm not a fan of the FooFox myself.

Gav: Not really into a couple of songs.

Gav: Ok, I find it a bit poppy for my liking.

Gav: Not so much when it first came around.

Gav: I was like fuck that, I'm a Nirvana fan.

Gav: The drama can't fucking go and do that and

Gav: I ignored it and I was well into my hair

Gav: pop and I couldn't do it.

Gav: And then I was like FooFox stupid name

Gav: PooFo-ers and I just ignored it, to be

Gav: honest with you, and they've got a couple

Gav: of good riffs, Like Dave Grohl's are an

Gav: extraordinarily good musician, yeah he's an

Gav: annoyingly talented man.

Gav: And a genuine human being.

Dan: I was going to say he's very nice,

Dan: charismatic the rest of the band from this

Dan: movie seem like nice human beings.

Gav: Rest in peace, Taylor Hawkins.

Dan: He can actually act.

Dan: He can play the drums, obviously he can

Dan: play the guitar and yeah, it's a bit

Dan: annoying.

Gav: And then my wife.

Gav: My wife I don't know if Sarah does.

Gav: I don't have to ask if she's into him or

Gav: not.

Dan: I think she fancies what he stands for,

Dan: which is he's just fucking talented.

Gav: Yeah, I like Dave Grohl.

Gav: I can imagine I could get along with it.

Gav: I did.

Gav: I shit a shit of him.

Dan: And he's friends with Rick Astley, so you

Dan: can't really say much more than you are,

Dan: can?

Gav: you?

Gav: Yeah, I saw Rick Astley singing a song with

Gav: them, yeah never going to give you up.

Gav: Strange.

Gav: Anyway, this movie is extremely well

Gav: produced.

Gav: Yeah it's made with horror loving eyes.

Gav: It is produced with horror fans.

Gav: It's yeah in mind.

Dan: It's littered with Easter eggs and

Dan: references.

Gav: John Carpeter plays a role in it.

Gav: Anyone else got any movies?

Gav: Can you, anyone else got their hands up to

Gav: show me what movie John Carpeter's acting

Gav: in like recently, or if he ever has?

Gav: He did the Doctor in the stories.

Gav: You know the one with the petrol station,

Gav: and there wasn't any.

Dan: Oh, in cigarette burns.

Gav: No, no, no, no, no, we covered it at body

Gav: bags.

Dan: Oh, body bags, yes, yes, Wasn't he the

Dan: Doctor?

Gav: I was thinking it in between.

Dan: He was somewhere in that.

Gav: I don't think of John Carpeter as an actor

Gav: In this.

Dan: But he doesn't come out of his cupboard

Dan: very often, do you see?

Gav: No, he's playing computer games and getting

Gav: stoned sitting on roses.

Gav: He comes across great as perfectly cast and

Gav: I'm going Dave Goldberg going.

Gav: Maybe you could get John Carpeter to do it

Gav: as a music producer and I love that he's

Gav: the main music producer with an engineer.

Dan: Yeah, well, they're both engineers.

Dan: The guy next to him.

Gav: He's a producer.

Dan: They've cast a guy with one eye next to him

Dan: who's got like a patch on his eye.

Gav: Did they?

Gav: Cast him because he's a f***ing

Gav: sneak-blisskin looking guy that's very true,

Gav: that guy, if you look at his eye in DB,

Gav: he's got like yeah, there's a reason.

Dan: Yeah, okay, he has got that he has got like

Dan: a problem with his eye, but he also has a

Dan: sneak-blisskin mullet.

Gav: Jason Trost, he actually does have that.

Dan: I think he's got one eye, but it's f***ing

Dan: great that they cast him next to a guy who

Dan: looked a bit like a sneak-blisskin as well,

Dan: just to really add to the fan boner.

Gav: I do like it with movies, with people who

Gav: get acting roles for their certain things,

Gav: while it's aren't normal.

Gav: Like I've got one eye.

Gav: He don't say that very often Good for them.

Gav: Yeah, really good film, so should we get

Gav: into it.

Dan: Yeah, let's get into it.

Dan: So it's got a great cast.

Gav: Yeah, when I say well-produced, I'm going

Gav: to score.

Gav: It's really good.

Gav: This is Dave Gold again.

Gav: I understand he must be ADHD as well.

Gav: I understand his mind and like have to make,

Gav: make, make.

Gav: You can listen to Dream Window on Spotify.

Gav: Do you know what Dream Window is?

Gav: No.

Gav: Dream Window is the band.

Dan: Oh, Dream Widow.

Gav: Yeah, so no Dream Widow.

Gav: Sorry, I thought it was Window.

Dan: No Widow.

Dan: Are you shh the band that dies at the

Dan: beginning of this movie?

Gav: Oh, ok, all right.

Gav: Anyway, he went and made that whole album.

Dan: Yeah, that's right.

Gav: And it's on Spotify and you can listen to

Gav: it.

Gav: So he is like oh, there's a fake band in

Gav: there.

Gav: Ok, they made his songs.

Gav: They made that song, which is a really cool

Gav: song, that I was just going to make nine

Gav: other songs of this fake album and the

Gav: album's pretty decent and I've listened to

Gav: it quite a few times.

Gav: It's actually pretty good.

Gav: It's a good riff to it.

Dan: Before we do get into it, one last thing I

Dan: will say is this this movie would pair well

Dan: with I'd never remember the name of that

Dan: Rob Zombie movie.

Dan: How's that?

Dan: No, no, no, no, no.

Dan: The one where they get the vinyl records

Dan: and they.

Gav: Say that, lord's of Salem.

Dan: Lord's of Salem, because they're both about

Dan: sort of music having control in a demonic

Dan: way over people and this feels like the

Dan: more lighter comedy version of that, but

Dan: still quite heavy at times and very violent.

Gav: Yeah, it's great, great goal.

Dan: So I think it would pair well with that.

Dan: That is one thing I would say.

Gav: Another thing back in the sort of mid-80s

Gav: there was a thing with like blood tracks.

Gav: There's one that froze to mind straight

Gav: away.

Gav: There's a lot of heavy metal movies where

Gav: horror movies, where it's heavy metal bands

Gav: in the horror movies going out to make

Gav: their music video in the middle of the snow.

Gav: That's the basic premise of blood tracks.

Dan: Yeah, that's right.

Gav: And they get like an evil dead type.

Gav: Not even the fucking the Hillbillies Hills

Gav: have always type kill you.

Gav: But there's this, not a gluttony, but

Gav: there's a lot of heavy metal bands and

Gav: horror movies as a thing and this movie

Gav: feels like an 80s movie.

Gav: I love the single-eye location, I love all

Gav: the characters in it and, yeah, it feels

Gav: like an 80s film all the way through, very

Gav: much Almost like an Italian film, almost

Gav: with the setting of the location of the

Gav: villa, but not, I don't know.

Gav: I feel very homely with this film.

Gav: If it was on DVD I'd probably have it in my

Gav: studio.

Gav: I don't know if it is.

Dan: I'll go back and watch this 100%.

Dan: So yeah, let's get things off.

Dan: So we start back in 1993 at the mansion the

Dan: Encina Mansion and we see little snippets

Dan: of weird stuff going on, a take-to-take

Dan: reel.

Dan: We hear a woman screaming and crying and we

Dan: see her crawling along the ground with a

Dan: bone sticking out of her leg.

Dan: She's in a bad way.

Gav: And the hammer starts up.

Gav: We don't know what's going on.

Gav: It's sort of looking at stuff.

Gav: It slowly pans along the floor to a woman

Gav: who is also on the floor being dragged off.

Dan: Yeah, and then a man with a hammer steps in

Dan: and Takes her out.

Dan: Well, he doesn't just take her out, he

Dan: beats her head probably about seven or

Dan: eight times with this hammer.

Dan: So straight away you're like oh, we're

Dan: starting off with some head trauma.

Gav: Mate, if you didn't really know what's

Gav: going on here, you'd think no, is this a

Gav: slasher?

Dan: Yeah, well, it looks like.

Dan: It looks like that it's more than demonic

Dan: yeah Story of the day.

Gav: We've got also nothing John Carter did in

Gav: this.

Gav: He scored the year that he did the music

Gav: for the opening.

Dan: Yeah, and he co-wrote most of the songs,

Dan: didn't he?

Gav: Yeah, that mixed with the Foo Fighters fake

Gav: band playing in it, it's fucking.

Gav: It's really good, really good soundtrack.

Dan: Do you find out during the credits?

Dan: Do you know those credits?

Gav: Yeah, I do Quite large.

Gav: That music is just kind of maybe going like

Gav: yeah, I mean good hands here.

Dan: And it's revealed that this band called

Dan: Dream Widow have been slaughtered in this

Dan: mansion.

Dan: And this is another thing.

Dan: With rock and roll and heavy metal, there's

Dan: always these stories about terrible things

Dan: or curses or people that you know, ozzy

Dan: Osbourne, biting the head off of a bat.

Dan: There's always these demonic things that

Dan: have actually so that would have been like.

Dan: You know you can imagine a band slaughtered,

Dan: you know in the 90s or the 80s or something,

Dan: and everyone like, oh, that's why that

Dan: album's the best album ever, because it's

Dan: the last one they made you know.

Dan: So do you know what I mean?

Dan: It's the kind of thing that would really

Dan: happen, but yeah, so there we go.

Dan: Then we cut to the present day and we've

Dan: got Jeff Garland from Kirby Enthusiasm.

Dan: It's fucking great in this.

Dan: I always love him in everything he's.

Gav: I love Kirby Enthusiasm, dave Grohl said

Gav: after he'd acted with me.

Gav: He said it felt like you had just done some

Gav: scenes in Kirby Enthusiasm.

Gav: It's just weird.

Dan: And he's got the band in a room, the Pooh

Dan: Fighters, and they're discussing.

Dan: You know they're actually discussing movies.

Dan: They're saying which is better June, the

Dan: original June movie with Sting, or

Dan: Waterworld with Kevin Costner?

Dan: And they're talking about those movies for

Dan: some reason.

Dan: I fucking love it.

Dan: It feels real.

Dan: It feels like the sort of conversations you

Dan: have.

Dan: You know you've got Dave Grohl going.

Dan: Did you not see that?

Dan: They've got gills behind their ears?

Dan: That's the whole thing, man.

Gav: And then obviously, yeah, they're having a

Gav: lot of Jeff Garland and their manager.

Gav: What's his name?

Gav: It's Jeremy.

Gav: Oh, that's just called Jeff, and he's just

Gav: standing there going looking at him going

Gav: you know, what Sting does have or who's it,

Gav: because they talk about something.

Gav: He has an album.

Gav: It's not what I have.

Dan: Yeah, he's saying to them I want this 10th

Dan: album.

Dan: You know where is it?

Gav: Where the fuck is this album?

Dan: And he goes.

Dan: Dave Grohl is like it's up here, man, it's

Dan: in my head, it's in his head, it's in his

Dan: head, it's in there, man.

Gav: And he says, don't worry.

Gav: He says did you just tell me not to?

Dan: worry.

Gav: He's like yeah, yeah, and they're basically,

Gav: they're blatantly just getting like really

Gav: fucking told off, and it's quite funny.

Dan: And the reason for this is this is their

Dan: 10th album.

Dan: This is a big one for them.

Dan: They want to do something different, which

Dan: makes sense, but they said to it.

Dan: They say to him look, the thing is, jeff,

Dan: we've recorded it.

Dan: All the good studios, they want the new

Dan: sounds.

Dan: The big studio, the slay.

Dan: We've done them all.

Dan: We want a new song, we want somewhere that

Dan: will really bring out a new something in us.

Gav: We want a song which will make you blow

Gav: your dick into your own mouth.

Dan: Taylor Hawkins.

Dan: Taylor Hawkins wrestling piece.

Dan: What a funny guy.

Dan: He never learned the script.

Dan: He basically knew the script, but he didn't

Dan: learn his lines, so he just ad-libbed

Dan: pretty much everything whenever he's on the

Dan: scene.

Gav: Well, jeff, obviously being used to Kirby

Gav: Infuse, has him when it goes with it and

Gav: he's just like what, bro?

Gav: Your own dick into your mouth.

Gav: That's what you're telling me.

Dan: And then he's like what is that a good

Dan: thing, or is?

Gav: like what do you?

Dan: mean back in.

Dan: Has it been there before they really go

Dan: down this tongue?

Gav: When you say back into his mouth, it says

Gav: been there before.

Dan: And these little tangents, it's just what

Dan: make this film really.

Dan: And he says to them in quite a sinister way

Dan: and we find out why ah, I've got the

Dan: perfect place for you guys.

Dan: He calls his secretary, barb, and he says

Dan: Barb, I'm here with the boys, the food

Dan: fighters, and they're looking for someone

Dan: new to record Anything springs of mind.

Dan: And she's like yes, I think I've got the

Dan: perfect place.

Dan: And you're like well, that's a bit weird.

Dan: Cut to Cut to the mansion.

Dan: Arriving at the mansion in the van.

Gav: Oh, just before that, when you're back in

Gav: the meet, cut back to just at the meeting,

Gav: the end of it.

Gav: That's a really weird Pearl Jam reference.

Gav: Now I had to think about this and go into

Gav: this and I thought about it.

Gav: You know, I spent seconds of my life

Gav: thinking about it in my head.

Gav: Is it something they used to say when he

Gav: does it, when they decide that they go,

Gav: jeremy has spoken?

Gav: And I was like, right, is this something

Gav: they used to do in Nirvana, just to take

Gav: the kind of piss out of Pearl Jam a bit

Gav: when they had a grievance, like they'd say,

Gav: jeremy's spoken.

Dan: I don't know.

Dan: They do that, pearl Jam, high ten, don't

Dan: they?

Dan: So they all put their hands up in the air,

Dan: and that's because the front cover of Pearl

Dan: Jam's first album, which is called Ten, is

Dan: all of them put their hands together.

Dan: So it must be a loving reference then to

Dan: them.

Gav: But I'm sure Jeremy was about a kid that

Gav: doesn't even commit to sort of blow people

Gav: away at school or some shit.

Gav: The story from the Pearl.

Dan: Jam song.

Gav: So it's a bit of a weird one to say

Gav: Jeremy's spoken.

Gav: Anyway, just thought of throwing that in

Gav: there because I used to be a grunger when I

Gav: was 16 at school.

Gav: You know, showing me age.

Dan: Well, we arrived at the mansion in Barb who

Dan: is Jeff Garland's secretary.

Dan: She's kind of there.

Dan: She will come back to check up on them and

Dan: make sure they're delivering on this album.

Dan: She shows them around the mansion, Dave

Dan: Grohl immediately being the lead singer of

Dan: the band.

Dan: You know the front man.

Dan: He starts picking up on what he calls he's

Dan: got a weird energy man and he's feeling

Dan: these weird vibes.

Dan: He even starts hearing like funny noises

Dan: that the others don't hear.

Dan: Initially, and this mansion is.

Dan: It's like it's been waiting and it's a

Dan: great premise for our film.

Dan: It's like this mansion has been waiting for

Dan: the right creative mind to channel its evil

Dan: intent into.

Gav: Any movies being made in lockdown secretly.

Gav: You got to do isolation, you got to do one

Gav: places and for me, love that shit.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, Dave, Dave.

Gav: Dave starts clapping and goes hear that man,

Gav: he had the acoustics and he's clapping away,

Gav: which is also absolute shit, by the way.

Gav: And this is actually Dave in the interview

Gav: saying I was doing that because any

Gav: producer or engineer, or whether they go

Gav: into a room, they start clapping.

Gav: It's a load of fucking shit.

Gav: It makes no difference.

Gav: He was actually slightly disagreeing.

Gav: There's the amount of reverberation.

Gav: They just listen and see how long the

Gav: reverb goes.

Gav: So not to argue, Dave Grohl, he knows

Gav: better than me.

Gav: I'm sure he gets paid.

Dan: They are playing slightly cartoonish

Dan: versions of himself as well.

Dan: They're all being slightly more deaver-ish

Dan: than they would normally be, and just

Dan: before that is what Barb does reveal to

Dan: them.

Dan: There's something we should probably tell

Dan: you about this mansion.

Dan: Have you heard of a band called Dream Widow?

Dan: They all died in this mansion, blah, blah,

Dan: blah, and they're all like, well cool, then

Dan: we definitely have to make it.

Dan: That's cool when she's saying that we do

Dan: get some flashbacks to more death.

Dan: That happened in the mansion as well.

Dan: So we definitely know that something shit,

Dan: some weird shit went down in this mansion.

Dan: But they decide let's move in.

Dan: Let's set up and move in.

Gav: I do like it.

Gav: I do like the move-in montage with Krug.

Dan: Yeah, Krug is played by Slayer's lead

Dan: guitarist.

Gav: Okay, and that's Chief Rody.

Dan: And he's telling everyone where to go.

Dan: Dave Grohl's like.

Dan: Can you move my drum parts slightly to the

Dan: left?

Gav: He's doing his drum tech for him.

Gav: So he's sitting there and he's just got a

Gav: snare and it's just bang Every once in a

Gav: while.

Gav: Just hit the snare, no, no, no, no.

Gav: Just move it a little bit more.

Gav: And every time it happens, krug's just shut

Gav: his eyes.

Gav: I was like oh my God, I'm feels, and you

Gav: feel, his pain, the snare guy cutting right

Gav: through each time.

Dan: And he says in the end, he says yeah,

Dan: whatever, Dave, and he says this is that's

Dan: amazing.

Gav: We hear whatever Dave.

Dan: And then Dave Grohl does a drum solo, which

Dan: is fucking awesome, and that's great Well

Dan: he just starts playing drums and it's a

Dan: really nice little break out.

Gav: So I was like, oh, like that.

Dan: So they sit down I think they're having a

Dan: barbecue or a beer and they say, right,

Dan: here's what we do, guys, we're going to

Dan: move into record for two weeks, maybe four,

Dan: so maybe a month tops.

Dan: And they're all like, oh, come on.

Dan: And then one of them says you tell my wife.

Dan: He says, all right, I'll tell your wife if

Dan: you tell my wife.

Dan: And then one of the other guys is like,

Dan: well, who's going to tell my kids?

Dan: So they're all older men, now married with

Dan: children.

Gav: Apart from one of them.

Gav: So who's going to tell my grand?

Gav: And then one of the other guy goes remember

Gav: the Hanukkah party with grandma?

Dan: He says I'll tell her she likes me and this

Dan: is how well this film is made, though.

Gav: when that happens, it's like these real

Gav: close-ups on their faces and the

Gav: overreaction.

Gav: Like the dude I don't know what his name is.

Gav: He hasn't got a picture on the IMDB, so I

Gav: don't know which one it is.

Gav: It's the one of the heart shaped chest.

Dan: Rami yeah.

Gav: Rami, okay, and his shades and stuff, and

Gav: he's all like, hey, I'm all sexy.

Dan: He's the sex machine of the band, yeah.

Gav: It's quite funny.

Gav: But he's just like, don't say that.

Gav: And it's all these close-ups.

Gav: And then you hear, just like a fake party

Gav: sex scene.

Gav: You hear it's like, oh yeah, you like that

Gav: grandma, like what had happened before, and

Gav: they're both looking at it and he's going,

Gav: yeah, yeah, and the camera's going closer

Gav: and cut them back and forth, back and forth,

Gav: going closer and closer into their faces.

Gav: All of these little bits of the movie,

Gav: layers of this movie, make this movie so

Gav: great.

Dan: Yeah, because these characters are real

Dan: people you know to an extent anyway.

Dan: So just hearing all this really adds to the

Dan: fact that there's already a chemistry

Dan: between them.

Gav: It's a really good shoot.

Gav: I appreciate it.

Gav: I don't know what audiences thought and I

Gav: don't think they gave a fuck.

Gav: I think it was like let's make a movie

Gav: because I'm bored, we've got nothing to do

Gav: in fucking lockdown.

Gav: So I don't know who they made this film for.

Gav: Is it RH?

Gav: I don't know, I'm not sure.

Dan: I guess so, I guess so.

Gav: Especially with all the references.

Gav: Yeah.

Dan: So Dave starts noticing again more of this

Dan: weird vibe, and we get a lot of the what

Dan: they call the Dutch camera angles Dutch

Dan: angle yeah.

Dan: I was going to say Dutch oven then, but

Dan: it's not Dutch ovens.

Gav: That's farting under the mattress and

Gav: putting you up a half on there.

Dan: Not under the mattress.

Dan: Fuck you now.

Dan: Under the tube, but that is obviously very

Dan: reminiscent of the Sam Raimi and Evil Dead.

Dan: So we're getting like a bit of a vibe and

Dan: there is a huge Evil in the third act.

Dan: We've got a huge Evil Dead, you know set of

Dan: references.

Dan: Oh yeah, I mean it's essentially this could

Dan: be a spin-off of Evil Dead Random Evil Dead

Dan: movie.

Gav: yeah.

Dan: And then he's having his coffee or whatever

Dan: and he sees a Cropsy style gardener with

Dan: the shears in the garden and he says, oh

Dan: hey, you stop that because he's sort of

Dan: making watching, watching.

Dan: And they thought they were going to have a

Dan: bit of isolation and privacy.

Dan: So he runs outside to tell this guy off.

Gav: This is almost like going into sort of

Gav: territory of pieces with a gardener.

Dan: Yeah, oh it is.

Dan: Isn't it that fucking gardener in pieces,

Dan: jesus Christ?

Gav: I say, that's on arrows.

Gav: I might have to watch an HD copy of pieces.

Gav: I want to do that at some point.

Dan: Of course for George.

Dan: Yeah, yeah, it's a great movie.

Dan: He goes out to tell off this gardener and

Dan: the gardener banishes.

Gav: There's no one there, he goes around the

Gav: hedge.

Gav: No one there?

Gav: Oh OK, Then the crew comes in to check out

Gav: the Warren who's under the desk.

Dan: Chris death scene he looks under the desk.

Gav: I don't know if this shit goes up to just

Gav: before he does that, we see like the wires

Gav: do some rewiring themselves by magic.

Dan: Like a black ghostly hand.

Gav: Like sort of cloud, yeah, Moves him around.

Gav: And he gets fried.

Dan: Yeah, and I didn't expect this.

Dan: He gets fucking fried man and it's such

Dan: good effects on him Because it's all

Dan: practical.

Gav: I love the fact that obviously they should

Gav: leave.

Gav: That should be over.

Gav: But Dave's like he hasn't been hooked yet

Gav: by what he's.

Gav: You know the record.

Gav: He hasn't had a, whatever reason.

Gav: He feels a bit like I or the house is

Gav: already got getting into him.

Dan: Yeah, and so he they go he decides Don't

Dan: touch him.

Dan: He's still probably going yeah.

Dan: And then he's like he's dead.

Dan: He's like right, that's it, we're all going

Dan: home.

Gav: And Dave's like whoa, whoa guys, it's like

Gav: on a patio.

Gav: He's been taken away by the body and

Gav: they're like well, Krug would live.

Gav: A Krug love this place and Krug didn't love

Gav: this place at all.

Dan: But he says we got to do it for Krug.

Gav: That's why Taylor goes.

Gav: I suppose I could record a couple of drum

Gav: riffs, because they're like we can dedicate

Gav: them to him.

Gav: I'm like, OK, well, that's fair enough.

Gav: Ok, we can record some drum licks here, you

Gav: know, and thinking like he set the drums up,

Gav: so fair enough, I guess.

Dan: So they have a barbecue, one of many

Dan: barbecue.

Dan: So they tend to do in between recordings.

Gav: Looking around the house he does say he's a

Gav: really good barbeque.

Gav: And one of the guys says you can't cook for

Gav: shit.

Gav: And the other guy looks and says fuck you.

Gav: And it's just like the humor in this.

Dan: And while he's barbecuing, he turns around

Dan: and he sees Krug's head in the barbecue.

Gav: Yeah, kind of giving him a warning.

Dan: And he sort of falls back a little bit and

Dan: then he hears a noise and he says is that

Dan: God knows?

Gav: So he goes and look.

Dan: But then he says maybe it's that.

Dan: He says maybe it's the fucking press or

Dan: someone's found out where we are, and so he

Dan: runs off.

Dan: I love the fact that the rest of the band

Dan: stay up on the balcony and just let him go

Dan: off to investigate whatever is, and they're

Dan: all just like none of them.

Dan: They're so lazy they're just watching him

Dan: do all the work.

Dan: So he goes off and he meets their neighbor,

Dan: Samantha, who lives in the mansion next

Dan: door.

Dan: Yeah, she's a bit of a milf, isn't she?

Dan: She's a bit of a milf indeed, and she's

Dan: like, oh my God, I love you guys.

Dan: And she just starts singing food fighter

Dan: songs.

Gav: And well, I'm screaming them.

Gav: They all just look like oh my God.

Dan: And it's quite comical because just every

Dan: time you think she stopped, she then does

Dan: the next couple of lines.

Gav: Real bad.

Dan: She's a comedian, but then she stops and

Dan: she stops the rest of the band go yeah, at

Dan: this point Rami's like fuck yeah, I'm

Dan: getting me some middle faction.

Gav: So he runs down and so he goes.

Gav: Hey, sorry, I'm sorry.

Gav: I'm just going to let you know.

Gav: I don't want to make a apologize for all

Gav: the rock we're about to make.

Dan: She's like, oh, it's all right, they flirt

Dan: really bad.

Gav: It's obvious.

Dan: It's obvious they're banging.

Dan: She's banging at her at some point and she

Dan: admits later on she was a groupie.

Dan: So you know, it's fine, it's all good.

Gav: So just as they go, dave sort of says, oh,

Gav: by the way, is there like a gardener here

Gav: or anything?

Gav: And she's just like no, dave, the house has

Gav: been empty for years and slowly bobs down

Gav: behind the fence.

Gav: That's hilarious when she slowly and that's

Gav: the tone of this film.

Dan: That reminds me there's a joke in the

Dan: wedding scene with Adam Sander where the

Dan: guy says he's losing his mind and Rami

Dan: being all the benefits, and then he slowly

Dan: pulls the curtain across like a Vincent

Dan: Price move.

Dan: Shouldn't work in an Adam Sander comedy,

Dan: but it just.

Dan: And that's the same as this.

Dan: Why does she slowly float back down behind

Dan: the fence?

Dan: It doesn't matter, it's fucking hilarious.

Gav: This is kind of like that blood bath at the

Gav: house of death in tone.

Gav: You know what I mean.

Dan: Yeah, yeah.

Gav: Anyway, dave has, though.

Gav: What's to do this album?

Gav: What's the problem?

Gav: Rodgers block?

Dan: He's got he's.

Dan: He's feeling a little bit like he can't get

Dan: it up, as it were.

Gav: But in the musical world, I love the fact

Gav: he just goes and has like a dream where

Gav: he's sitting there playing Lionel Richie's

Gav: Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Gav: And then Lionel Richie walks in the room

Gav: and says that's my son.

Dan: He says listen, motherfucker, that's my

Dan: mother fucking song.

Dan: No one plays that fucking song with me.

Dan: I fucking love that song.

Dan: Apparently, when he came on set his lines

Dan: didn't include any swearing.

Dan: Lionel Richie was like I feel like I should

Dan: just swear loads, because no one really

Dan: sees me swear.

Dan: Because obviously Lionel Richie's a smooth,

Dan: nice guy.

Gav: No.

Gav: So when he does it like you say, he says

Gav: hey, dave, I know we all sometimes have

Gav: writers block stuff, but that's my son,

Gav: that's my fucking son.

Gav: I fucking love that son.

Gav: This is the way he goes into it my son.

Dan: They've got.

Dan: Not only have they got John Carpenter in

Dan: this, they've also got Lionel Richie

Dan: swearing in this Wow.

Gav: Lionel Richie's a strange one because at

Gav: one point he did a duet with Rob Zombie and

Gav: it was a brick and it was a brick house.

Gav: Yeah, the fuck, he did a brick house, rob

Gav: Zombie.

Gav: If you watch House of House of Corps, it's

Gav: a little bit where they play brick house,

Gav: when in the basement which Rob filmed in

Gav: his own basement of his wife and Cig Haig

Gav: doing some stuff and that song plays.

Gav: But they actually did a duet together,

Gav: brilliant.

Dan: I think my favorite bit of that scene,

Dan: though, is so Lionel Richie's a good lad.

Gav: That's what I'm saying.

Dan: I think my favorite bit of this scene,

Dan: though, is not all the F-bombs or anything

Dan: like that.

Dan: It's when Dave Grohl sort of Lionel

Dan: Richie's walking out of the room and Dave

Dan: Grohl says okay, sorry, and he just looks

Dan: over his shoulder at Dave and says nerd,

Dan: lionel Richie's calling you a nerd, get

Dan: your own nerd.

Dan: So yeah, he's struggling.

Dan: And then he, at night time, crooks demon

Dan: Body just flows down.

Gav: It's so good, I know.

Dan: It looks really good, the red glowing eyes.

Dan: You know it's simple, it's not trying to be

Dan: too elaborate and it's just keeping it nice

Dan: and straightforward.

Dan: And he says to Dave, they are watching you

Dan: and you're like who, what the fuck?

Dan: Who's watching him?

Dan: Really creepy, glowing eyes.

Dan: And then when you think that's over, it's

Dan: kind of an American werewolf double

Dan: nightmare, because suddenly he kind of

Dan: wakes up and then all these other demons

Dan: come in and surround him and start clawing

Dan: at him.

Dan: Then they disembowel him, rip all his guts

Dan: out.

Gav: It's a very American werewolf and London

Gav: type sort of thing going on.

Dan: Exactly the double nightmare.

Dan: And yeah, they disembowel him, he wakes up

Dan: and he orders takeaway from this poor

Dan: takeaway guy.

Gav: Have you seen the movie Stray's?

Dan: With the dogs.

Dan: Yes, a long time ago.

Gav: Very, very funny, but that's the guy in it

Gav: who's the main reason.

Gav: The dog wants to go back and bite his dick

Gav: off.

Gav: That's the delivery guy.

Dan: He's brilliant because, obviously, as you

Dan: would, the door opens and it's Dave Groll

Dan: he's like oh, my God you're Dave Groll.

Dan: He's like, yeah, did you get my food?

Dan: And he's like, yeah, I've got a demo.

Dan: I'm in a band.

Gav: But what he says though you're my favorite

Gav: second band after Coldplay.

Gav: Oh, what the hell.

Gav: And what is the demo of yours going to be

Gav: like if Coldplay's your favorite band in

Gav: three fires?

Dan: His band.

Dan: Later on we find out his band.

Dan: I think were they called Bone Fragments or

Dan: oh shit, bone something.

Dan: It's really good I've got it written down

Dan: when we get to that bit later on, but I

Dan: thought that was a great name for a band,

Dan: bone.

Dan: Structure yeah, bone Structure, which I

Dan: said to Alice would be a great name for a

Dan: podcast.

Dan: If I went off and did one on my own, it'd

Dan: just be called Bone Structure.

Dan: What's it about?

Dan: Movies.

Dan: But I'm like taking them, taking them part

Dan: and looking at the structure of the movie.

Dan: You know, I don't know how the fuck in

Dan: there no one's listening to it.

Dan: It's not real, doesn't it?

Dan: No one's listening to us.

Dan: Yeah, second favorite band after Coldplay.

Dan: So because he's got such bad writers' block.

Dan: He does, but anyone who thought that block

Dan: does it goes on YouTube.

Gav: Hey, you're here today because you've got

Gav: writers' block.

Gav: Okay, we're going to start with this riff

Gav: Meow.

Gav: That's one.

Gav: Now two Meow back to one.

Gav: What's really funny is it's funny seeing

Gav: him standing there going like really

Gav: invested, Like okay, meow, he's playing it

Gav: along.

Dan: What's brilliant, I think, is we may have

Dan: gone past the scene where he says to the

Dan: band I'm struggling.

Gav: No, no, no, no.

Gav: Is that coming up?

Gav: Okay, we'll do that.

Gav: I know what you mean.

Gav: It's so good, yeah, yeah that's really

Gav: funny.

Dan: Yeah, more weird noises and reflections

Dan: when he starts hearing a dripping sound.

Gav: It's late at night and Dave's having to

Gav: look around the house just wandering around.

Dan: Something's enticing him with this dripping

Dan: sound.

Gav: It's why I like this movie.

Gav: It's the sort of movie I'm quite happy

Gav: getting to bed at night telling me I'm

Gav: going to watch 6666, you know.

Dan: Even if you took the food butters out of

Dan: this, it would still be quite a good, I'd

Dan: still be super happy with it, yeah.

Dan: Yeah, so yeah, he checks the tap.

Dan: The tap isn't dripping.

Dan: So where is this dripping sound coming from?

Dan: And he follows the noise and it leads him

Dan: down outside and down into the basement and

Dan: obviously in a basement.

Dan: You never go in the basement, dave.

Dan: You never fucking go in the basement.

Dan: Why are you just going to the basement?

Gav: I went around someone's house today and

Gav: they're like, oh, could you just do the

Gav: downstairs bit?

Gav: And I was like, yeah, no worries.

Gav: Went down to his basement downstairs and

Gav: it's a whole fucking music studio, this one

Gav: room.

Gav: So there's lights everywhere like I was in

Gav: a fucking spaceship.

Gav: I was like the fuck says it.

Gav: Oh, I make music plugins which are

Gav: basically on us in software.

Gav: If you're playing piano, you want to put on

Gav: a reverberation or an effect.

Gav: That is a plugin.

Gav: So he makes some stuff and I was like, oh,

Gav: it's really cool.

Gav: Anyway, I was in the basement earlier, so I

Gav: went down to basement and I'm here today,

Gav: right now, Unless I'm a demon and it's not

Gav: me.

Dan: Did you notice that We'll go back to the

Dan: delivery guy?

Dan: Did you notice the exorcist reference as

Dan: well?

Gav: I bet this is.

Gav: I'm terrible at that stuff.

Gav: You know what I'm like.

Gav: It was just literally a split second.

Dan: He stepped on the steps and looked up at

Dan: the house.

Dan: Oh yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, the poster's

Dan: exorcist.

Dan: It was great.

Gav: I forgot it was the exorcist, but I did

Gav: think to myself when they did it.

Gav: If I'd been filming it myself, director,

Gav: I'd been like, oh, just stop there.

Gav: Stand there, that looks great Now look at

Gav: the house.

Gav: Excellent, you know, but yes, exorcist.

Dan: So he follows the dripping sign into the

Dan: basement and when he gets in there he sees

Dan: a bloody raccoon on the wall and that's

Dan: what the dripping is blood dripping off of

Dan: it.

Dan: Then he sees a set of shears with blood all

Dan: over them and that was from the gardener

Dan: that he saw earlier.

Dan: And then he finds an old reel to reel with

Dan: dream widow written on it.

Gav: Not dream window.

Gav: I did make sure I wasn't wrong.

Gav: I don't know why I fucked dream window you

Gav: think it a rear window or secret window.

Dan: You love a good window, don't you?

Dan: You love peeping through them.

Gav: Do you know?

Gav: Dream theater.

Dan: I do know dream theater yeah.

Gav: Okay, the crazy banjo.

Dan: Yeah, my, my sister's ex-wife when we we

Dan: went to download festival and her ex-wife's

Dan: dad picked us up after four days of living

Dan: in a horrible muddy tent.

Dan: We're all really on the way home all the

Dan: way home and I was like, why are you

Dan: playing?

Gav: this, my God.

Gav: He is torturing you fuckers Horrible.

Dan: Yeah, so he turns on the reel to reel and

Dan: it's like the is like the Necronomicon.

Gav: He's letting the science he's like what the

Gav: hell is this?

Gav: It's interesting, it's a nice reel to reel

Gav: machine.

Gav: So he gets it all wired up, gets tape in

Gav: there, presses, play kind of stands back

Gav: and just comes on in here like a.

Gav: Then all of a sudden you hear it's massive,

Gav: droney tone of guitars lay it up, real fat,

Gav: and he's just like what the shit is this?

Gav: Now he does, in fact, want to steal this,

Gav: though.

Gav: Yeah.

Gav: Yeah, before he's told by the tape to that

Gav: he's going to finish it.

Gav: He's just like I'm fucking stealing this.

Dan: Because he says this is the same.

Dan: He says this is the same, this is what we

Dan: want to want to do, you know.

Dan: But so he starts rocking out to it for a

Dan: while, and then the tapes fuck up and it's

Dan: not even backwards, he wins his.

Dan: You know, we hear voices and it seems like

Dan: he's potentially getting possessed.

Dan: He sees demons and somebody says you must

Dan: finish it.

Dan: And that's the end of that scene, yeah,

Dan: yeah.

Dan: So the next day says to the band right,

Dan: I've got, I'm going to play this for you.

Dan: And he plays it.

Dan: So we have skipped past the bit I wanted to

Dan: mention, which is where he has writer's

Dan: block and one of the days he's playing for

Dan: the band and he just starts playing all the

Dan: riffs of all their old songs and they're

Dan: like Dave, that's just, that's just this

Dan: song, that's just that song and it's like

Dan: you know sorry, I can't come up with it, it

Dan: will come, don't worry, it will come.

Dan: He's like I've just been playing the same

Dan: songs for so many fucking years.

Gav: That's funny because I would have

Gav: definitely said about it no, he actually,

Gav: he legitimately sits down with the band

Gav: that says, ok, I got this.

Gav: And they're like yeah, you've done that

Gav: already.

Gav: It's like oh.

Gav: Ok, this one.

Gav: They're like Dave, you've written it 20

Gav: years ago.

Gav: It's like it's a good song, man, but you've

Gav: already written it.

Gav: It's like, oh shit.

Dan: But he plays this new sound for the band

Dan: yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dan: They're really impressed, they're just like

Dan: oh my God, it's amazing.

Gav: Like what keys it in?

Gav: It's like L sharp.

Dan: He says to them just before that, he says

Dan: to them I'm feeling this could be a double

Dan: album, guys, and they're like yeah.

Gav: And then he's like maybe a triple album.

Dan: Maybe a triple album.

Gav: And they're like OK.

Gav: Maybe you want triple albums.

Gav: Even double albums are a bit of a false

Gav: face.

Gav: But yeah, he says it's L sharp and so Pat

Gav: goes, you found a new musical note and he's

Gav: like hell, yeah, he says so.

Gav: You mean it's like a flat of five octaves

Gav: up and he's like no L sharp.

Dan: He says so try and find he tried to get and

Dan: get and get this note.

Dan: Now, while that's happening, Samantha

Dan: arrives, doesn't she?

Gav: I do want to talk very quickly about Pat.

Dan: I love Pat.

Dan: I watched this, probably one of my

Dan: favorites.

Gav: I watched this movie in a cinema and my

Gav: only issue was Pat is acting when I can

Gav: first.

Gav: My first initial thought I was like but

Gav: he's a couple of the perfect word I had for

Gav: him, but it was.

Gav: It was like sincere or something like that.

Gav: I did like it in a way, though this time I

Gav: watched it around and I love Pat because

Gav: he's acting so kind of odd.

Gav: I really like it now.

Dan: He's a very enthusiastic sweet guy because

Dan: he's got gray hair and looks a bit older

Dan: than the rest.

Dan: I always say to Alice he always, whenever I

Dan: see the foods playing, and even especially

Dan: in this film, he looks just like someone's

Dan: uncle that's tagging along with them all.

Gav: But it's like when a woman comes to say

Gav: where are they, where's everybody else?

Gav: Because he sleeps in the kitchen randomly

Gav: and he just goes.

Gav: He's just like up there.

Gav: He's quite sweet.

Gav: So yeah, he's a really funny one, but

Gav: anyway, pat's the one that goes.

Gav: You found a new musical note, so it's all

Gav: there.

Dan: So Samantha the neighbor brings them some

Dan: lemon slice cake that she's made.

Dan: The old neighbor comes by with some kegs

Dan: and she says to Dave how are you feeling,

Dan: dave?

Dan: She knows the history of this house.

Dan: And then she says you know, rami, there's

Dan: something about this house.

Dan: And again there's more flirting between her

Dan: and Rami going on there and he calls him

Dan: Rami-O.

Dan: He says hey.

Dan: Rami-O, let's get back up there and record,

Dan: Leave her alone.

Dan: And he's like, damn it, stop cock-blocking

Dan: me.

Dan: Dave Grohl, Anyway, three weeks later.

Dan: So they've been in a house for three weeks

Dan: now and Dave is super tense, with them all

Dan: being a real diva and he's getting crossed

Dan: because they've done this song, they're

Dan: writing this song, they can't get to the

Dan: end of the song and they're all getting

Dan: really annoyed with him the length of the

Dan: song.

Dan: So they all go off to bed and he wakes them

Dan: all up.

Dan: Must be fucking annoying.

Dan: And the middle of the night goes round them

Dan: all individually going guys, guys, we got a

Dan: new idea, we got a good now.

Dan: We got a record now.

Gav: I can imagine if Dave Grohl is actually

Gav: like that.

Gav: I can imagine they're fairly used to it.

Dan: Like Rami's wanking to porn and he's

Dan: wearing Dave's pants.

Dan: He's like are those my pants?

Gav: No.

Dan: I think it was Taylor's wanking, and that's

Dan: Taylor wanking, actually.

Dan: And then Pat's.

Dan: This is where we find out.

Dan: Pat sleeps in the kitchen because he's the

Dan: only one who hasn't got a bedroom blessing.

Dan: So he sleeps on a packet of toilet rolls as

Dan: a pillow on the kitchen counter and then he

Dan: relays he's blessed.

Dan: So they all you know they all go and see

Dan: what the fuck Dave's talking about.

Dan: And Dave has made something God hasn't he?

Dan: What's he made out of wood and knitting

Dan: wool?

Gav: It's made kind of like a Pentagon type sort

Gav: of shape.

Gav: It's just I had to make this, I couldn't

Gav: get it out my head.

Gav: It helps.

Gav: It's the sound of the album, not what.

Dan: Yeah, Whenever a pentagram appears, you

Dan: know something bad's going down.

Dan: And the pentagram is that each nail

Dan: represents each of the six band members and

Dan: each one, each nail.

Dan: He's taken the time to individually paint a

Dan: little instrument on that so that they know.

Dan: And he said this is us, we are the

Dan: pentagram, we're the corners and we all

Dan: connect to each other.

Gav: This is how the sound plays out.

Gav: This is also three weeks into the album

Gav: because we had a three weeks later bit just

Gav: before it.

Gav: So they have recorded a majority of the

Gav: album, but I love the fact that they're

Gav: just like right, okay, this song's like now

Gav: like what 35, 40 minutes or something at

Gav: one point, and then so we have to have an

Gav: ending.

Gav: It's just like what the fuck?

Gav: Well, it gets longer, doesn't it?

Dan: It starts off with being 16 minutes since,

Dan: like 28, 35, 42 minutes by the end of it A

Dan: psychedelic 70s rock thing to do have a

Dan: half an hour side of a record which is just

Dan: one song.

Dan: When he's explaining this pentagram to them

Dan: all at like three in the morning.

Dan: Pat says no.

Dan: Pat says no.

Gav: He's just like we can start this now, let's

Gav: go record it.

Gav: And Pat's like no, I don't even this is

Gav: what I relate to.

Gav: Pat.

Gav: He's like no, they even have a bedroom.

Gav: I can't sleep very well.

Gav: Like what the fuck, I just need to get some

Gav: sleep.

Gav: I can do it the next day and Dave just

Gav: takes it.

Gav: Dave just written.

Gav: He's like what the fuck?

Gav: Pat's like what the fuck man.

Dan: Yeah, he growls at him, doesn't he?

Gav: And then Dave Grohl would make a great

Gav: werewolf, because he pretty much almost

Gav: does in this at times.

Gav: We'll have tea for a close-up.

Gav: He's going, ah.

Dan: But he goes.

Dan: All right, I'll play then.

Dan: For God's sake, you just shut the fuck up

Dan: or play and basically so the next morning

Dan: the band have a secret meeting away from

Dan: Dave to discuss his weird behavior.

Dan: Yeah, and they're like I don't know man.

Dan: He's acting really strange, you know.

Dan: And then they see him coming over and

Dan: they're like oh hi Dave, how are you doing?

Dan: And he's like look, I just want to say I'm

Dan: really really sorry, is that what they?

Gav: say about all the monkeys?

Gav: Oh yeah, no, he's got the demon in me now,

Gav: isn't he?

Gav: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gav: So that's when they say.

Gav: That is actually when he says yeah, and

Gav: he's always ranking off like he's it, and I

Gav: was always like what are you doing in there?

Gav: Pat is like outside the bathroom, what are

Gav: you?

Gav: Doing in there, dave, it sounds like you're

Gav: playing pancake with like some.

Gav: I don't know what he says, but it's so

Gav: funny.

Dan: That's that's.

Dan: That's wrong.

Dan: Yeah, that's later on with the list.

Gav: Oh yeah, that's it yeah.

Dan: What could, what could?

Dan: We get the signs have been possessed.

Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, Dave comes over and they say

Speaker 3: sorry, the conversation They've done sorry.

Dan: He says look, guys, let's get this song

Dan: finished and we'll be out of here by Sunday

Dan: and then we can all go home back to our

Dan: wives and children.

Dan: So they say, all right, ok, that's fine,

Dan: that's fine.

Dan: So he says look, here's how the song goes.

Dan: He acts out and bit of a Jack Black sort of

Dan: moment where he sort of acts out at the

Dan: song.

Dan: You're going to do this.

Gav: And I'm going to go, you're going to come

Gav: in like like half under the horses and just

Gav: does this whole thing.

Dan: But they, they really bind to it and

Dan: they're like OK, cool, it sounds like this

Dan: song is going to be epic, so they start

Dan: recording.

Dan: This is where the sound engineers come.

Gav: This is when they start going right.

Gav: Let's record it.

Gav: And John Carpenter comes in with sound

Gav: engineer.

Dan: You've got John Carpenter fist bumping,

Dan: sneak-pliss skin and and it's a great,

Dan: great little montage of them playing this

Dan: song.

Gav: There's a bit where you can, because I know

Gav: John Carpenter's voice so well.

Gav: There's a bit where you can.

Gav: It's quite obvious what he's saying, but

Gav: he's going, wow.

Dan: Yeah, he says wow, doesn't he?

Gav: It's when they play the guitar riff and

Gav: it's such a fucking dope guitar riff.

Gav: It's a great song.

Dan: Solid.

Dan: I wouldn't want to hear it for two minutes.

Gav: No, no, it's not that long, it's, it's,

Gav: it's, it starts.

Gav: It has about two minutes maybe of leading

Gav: into it before it gets to it.

Gav: So we were and then just go, bobo, well,

Gav: it's good.

Dan: Well, eventually they finish recording and

Dan: John Carpenter and sneak-pliss can leave.

Dan: And they do say to them look guys, we'll go

Dan: now If there's anything else that you

Dan: record we're taking on Monday.

Gav: We can you know?

Gav: If you fancy the gears there, just press

Gav: record and just make sure you capture it.

Dan: So that's all good, and then they're alive

Dan: Takeout.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dan: So the takeout guy arrives with his demo

Dan: bone structure CD.

Dan: Are you not in the band?

Dan: Should be, shouldn't I?

Dan: Bone structure, it's great.

Dan: I just was like that's a great name for a

Dan: band.

Dan: I don't know, it's a terrible name for a

Dan: band, I like it.

Dan: He sees someone in the garden.

Dan: He's all Dave, is that you?

Dan: I've got the.

Gav: I've got my demo, I've got and I've got

Gav: more ranch you wanted more ranch Ranch

Gav: source for you.

Dan: He's really kissing at him and he goes into

Dan: the garden and we get our Cropsey reference.

Dan: Yeah yeah, yeah, the burning the burning

Dan: the shears up in the air and he gets

Dan: beheaded.

Dan: Then the body is dragged away Great

Dan: beheading, nice roll of a head and all good

Dan: effects in this.

Dan: It's all good.

Dan: It's cut to the band next day discussing

Dan: the song.

Dan: At this point they say right, dave, this is

Dan: a 38 minute track.

Dan: At this point and they're all having a

Dan: barbecue they say you know what are you

Dan: going to do?

Dan: And he's eating his steak.

Dan: They realize he's eating his thing.

Dan: He's this rule when he's like this is so

Dan: fucking juicy.

Gav: It's a rare steak.

Dan: Wow, ok, hmm, interesting.

Dan: Barb comes to check on them.

Dan: Jeff Garland's secretary, she pops in.

Gav: Patterson sleep on the floor of his little

Gav: nightcap, like he's in in my night before

Gav: Christmas book.

Dan: Well, it looks like Well, it's a trick to

Dan: the audience because as she walks into the

Dan: kitchen she sees some legs on the floor and

Dan: a puddle of blood next to it, Then realizes

Dan: it's just a sleep in the floor.

Gav: It's a lot of ketchup, yeah.

Gav: And because the house is trash, she's like

Gav: how do they do this?

Gav: It's under ceiling.

Dan: Oh, she's stepping over this shit he's.

Dan: He's like yeah, they're fucking animals.

Dan: I don't even have a bed, but you know, it

Dan: is what it is.

Gav: And then she mentions, like the neighbor

Gav: next door, and says, oh, she bought some

Gav: cakes over and as she goes, oh, that cake.

Gav: And he says you're just going to eat that.

Gav: And she starts saying to him how bad that

Gav: cake could be and he's just and I love that,

Gav: pat's.

Gav: Just look at the thought of it.

Gav: It's like, oh man, just, it's just the way

Gav: it just goes.

Gav: Oh, yeah, probably just eat.

Gav: I was like, yeah, you go, pat, you tell her.

Dan: And underneath the cakes he realizes

Dan: there's a message written that says the

Dan: sacrifice and but he says well, look, the

Dan: album's almost done, Don't worry about that,

Dan: we're going to go in.

Dan: You know it's coming along nicely.

Dan: At this point, because the song is now over

Dan: 45 minutes long, Chris says I quit, I'm

Dan: quitting the band, we're not doing a 40

Dan: minute song.

Dan: I'm going to go outside and start the

Dan: barbecue and I quit.

Dan: So he's not really quitting.

Dan: This probably happens in bands all the time.

Dan: But he goes out and while he's having a

Dan: barbecue, demon appears behind him.

Dan: Then he got here, Smashing his head on the

Dan: grill.

Dan: Nice effect of the flesh sort of coming off

Dan: his face sticking to the grill.

Dan: And then on top of that his head's shut in

Dan: the grill and then he's stabbed multiple

Dan: times in the back and we see that it is a

Dan: mystical, it's Dave Gro.

Gav: It's the drama of Nirvana.

Dan: And he's wearing.

Dan: He's wearing the overalls and the flat cap

Dan: of the gardener, so he's probably the one

Dan: that did the burning kill on the delivery

Dan: guys.

Dan: Well, yeah, then then the band find the

Dan: delivery guys body.

Gav: Yeah, strung up, pinned to a tree.

Gav: Great effects again.

Dan: Yeah, and his demo is sort of sat between

Dan: his legs.

Gav: Dave Gro's like I think it's my fault

Gav: because I think I creeped him out a bit.

Dan: And he says don't call the cops.

Dan: And they're like what, what are you talking

Dan: about?

Dan: Oh, there's now, you know, this body here.

Dan: The crew died.

Dan: Now this guy's dead.

Dan: And he says please, please, one more day,

Dan: Get the song finished with this band.

Dan: This noise that we've got, this, this

Dan: acoustics, it's never going to, we're never

Dan: going to be able to do this again.

Dan: He says then we'll call 911, the FBI,

Dan: whoever the fuck you want, you know, but

Dan: we're going to do this.

Dan: I need you to all hand me your phones and

Dan: your car keys so no one can leave.

Dan: And they all just complacently just hand

Dan: him their phones and their keys and they're

Dan: like, yeah, all right, then it's a bit

Dan: sketchy.

Dan: He actually breaks Taylor's phone, doesn't

Dan: he?

Dan: With his bare hand, and they don't question

Dan: the strength that he's got.

Dan: He does More recording montage is now

Dan: Dave's acting weird and we're doing.

Dan: We see him eating a body outside and that

Dan: is the body of Chris, who got smashed into

Dan: the barbecue and then killed.

Dan: And yeah, so definitely we know as an

Dan: audience now that this guy is he's gone,

Dan: full evil dead.

Dan: The band have just got a tune into what's

Dan: going on there, really, and they say well,

Dan: let's go and speak to Samantha.

Dan: She obviously knows what's going on and she

Dan: explains to them the whole backstory, which

Dan: is that the house that they're in is a

Dan: gateway to another world, another demon

Dan: dimension.

Dan: The band that were there in the 90s opened

Dan: up that dimension.

Dan: They all got killed.

Dan: And she's heard something.

Dan: She was a groupie for that ban.

Dan: And she heard something about a book made

Dan: of human flesh in the base of the basement

Dan: and they have to sacrifice blood into the

Dan: book to keep it fed.

Dan: They say the book was written by Alastair

Dan: Crowley and it was made made of human flesh.

Dan: And she said there's a song called Tears of

Dan: the Gods and they couldn't perfect that

Dan: song so the lead singer of the band hung

Dan: himself after killing everybody else in the

Dan: band.

Dan: So it's a pretty fucking big backstory.

Dan: But as she say all of this and she's saying

Dan: you know I was a groupie, All Rami can hear

Dan: now is great, she's a groupie.

Dan: So I'm going to get laid in a minute then.

Dan: That's good.

Dan: This is pretty much all this demonic shit.

Gav: Yeah, that's pretty much what you're

Gav: thinking.

Dan: They then find all these dolls hanging in

Dan: the trees and they realise they need to

Dan: depossess him.

Dan: They need to find the book, they need to

Dan: read a specific passage from the book.

Dan: So they come up with a plan.

Dan: The plan is Taylor is going to distract

Dan: Dave by fucking up his his drums when

Dan: they're recording and that will keep him

Dan: distracted while Pat and Nate go off to

Dan: find the book.

Dan: And of course, that leaves Rami to fuck

Dan: Samantha.

Dan: He's pretty much I'll go around Samantha.

Gav: Make sure she's all right, sort of thing.

Dan: They're like all right then You've been

Dan: wanting to do this for the last two weeks.

Dan: Go, fucking go and do it.

Dan: Get on with it.

Dan: Really funny stuff.

Dan: So they get it on, they start banging.

Dan: You know, we keep cutting back to them.

Dan: Pat and Nate are trying to find the book

Dan: and while the other two are banging, they

Dan: don't realise someone's under their bed, do

Dan: they?

Dan: Yeah, someone's under the bed, do they have?

Gav: No.

Gav: And it's almost a neat Friday 13th.

Dan: It is, but with a chainsaw.

Gav: It is so good.

Gav: So basically, I love the fact he's got a

Gav: heart shaped chest wig for a start.

Gav: We shaved it, so he's just sex all over

Gav: this guy and he's just sex on legs and yeah,

Gav: so they're banging away.

Gav: He's on top of her and yeah, she's like I

Gav: put the music on.

Gav: I don't want Dave to hear us, which is

Gav: strange thing to say and put the music on.

Gav: I love this bit and it's each time this bit

Gav: happens.

Gav: It's like you can hear the chainsaw raving

Gav: up as well, and what happens then?

Dan: Well, the song is called.

Dan: I think the song is called the Chainsaw and

Dan: there is a chainsaw in it as well.

Dan: But yeah, then an actual chainsaw comes out

Dan: from the bottom of the bed in through the

Dan: woman and then in to Rami and literally

Dan: split from head to butt and they both just

Dan: fall apart in each direction.

Dan: Blood, absolutely ever, apparently they

Dan: only did.

Dan: They only did two takes and they said they

Dan: filled up the fake bodies.

Dan: One was a sex doll like one of these high

Dan: tech sex dolls and the other one was like a

Dan: mannequin that they made and they filled

Dan: them with the same amount of blood that

Dan: you'd get in the human body.

Dan: But they didn't realize how much blood

Dan: would fire everywhere when they did it.

Dan: So when they did the second take, they

Dan: could only use some of the close ups and

Dan: angles because they couldn't get the blood

Dan: off of the ceilings and walls.

Dan: Apparently they had stopped till the weight

Dan: of the blood stopped dripping off the

Dan: ceiling before they could do take two.

Dan: That was just how much fake blood they used

Dan: in this scene and it's a great scene and

Dan: very unexpected, and I've not seen a death

Dan: quite like that in horror movie before.

Dan: So it's good.

Dan: And obviously then we see it was Dave Grohl

Dan: that's done it and he's got fangs now.

Gav: It's just quite yucky, though it's two

Gav: people having sex and it splits them in

Gav: half, so they are connected and then

Gav: they're splitting up and it's a bit like

Gav: that's kind of yucky.

Dan: Yeah, so he's got fangs, he's full on demon.

Dan: Go back to the other guys.

Dan: They find the book, they some demons start

Dan: coming out after them Quite creepy looking,

Dan: sort of black shadow demons.

Dan: They chase them back up the stairs.

Dan: Dave says to Taylor I know the end of the

Dan: song is all in the drums.

Dan: Mate, it's all in the drums, I just need

Dan: you to do your drums.

Gav: Because I told Taylor, ok, I've got, I'll

Gav: just keep him amused by record, making him

Gav: record my drums.

Gav: And he's mucking up on purpose.

Gav: And he even says to you are you getting

Gav: this wrong on purpose?

Gav: It's easy, I've told you.

Dan: He says come on, man, we're both drummers,

Dan: Speak the same language.

Gav: I'm surprised he doesn't say get the fuck

Gav: out of the way.

Gav: I'll do it, to be honest.

Dan: Yeah, Prince would have done that.

Gav: Yeah, I just make the whole album myself.

Dan: That's what happens.

Dan: And he says why don't I stop for a little

Dan: bit and we go and get Chris to do his?

Dan: And he's like Chris is finished.

Dan: But what he means is Chris is finished,

Dan: finished as well.

Dan: It's great, great little stuff going on

Dan: here.

Dan: But now, nate and Pat, they go and hide

Dan: underneath the decking and they start

Dan: reciting the passage.

Dan: While this is happening, he's.

Dan: Taylor stands up and he says well, you've

Dan: done it.

Dan: Dave picks up the symbol for his visa,

Dan: doesn't he go?

Gav: Oh, that's such a good shot into the mouth.

Gav: And then the rest of his top head stays

Gav: there above the symbol and to the wall and

Gav: rest of it just drops to the floor.

Gav: You're right, john Copter is down as

Gav: engineer, but really he looks like he's

Gav: playing the producer part, so it's strange.

Dan: Yeah, he's one of a couple of engineers.

Dan: So, yeah, no, no, taylor's sadly been

Dan: killed.

Dan: Weirdly, he was not long after this movie

Dan: came out that he actually died.

Dan: So very strange.

Dan: Not with a symbol, though, in my dad.

Dan: So yeah, pattern eight, their shit in

Dan: themselves underneath the deck in trying to

Dan: read these, this text out, and they see

Dan: Dave coming over and they just shit

Dan: themselves.

Dan: They don't even try and hide, they just

Dan: start running because they've seen Dave

Dan: roll putting body parts.

Gav: Yeah, they hide the way they hide on this

Gav: thing and I came.

Gav: What's he doing?

Gav: The all-sun, it's like a fargo in the far

Gav: original Fargo movie.

Dan: He's full on wood in this body part Also

Dan: reminds me of that hilarious scene in

Dan: Tucker and Dale where that guy accidentally

Dan: runs into a wood chipper.

Gav: So Groudon is growling.

Gav: He's got bit like big sharp teeth and it's

Gav: really very 80s kind of monstery demon type

Gav: thing.

Gav: Not really a werewolf, but he's got hairy

Gav: feather.

Gav: Anyway, he's long hair.

Dan: Well, my note, my notes now refer to him as

Dan: dead.

Dan: I'm looking dead I'd day, because he's like

Dan: the dead ice removal.

Gav: dead essentially is pretty much the other

Gav: dead movie, yeah, and I'm happy with that.

Dan: So they read the passages, they realize

Dan: they need holy water.

Dan: So they go to the swimming pool, they bless

Dan: the water by reading out more of these

Dan: passages and all they've got to do is get

Dan: him in the water.

Dan: He's trying to stop them and they just say

Dan: we want Dave back and he's like Dave's gone,

Dan: dave's no more, you know, and it's all that

Dan: usual stuff that you hear.

Dan: It's great.

Dan: Nate reads more from the book and some

Dan: energy shoots out of the book, hitting Dave

Dan: growl in mid-air as he's flying at them.

Dan: He lands in the swimming pool and we get

Dan: the evil dead poster recreated now as he

Dan: flies out of the swimming pool.

Dan: It's like the, the first evil dead person.

Dan: When the girl comes out the ground, yeah,

Dan: there's loads of leaves in the swimming

Dan: pool.

Dan: He rises out of the pool and he seems

Dan: normal.

Dan: He starts puking up blood.

Dan: They say oh, I think that was Chris, you've

Dan: just puked up there.

Dan: Oh, because there's loads of chunks of meat

Dan: in it and it's disgusting.

Dan: He's obviously he's been in his friend.

Dan: But then the meat, the blood all turns into

Dan: a blob.

Gav: I know it's just like you're puking up your

Gav: buddy.

Gav: It's pretty fucking disgusting.

Gav: And then it starts turning to someone.

Dan: Yeah, and to the guard know who actually

Dan: turns out to be the lead singer of demon

Dan: widow who hung himself, who was the

Dan: original possessed person.

Dan: So him and.

Dan: Dave have a full-on WWE smackdown now,

Dan: don't they?

Dan: I like throwing each other down.

Dan: It's not like fisticuffs or martial arts,

Dan: it's like Lumping each other around like

Dan: proper wrestling.

Gav: It's really.

Gav: It's a weird thing here, because I kind of

Gav: feel like I'm happy of the movie Finishing

Gav: when Dave was cleared and they do not mean

Gav: I'd be kind of happy with that as an ending.

Gav: I know it probably doesn't tie up the story

Gav: completely, but I would have been happy of

Gav: it.

Gav: It's okay, though, here, because it kind of

Gav: still goes on afterwards.

Gav: We still got a little bit to go.

Dan: Yeah, so the rest of his band show up.

Dan: The rest of dream would oh show up.

Dan: You've got Jenna or taiga, who played

Dan: Wednesday in the series.

Dan: Yeah, I think she was in one of the new

Dan: screen movies, wasn't she's one.

Gav: Apparently that's the band.

Gav: They look like the shit is banned.

Dan: Well, you know it was 1993, it was a band

Dan: from 93, you know, look at what bands look

Dan: like that then.

Dan: But they show up and they say we'll take.

Dan: Basically they say we'll take it from here.

Dan: They grab him, jenna will take a pause his

Dan: blood onto the book.

Dan: The book has been fed and it kind of ends

Dan: the curse really.

Dan: But there is more, because they say let's

Dan: get out of here, the car won't start.

Dan: So poor Pat, always lying down, he has to

Dan: lie down underneath the car to try and get

Dan: the wires to Start or something.

Dan: I don't really know what he's doing.

Dan: And while he's doing that, nate's in the

Dan: van trying to start it.

Dan: Yeah.

Dan: And pat his pat's head is right under the

Dan: tire gap, isn't it?

Gav: It's the weirdest place to be for a star is

Gav: like you should, yeah.

Dan: What happens?

Dan: Well, bob shows up and Jeff shows up, and

Dan: it does start to just drag a little for me

Dan: at this point.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, this ending.

Gav: Yeah, it should have finished by now.

Dan: That's the problem essentially, dave Grohl

Dan: has an argument and then a fight with Jeff

Dan: Garland.

Dan: Jeff Garland reveals he has been trying to

Dan: sacrifice bands To this book and he knew

Dan: what about it and he sent them there on

Dan: purpose.

Dan: While that's all happening, nate gets

Dan: impaled in the eye, runs over and crushes

Dan: Pat's head and then he backs into Barb who

Dan: then Stabs him in the neck, I think, and

Dan: all of them die.

Dan: So the whole of the food photos are dead

Dan: now.

Dan: But Dave Grohl, dave starts strangling Jeff

Dan: and he says you finished the song, didn't

Dan: you?

Dan: I knew it.

Dan: Now it's time for your solo career.

Dan: And then it cuts to one year later and it's

Dan: the Dave Grohl show.

Dan: And then I almost a growl.

Dan: You're on stage in 30 seconds and you just

Dan: see he's got those possessed eyes and

Dan: that's kind of the end.

Dan: Really it feels like an ending to another

Dan: movie I've seen where somebody, somebody

Dan: gets powers and they kind of go off and I

Dan: can't remember what movie is now.

Dan: But that's the end.

Dan: So the ending is a bit weak for me.

Dan: But I Absolutely enjoyed this fucking movie

Dan: all the way through and I think Watch it,

Dan: because the first time you watch something

Dan: whilst reviewing it, it's difficult to Sit

Dan: back and enjoy it as much, because I'm

Dan: writing my notes.

Dan: So I'm gonna go back and watch this again

Dan: in a few months with my feet up, you know,

Dan: in a nice cup of tea or something, and

Dan: really just chill out, and I think I'll

Dan: probably enjoy it a little more.

Dan: I will say as much as I enjoyed it.

Dan: I feel like maybe it was slightly overhyped

Dan: and but maybe it's just the ending.

Dan: That's the weak part.

Dan: I enjoyed everything leading up to that

Dan: ending.

Dan: Yeah, this is the second time you've seen

Dan: it.

Gav: Now, right, that was the second.

Gav: I started watching a half of it and then I

Gav: stopped on the review so I did a second one,

Gav: but in the week actually I started watching

Gav: it again just in the daytime I had it.

Gav: I was just in the flat sort of doing stuff.

Gav: I put I was I look a posterior 66 on again.

Gav: I was kind of enjoying it again.

Dan: Yeah, it's very easy to watch.

Dan: You can tune in and out of it.

Dan: Alice asked me to say Her thoughts on it,

Dan: which was because she watched most of it

Dan: with me.

Dan: She loves, she absolutely loves Dave, dave.

Dan: Well, I think they're probably her favorite

Dan: band, she.

Dan: She said she thinks it's incredibly well

Dan: produced and she said the dialogue was one

Dan: of her favorite things.

Dan: She said it feels very Kevin Smith, the

Dan: dialogue in this.

Dan: And she said and you can make sure you say

Dan: that on your podcast.

Dan: That's all I'm.

Dan: I'm crediting her for that and I can see

Dan: that there are some of the conversations

Dan: around water world and things like that.

Dan: They are very Kevin Smith style comments

Dan: and stuff like that great movie.

Dan: I Wanted a little bit more from the ending.

Dan: Yeah, as much, but but the use of sort of

Dan: 80% practical effects, all the love that,

Dan: the horror love that's poured into every

Dan: scene, coupled with very funny natural

Dan: dialogue, I just are genuinely good story.

Dan: You know about a band.

Dan: You know I haven't seen a movie like this

Dan: since the old Rock movies that used to come

Dan: out, like the one you mentioned.

Dan: And is it purple roses or is that the one?

Dan: Blood tracks?

Dan: Oh, I don't know.

Dan: There's a bunch of them Ricky Morgan

Dan: shouting at me at the moment because him

Dan: and Quasarops have covered several of these

Dan: yeah, it's great and I would love to know

Dan: what those guys think and I'd love to know

Dan: what you guys think.

Dan: So if you guys have seen this, let me and

Dan: Gav know what you think.

Dan: It's a new movie.

Dan: You know it's on UK Netflix now, if

Dan: anyone's got it and if you're a fan of the

Dan: old Heavy Metal horror movies and you tell

Dan: us what you think.

Dan: How does this compare, you know, but I had

Dan: a blast with it.

Dan: I'm really you're a bastard.

Dan: You are because and this is giving showing

Dan: my cards a little bit for the next movie as

Dan: well but your birthday episodes, you always

Dan: get me and you always managed to pick a

Dan: couple of movies that are both fucking good

Dan: and you've done it.

Dan: You've done it with your birthday and I'm

Dan: glad, and it for me it's special because

Dan: this is the first watch.

Gav: And the next movie is a first-watch for you

Gav: as well, sorcerer, it is indeed it is, and

Gav: that's, that's, that's gonna be a

Gav: conversation, fuck it all.

Dan: Well, it's definitely a thumbs up from from

Dan: me and, I should imagine, from you, gav,

Dan: for this one.

Dan: Yeah, check it out.

Dan: Studio 666.

Dan: It's a blast.

Dan: It's a Friday night movie and it'll

Dan: probably go down as a bit of a cult movie

Dan: over the years, I should imagine Also.

Dan: And then lovely.

Dan: Send-off for Taylor Hawkins because it was

Dan: his, you know, obviously, the last film he

Dan: was in.

Dan: He's more known for his music, but the last

Dan: film he was in so and he's brilliant.

Dan: He comes across brilliant in this, one of

Dan: my favorite characters, alongside Pat in

Dan: this.

Dan: Really so, yeah, good stuff, yeah, well

Dan: done, well done.

Dan: Who fighters?

Dan: Well done, well done.

Dan: Um, right so.

Gav: I guess it's a little bit of a World of

Gav: strange, is that Bill?

Gav: Oh, he's brought me a little bit of a he's

Gav: brought.

Dan: He's brought Paul Rudd with him, wow.

Gav: No, but they're not allowed to talk no, of

Gav: course not, I don't understand why this

Gav: whole non-talk and it's non-n da thing

Gav: we've got going on here.

Dan: Look how handsome Paul Rudd is.

Dan: What?

Dan: What is your secret pool?

Dan: How would you stay looking like you're 20

Dan: all the time?

Dan: What moisturize it?

Dan: I don't know.

Dan: Bill Murray is.

Dan: Oh god, don't look Right.

Dan: Okay, bill, take us into world of the

Dan: strange, you disgusting man.

Dan: Hi, welcome back oh.

Dan: Thank you for that.

Dan: Bill Murray and Paul Rudd, great stuff to

Dan: have you both here, although can't speak to

Dan: us.

Gav: They had a.

Dan: Murray Rudd time.

Dan: A Murray red Murray ready time.

Dan: Yeah, um, so I've got one story and it's a

Dan: very, very recent story and I warn you now

Dan: it's going to send you down a rabbit hole,

Dan: if you want to, watching videos and

Dan: reaction videos and tiktoks.

Dan: It's about something that happened in a

Dan: Miami shopping center on New Year's Day.

Dan: I don't know if you've heard of this guy

Dan: this year.

Dan: Yeah, yes, yes.

Gav: No.

Dan: Okay, so aliens caught on camera.

Gav: Really.

Dan: A large fight broke out, the police say, at

Dan: a shopping mall on news day.

Dan: But people are speculating the police are

Dan: covering up an alien invasion.

Dan: So we'll get into this.

Dan: Um, because there are.

Dan: There's a lot of video footage, cctv

Dan: footage room inside the shopping center and

Dan: there's a couple of theories and some

Dan: interesting facts, things that don't add up.

Dan: So there's a viral video showing heavy

Dan: police presence at Bayside marketplace

Dan: Shopping mall in Miami on New Year's Day.

Dan: As I've said, many speculating that it's

Dan: aliens Visited the mall.

Dan: But what is it?

Dan: What's going on?

Dan: So the the police say.

Dan: The police said they came out Because

Dan: they'd heard reports that there was a fight

Dan: between around 50 Teenagers who had

Dan: fireworks and potentially firearms on them

Dan: and they were shooting fireworks and

Dan: causing all sorts of Um, trouble and noise

Dan: and scaring all the people who were

Dan: shopping.

Dan: Um, so the police ended up doing something

Dan: which they don't do unless there's like a

Dan: terrorist attack or a major incident they

Dan: called for every single officer and car On

Dan: duty to come to the shopping mall.

Dan: So the entire Miami police department came

Dan: out and you can see this on the video

Dan: footage.

Dan: There are hundreds of police cars.

Gav: What was the inciting incident which

Gav: sparked them to come out?

Gav: What was the thing thrown out at them over

Gav: the radio then?

Gav: What was?

Dan: I I'm not.

Dan: I'm not sure, other than there are reports

Dan: of firearms and fireworks going off in the

Dan: shopping mall.

Gav: And just everybody go.

Gav: There.

Dan: Uh, everybody go there, so that that's not

Dan: normal Is it that is a terrorist incident,

Dan: say 9, 11, top Exactly.

Gav: It's not normal Not saying I'm not getting

Gav: into that if that's terrorist or is that

Gav: high war, any of that shit.

Gav: I'm not getting into it, I'm just saying.

Dan: It's a big event.

Gav: I don't need to do that.

Dan: So there's lots of video footage you can

Dan: watch on youtube and anywhere else you want

Dan: to, of all these cops Coming to this.

Dan: You know, for the so-called fight between

Dan: some teenagers.

Dan: That's a lot of police officers, for just

Dan: what they're saying is 50 teenagers.

Dan: However, witnesses are saying there were no

Dan: teenagers fighting and if there were, there

Dan: were any, a handful of them, they said.

Dan: What was happening was there was a riot,

Dan: people were running and trying to get out

Dan: of the shopping center because Something

Dan: was in there.

Dan: Now, there's two parts to this.

Dan: The first part is there's on the some of

Dan: the video footage you can see what looks

Dan: like 10 to 12 foot Aliens or beings.

Gav: Well, I'm gonna have to while you're

Gav: telling me, looking up, aren't I?

Dan: Walking around the front of the shopping

Dan: mall with the police spotlights on them,

Dan: really tall, very strange.

Dan: So many eyewitnesses and people would have

Dan: videoed this.

Dan: The second part of this Is something some

Dan: CCTV footage from inside the shopping

Dan: center which shows people running from the

Dan: right of the screen to the left, screaming

Dan: and shouting and panicking and what looks

Dan: to be a portal of some kind opening up and

Dan: a creature stepping out of it like a 10

Dan: foot creature, just off the camera, just

Dan: off the screen, coming out of that portal

Dan: and some kind of energy blasts coming out

Dan: of the portal firing towards the crowd that

Dan: are running away.

Dan: So the police have issued a video statement,

Dan: which again you can watch online, of a

Dan: police officer kind of laughing a little

Dan: bit, say I can assure you there are no

Dan: aliens, this isn't men in black, it was a

Dan: bunch of teenagers, and he kind of explains

Dan: why they were called out.

Dan: But he says I know everybody thinks it's

Dan: aliens, but it wasn't.

Dan: But the fact they've had to issue this is a

Dan: bit, for me, feels a bit cover upy and the

Dan: fact that that many police officers came

Dan: out it loads.

Dan: It's a lot of police, isn't it?

Dan: You're looking at it now.

Gav: I'm looking at an aerial view of just a lot

Gav: of cop cars.

Dan: Yeah, and so, like I said, there's two

Dan: parts that's.

Dan: One part is that the creatures that are

Dan: seen outside that are look to be about 10

Dan: to 12 foot tall, and the video, the cctv

Dan: footage inside the shopping mall.

Dan: They move so weirdly, they sort of glide.

Dan: I think the only thing about this, sarah.

Gav: This is only this is only a few weeks ago.

Dan: And then, if you look at if you get a

Dan: chance, maybe not now, but if you can

Dan: there's cctv footage inside the shopping

Dan: mall of people running, like I said, from

Dan: right to left of camera and some kind of

Dan: energy portals seems to appear.

Dan: It's bad, it's very rough footage, but you

Dan: can see some kind of energy portal appear

Dan: and something seems to come out of it and

Dan: there's energy beams firing at the crowd.

Dan: So this has been like All over the internet

Dan: for the last few weeks.

Dan: Everybody's talking about it.

Dan: Police have issued numerous statements.

Dan: Okay, and what is their statement?

Dan: Well, they've said it was just it's not

Dan: what you say.

Dan: It was that those what you're talking about,

Dan: our teenagers with their shadows.

Dan: But they're not shadows.

Dan: You can see that they're very big Things.

Dan: I don't know what they are.

Gav: Yeah, why would aliens they be wanting to

Gav: show themselves?

Dan: Well, let me tell you the last part of it.

Dan: If you take the exact GPS coordinates of

Dan: this particular random, very normal

Dan: shopping center in Miami and you can see

Dan: that, and you put them into Google Maps,

Dan: reversed, it takes you to the center of

Dan: Antarctica, which is, and you can't view

Dan: that on Google Maps it's blacked out

Dan: because we don't know.

Dan: There's hundreds of reasons why there's a

Dan: secret base there.

Dan: There's aliens living there amongst us, but

Dan: basically the weirdest thing about this for

Dan: me is if you take those coordinates and

Dan: reverse them, you go back to Antarctica, so

Dan: that tied in with the portal.

Dan: It's led a lot of people to believe they

Dan: accidentally Portalled themselves to this

Dan: shopping center.

Gav: Are you telling me frank and bob the aliens?

Gav: Right, you two?

Gav: You just got a fucking go to Antarctica.

Dan: Okay, that's all you've got to do.

Dan: They're all wet in for you there having a

Dan: little party.

Gav: It's your fifth time of being an alien in

Gav: alien universe Workland and you give me a

Gav: little cake in a party.

Gav: They're waiting for you.

Gav: It's a surprise, but just be surprised.

Gav: Okay, that's all you got to do is get there.

Dan: One, two, three, four, five, five four,

Dan: three, two, one.

Dan: I'm sure he said the equivalent of beer.

Gav: some butt head as aliens and they've just

Gav: gone there.

Gav: So they and you look at them, it's both one.

Gav: Yeah, okay, there we are.

Gav: There are we as aliens?

Dan: we're in a shopping center.

Dan: Oh, this isn't Antarctica.

Dan: Fuck, we fucked up.

Dan: Either that or they meant to go there, and

Dan: either way that that's a very strange

Dan: coincidence.

Gav: But no, they, they didn't.

Gav: But I don't know.

Gav: I don't want to this isn't my other podcast.

Gav: If you want to want to hear me going off on

Gav: one about this stuff, listen to the whole

Gav: strange this podcast.

Dan: So the to tie this up, no teenagers were

Dan: seen running eye.

Dan: Witnesses said they didn't see any fight

Dan: source here, any fireworks or guns.

Dan: Um, they said that they stopped air traffic

Dan: over that part of the city for the whole

Dan: night and all that was seen was those black

Dan: military choppers.

Dan: You know, the ones that appear when Dodgy

Dan: ships going on, like if you try and get to

Dan: certain parts of the Grand Canyon, because

Dan: apparently there's ancient Egyptian stuff

Dan: and I say Egyptian, you heard me Ancient,

Dan: weird Egyptian stole tombs in the Grand

Dan: Canyon's.

Dan: If you go, try and go into some of these

Dan: caves, black choppers appear immediately

Dan: and you get taken off by guys in suits and

Dan: Taken back to the the checkpoint and they

Dan: say you're not like any anywhere near here.

Dan: So these black choppers were the only thing

Dan: in the sky this night.

Dan: No more air traffic was allowed, all the Uh

Dan: roads were shut and every single on-duty

Dan: police officer in Miami came out.

Dan: Um, all because some teenagers were

Dan: allegedly having a fight.

Gav: There's no one got actually any mobile

Gav: phone for it, because someone would.

Gav: I know they're panicking running, but you

Gav: know what people are like.

Gav: Everyone would have been filming.

Gav: Why have we not seen anyone person?

Gav: Because there wasn't really anybody, they

Gav: were Someone by the film day because there

Gav: wasn't really anybody in there.

Dan: This is the point.

Dan: They're saying there was a bunch of

Dan: teenagers in there, but there wasn't.

Dan: The police are just saying that as a

Dan: cover-up.

Dan: This is why they called out every single

Dan: cop in the in the city.

Gav: What's the gunfire?

Gav: Now I see people running for gunfire.

Gav: Is that because they're shooting at the

Gav: aliens?

Dan: Well, some.

Dan: Apparently somebody had some fireworks.

Dan: But if again, if you look at the CCTV

Dan: footage that's taken from inside the

Dan: shopping mall, there are some kind of weird

Dan: energy blasts coming out of this portal.

Dan: Now, maybe it's that that's making the

Dan: noise, maybe it's the aliens, I'm not sure.

Dan: But they're saying it's a huge brawl, but

Dan: there's no evidence of this brawl.

Dan: What there is evidence of is every cop

Dan: panicking and going to the shopping center,

Dan: some 10 foot creatures walking around and a

Dan: portal Opening up inside, and then, coupled

Dan: with the fact that it sounds hard to cause,

Dan: coordinates backwards, what's going on in

Dan: Miami, gav?

Dan: Yeah, I'm going to Miami.

Gav: Maybe they off to get Will Smith.

Dan: So, um, maybe Will Smith was in men and

Dan: black and he sang the Miami song and

Dan: independence day.

Dan: So the story the police have is that

Dan: someone threw a bottle at a car and it

Dan: started a fight between some Teenagers.

Dan: But again, there's not really any evidence

Dan: of this.

Dan: They say they've arrested some teenagers

Dan: who were laid to Set free, but they've not

Dan: given any names.

Dan: No one was injured.

Dan: It's just a very lazy story.

Dan: What really happened inside the shopping

Dan: center?

Dan: And I wanted to bring this up because it's

Dan: a sort of news story now I didn't know and

Dan: I'm so happy you brought this up.

Dan: I'm going back and I'm checking on this

Dan: story every few days because it only

Dan: happened a month ago, not even that, you

Dan: know, a few weeks ago.

Dan: So I'm like, what's next?

Dan: What's next?

Dan: So, yeah, check out, check out the reaction

Dan: videos.

Dan: People break down the videos and zoom in,

Dan: and especially that one that's inside the

Dan: shopping center with the portal.

Dan: That's the one that really is quite

Dan: interesting.

Dan: People are really breaking that down.

Dan: But, like I said, what, what do you think

Dan: about those coordinates?

Dan: You know you're just flipping them and you

Dan: end the back up in Antarctica, which is

Dan: rumored for years to be Alien central.

Dan: You know there's stuff under the ice that's

Dan: being covered up by the government.

Dan: We're not allowed, you're not allowed, to

Dan: fly over there.

Dan: Nobody owns Antarctica.

Dan: You know no one's allowed to fly over it.

Dan: It's not allowed to be shown on google maps.

Dan: All of this kind of stuff like what is

Dan: going on.

Dan: Gav Aliens, what is it?

Gav: We are just, just, basically just

Gav: Civilizations after civilization on top of

Gav: each other.

Gav: The water comes along, drowns us all,

Gav: floods us all Freezes, then we start

Gav: building, start going again and just keep

Gav: going.

Gav: I've lay out and lay out and lay out of

Gav: civilizations and I don't know.

Dan: But.

Dan: But you've just watched, so you describe

Dan: you.

Dan: You've just watched some of the footage.

Dan: Do you describe to our listeners what, what

Dan: you've seen there?

Gav: I can only see the chaos.

Gav: I can see very like A high up bird in the

Gav: eye, helicopter, top view looking downwards

Gav: and outwards, and just looks like a

Gav: Christmas tree lit up.

Gav: And it's not.

Gav: It's every one of those little light bulbs,

Gav: in fact police cars, um, it's a mass of man

Gav: at the cops and then like there's just

Gav: hectic nurse people running away from you

Gav: would imagine it's a gunfire.

Gav: That's sort of thing they're running from

Gav: because they'll be used to it.

Gav: You know that that thing breaking out, um,

Gav: and but you do see this, these two kind of

Gav: like, if you've seen the chicken video, the

Gav: little kid did the chicken dance with a

Gav: pants on his head, but it's at night, if

Gav: you and they thought is there's an alien?

Gav: And this kid's like, no, it's me.

Gav: They look like two of the chicken-headed

Gav: kids are kind of walking along.

Gav: Actually funny enough.

Dan: It's weird.

Gav: It almost looks CGI the way they walk,

Gav: though, but it looks so shit CGI that it

Gav: could be nowadays because our CGI is too

Gav: good.

Gav: Even AI you could do.

Gav: Your grand could Make a great thing they

Gav: look like the um.

Dan: you know the inflatable wacky wailing men

Dan: that you get outside Places that they're on

Dan: um family guy lot.

Dan: You know the wacky inflatable.

Dan: They look a bit like those things walking

Dan: along, don't they?

Gav: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it's strange.

Dan: I suggest spending an hour or so lying in

Dan: bed just watching videos on this cab.

Dan: It is a great rabbit hole to go down and

Dan: it's one that I'm still in right now.

Dan: Yeah, there's loads.

Dan: The reaction videos are great.

Dan: People go off on crazy there's.

Dan: There's one more part to it that our buddy,

Dan: r J McCready, brought to my attention,

Dan: which is somebody else said that that

Dan: portal or potentially could be something to

Dan: do with the time loop, because there's

Dan: reports that a similar incident happened

Dan: something like 20 years ago.

Dan: Exactly the same thing happened.

Dan: Every cop car came out.

Dan: Now I can't find any news on this, but

Dan: there is definitely stories of people

Dan: saying it's a loop and these aliens have

Dan: just gone back and recreated or something.

Dan: I don't know.

Dan: But so there's loads of theories time

Dan: travel, portals, 10 foot aliens, kids with

Dan: fireworks.

Dan: Who knows what it was.

Dan: All I know is, if will Smith holds up a

Dan: shiny silver dildo and asked you to look at

Dan: it, shut your eyes, indeed, oh, but you

Dan: could look at it if you want.

Dan: It's probably something to do with

Dan: Scientology, but it's.

Gav: It's a weird fucking thing.

Gav: Uh, I didn't know anything about it.

Dan: It's exciting.

Dan: What are your final thoughts before bill

Dan: Murray takes it away?

Gav: I don't know, because there's this whole

Gav: UFO things going on.

Gav: It's like there's I've gone on to this on

Gav: my other show is there's so many thoughts

Gav: it, but like that's a weird one, like

Gav: there's one way of looking at it, like it's

Gav: a complete cover up for something else

Gav: going on, and the government side just

Gav: starts telling them that show miss footage,

Gav: stuff stopped, you know, because they're

Gav: doing something really sketchy.

Gav: They're trying to miss directors.

Gav: Yeah, maybe, um, but that's this.

Gav: This seems a bit over the top if they were.

Gav: Well, I mean the amount of shit trying to

Gav: hide it and get under the rug seems a bit

Gav: weird for him to do that.

Gav: So it's a bit like so what is?

Gav: I don't know, I can't tell you.

Gav: Is it real?

Gav: I don't know.

Gav: There's some weird shit going on there.

Dan: The sheer amount of police officers that

Dan: would get attended.

Dan: That incident is just nuts.

Gav: That's true, like seeing that footage from

Gav: all the helicopters and all the different

Gav: news outlets that they're doing it.

Gav: They're not all like jointly, like don't

Gav: let's pretend this happened and that

Gav: showing that footage of that.

Gav: Obviously I can't see anything else.

Gav: It's very hard now.

Gav: They's living with the internet and

Gav: Everyone has a phone in their pockets.

Gav: That's why we see in my so much more stuff.

Gav: But so many people can do fake stuff and

Gav: it's so hard now, like getting excited by

Gav: stuff.

Dan: Yeah, that's the problem.

Gav: This has excited me.

Gav: I do need to know more about it and I

Gav: reckon that my next show with Sarah of the

Gav: high exchanges podcast episode I might have

Gav: to have a little talk about this beforehand,

Gav: please do.

Dan: Well, there we go.

Dan: That's uh Miami aliens going shopping on

Dan: the use day.

Gav: Thanks, that's like a little birthday treat

Gav: for me there we go.

Dan: Merry birthday to you right up my.

Dan: Right Bill, if you could stop using

Dan: whatever that is to moisturize Paul Rudd's

Dan: face.

Dan: What is that?

Dan: Oh my god, it's true.

Gav: I see.

Dan: I'll Take us away.

Gav: That's all the time we've got for this

Gav: weekend, where it was strange.

Gav: Next week, though, give me iron careless

Gav: pets weird.

Speaker 2: In 1971 William Friedkin directed the

Speaker 2: french connection.

Speaker 2: It received five academy awards, including

Speaker 2: best picture of the year.

Speaker 2: In 1974 he directed the exorcist.

Speaker 2: It made history.

Speaker 2: Since then, friedkin has spent over two

Speaker 2: years in five countries on three continents

Speaker 2: Creating his latest film, an unusual

Speaker 2: adventure into the realm of suspense.

Speaker 2: So so.

Speaker 2: Four men condemned by their past, robbed of

Speaker 2: their future, trapped in a life that was

Speaker 2: also a death, four men take an incredible

Speaker 2: chance, face an impossible challenge and

Speaker 2: risk the only thing they have left to lose.

Speaker 2: Roy Shider in a new film by William

Speaker 2: Friedkin sorcerer.

Gav: Sorcerer from 1977.

Gav: Two hours and one minute, four unfortunate

Gav: men from different parts of the globe agree

Gav: to risk their lives Transporting gallons of

Gav: nitroglycerin across dangerous Latin

Gav: American jungle.

Gav: What, who thought of this?

Gav: Originally a book?

Dan: Yes.

Gav: Is where the idea came from.

Gav: I you know you're here for movies and for,

Gav: fortunately, if you are a book person, uh,

Gav: I am not the person to have conversations

Gav: with.

Gav: This was for my book.

Gav: That's all I can really Tell you.

Gav: The tagline die really hard.

Gav: That's the tagline Like die hard, die

Gav: really hard die really hard.

Gav: Is it like die hard five?

Gav: Drive really hard.

Dan: I'm sick, though, wouldn't it Jesus.

Gav: Then it was uh, uh, reem, uh, not remade.

Gav: It was originally made in France.

Gav: Uh, what was the movie called for?

Gav: That see.

Gav: The wages of fear, that's it.

Gav: I didn't get chance to watch the film.

Gav: Um, I was going to, it just didn't happen.

Gav: I didn't even realize, you see, and I was

Gav: like, oh okay, um, I Like I said I

Gav: originally thought this film was like some

Gav: one of the sword and sorcery type, early

Gav: 80s fantasy type for films and, um, I

Gav: Didn't know really anything about this and

Gav: I knew there's that sort of picture in the

Gav: front cover.

Gav: But then I sort of found out it wasn't

Gav: horror movie, because obviously, you see,

Gav: sorcerer William Friedkin, x this, you kind

Gav: of think, oh, okay, it's horror, um, and

Gav: then, just uh, I don't know what made me,

Gav: oh, I was, uh in a shop and there's a

Gav: blu-ray copy for sale, um, like a ten or

Gav: something like that, like an arrow copy or

Gav: I think it might been, or something I don't

Gav: know, and I was like, oh shit, uh, uh, fuck

Gav: it, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pick it up on a

Gav: blind, blind by type sort of thing.

Gav: I'm gonna blow away by this.

Gav: Just because of, just because I know

Gav: William Friedkin is an old school filmmaker.

Gav: He likes to do is this in camera, it's this,

Gav: it's just old school.

Gav: He's really like we're gonna, we're gonna,

Gav: he's one of those like Francis Ford couple

Gav: of types we people might die but we're

Gav: gonna get the film made, type people you

Gav: know yeah, and it's the, so something to

Gav: talk about really is.

Dan: This film is made in 77, so that year I was

Dan: born and it's my birthday.

Gav: Yeah, I thought that's funny.

Dan: Um, so that time, that time in filmmaking,

Dan: is a very special, like the mid 70s to the

Dan: late 70s.

Gav: It's a bit of the world rest a little bit

Gav: for big players, isn't it?

Dan: Yeah, and William Friedkin was definitely

Dan: one of these guys.

Dan: People push the boundaries, not like

Dan: Shockingly, like they didn't shock people,

Dan: they just pushed.

Dan: They really got behind there.

Dan: They believed in their project, that they

Dan: were directing or producing whatever it was,

Dan: and really it's very special stuff that

Dan: came out at this time and this has a real

Dan: um deliverance Sort of vibe to it.

Dan: There is some parts of it that you can

Dan: really feel the exorcist as well.

Dan: He has a real signature.

Dan: Friedkin obviously directed the french

Dan: connection and it's just a very great.

Dan: This is a very grounded um, not even

Dan: adventure.

Dan: This is a An exercise in fucking tension.

Dan: Man, this film, particularly Midway through

Dan: act two and all the way through act three,

Dan: this film is a full-on tension session.

Dan: You will be so tense so I advise you now,

Dan: if you haven't seen sorcerer, stop Go watch

Dan: it.

Dan: Don't listen to us because we're gonna

Dan: probably spoil it right from the beginning.

Dan: Um, not that there's a huge amount to spoil,

Dan: but the tense scenes.

Dan: And will they or won't they?

Dan: Because they're not very nice guys.

Dan: All of the guys in this are all baddies, um,

Dan: and we don't, you know, we don't know.

Dan: We don't know who the hero is.

Gav: We guess it's Roy Schneider, because he's

Gav: right, because he is, uh, the, uh, the

Gav: white american.

Gav: Yeah, I know you say that but, that would

Gav: be the only reason anyone would root for

Gav: him.

Gav: Or and they already know him, though we

Gav: don't know the other actors so much- yeah.

Dan: So this film left me feeling.

Dan: First of all, it's my first time watch I

Dan: was blown away, absolutely blown away by

Dan: this.

Dan: This now is up there for me in.

Dan: It's not quite a film, gods movie, but it's

Dan: up there, uh, and makes me realize how good

Dan: William Friedkin is, because I forgot how

Dan: good the french connection is.

Dan: I now want to go back and rewatch that.

Dan: You know, obviously the axis, one of my

Dan: favorite horror films all time cruising

Dan: cruising.

Dan: I haven't seen that, but you know you've

Dan: watched that it's.

Dan: It's a great movie, great performances.

Dan: What's incredible about this movie more

Dan: than any of what the things I've just

Dan: mentioned forget the people Is where they

Dan: shot it, the locations, the effects in 70s.

Dan: Think about the size of the cameras exactly,

Dan: you know, in them, the rope, bridges, uh,

Dan: the cover of the sort of the valleys they

Dan: had to cross, the trees, not like

Dan: apocalypse.

Gav: Now where we, we we have that a credible

Gav: documentary.

Gav: Uh, and soon the darkness as such a great

Gav: documentary, luckily, if once for a.

Gav: Coppola's daughter is like you know, you

Gav: take camera and film what loads what film,

Gav: all this stuff, so like it.

Gav: Unfortunately we don't for this.

Gav: There's nothing on the exercise, that which

Gav: is a show.

Dan: No, but there is a hell of a story behind

Dan: this which involves at least 50 of the crew

Dan: getting gangrene and malaria and Friedkin

Dan: himself got um malaria and he lost um 50

Dan: pounds.

Dan: Um, he didn't find out until he was at the

Dan: premiere.

Dan: He was very weak and people suffered.

Dan: But you, but I tell you what you can see.

Dan: It, you can see it and it adds and I'm not

Dan: saying people should suffer for their art.

Gav: To make a film discussed we discussed

Gav: recently in the episodes of deaf infants in

Gav: the month.

Dan: Yeah, how should be avoided and obviously

Dan: health and safety was very different in

Dan: 1977 or 76 probably, when this was shot.

Dan: But my god, the blood, sweat and tears that

Dan: went into making this really feel at

Dan: Weirdly also gave me, um, a bit of a vibe

Dan: of that.

Dan: That uh, uh twilight zone segment with the

Dan: yeah, do you know what I mean with the?

Dan: Um, that's quite a hit thing.

Dan: Who died and stuff?

Dan: Um, what a film Gav what?

Dan: Like I said earlier, you're a bit of a

Dan: bastard because you've managed again.

Dan: You pick two fucking great films, neither

Dan: of which I've seen but this one.

Dan: This is a real Film, a real film like you

Dan: sit down and this there's no fucking about.

Dan: This is a great story, great performances,

Dan: and I must admit it took me by surprise

Dan: because it's took its time to get going

Dan: once I realized the setup which To jump to

Dan: that just now is for not very nice guys

Dan: from various parts of the world that all

Dan: end up in this little village In venezuela

Dan: because they're hiding their life from

Dan: their lives, their terrorists, their conmen,

Dan: their, you know, gangsters.

Dan: This is like, basically, industrial door.

Dan: When they want to go and live in El Rey in

Dan: Mexico, this is the place and then they

Dan: have an opportunity which brings them

Dan: together to transport this nitroglycerin

Dan: 280 miles, I think it is and they're all

Dan: going to get like 20 000 dollars, which is

Dan: a lot of money.

Dan: It means they can buy a passport and they

Dan: can live freely within this the country and

Dan: not live in poverty.

Dan: That's all the story is.

Dan: It's so simple.

Dan: But because of that, I've never seen

Dan: something quite like that before.

Dan: Fucking hell man, the tension, just fucking.

Dan: Yeah, I've got a big yes.

Gav: Yes, everything you say is correct.

Gav: Um, it's a great film.

Gav: Um, I don't.

Gav: I.

Gav: Yeah.

Gav: As soon as I watched it, I was like we've

Gav: got to talk about this.

Dan: I've got to be honest, only heard about it

Dan: Four or five years ago, then you started

Dan: talking about it a year or so ago maybe,

Dan: and since watching it I've realized it's

Dan: considered an absolute classic, a must

Dan: watch if you like cinema of any kind.

Dan: Um, and you know posting, oh, I'm watching

Dan: this tonight.

Dan: Everybody's like this is in my top films of

Dan: all time.

Dan: This is my favorite film of all time.

Dan: People are I'm like where have I been?

Dan: How have I not?

Dan: How is this not in my viewing?

Dan: It's new for me too, though.

Gav: So, um yeah, it starts off with like a

Gav: whole sort of thing, I sort of jet-setting

Gav: back and forth.

Gav: I'm not not getting Completing to, I'm just

Gav: saying very quickly William Friedkin

Gav: himself said that he I did it to kind of

Gav: big grand scale before Getting into it and

Gav: he feels like he sort of he should not have

Gav: gone so like that.

Gav: Do you know what I mean?

Gav: We sort of shows this really like kind of

Gav: James Bondi in some way, just about the

Gav: same Very massive set pieces but at least

Gav: four of them so, um, we're not all massive.

Gav: I suppose the explosion obviously is, which

Gav: just looks crazy, but we'll get to that.

Gav: But he says, like you know, he feels like

Gav: he sort of spent a bit too long.

Gav: I think, on that as well.

Gav: You know just that part before getting into

Gav: the main bit of it himself.

Gav: But but it I like it's in there, like it's

Gav: you're reading a book or you're really

Gav: getting into and obviously this what came

Gav: from a book.

Gav: But you're really getting into it and you

Gav: got to notice the characters and this is

Gav: like a big but you have to know almost how

Gav: despicable these people are, almost because

Gav: you don't Root for them but you kind of do

Gav: because you want it's like the get, it's

Gav: like a football match or something, it's a

Gav: whatever entertains your human beings in

Gav: the world.

Gav: It's like we want to see this dynamic get

Gav: across, but the chances it might blow up is

Gav: quite fun.

Gav: So we don't really root for these

Gav: characters because they're all cunts in

Gav: their own way and and going back to

Gav: Friedkin, and here's the grand design that

Gav: you had for this.

Dan: You know, because it starts off in these

Dan: these very um, just really amazing

Dan: countries and locations, real places as

Dan: well.

Dan: You know, this is it what this reminded me

Dan: of, before we get into the jungles, where

Dan: it's all just trees and ravines.

Dan: And you know, what it reminded me of is the,

Dan: the opening of the exorcist, which was huge,

Dan: grand scale in iraq.

Dan: You know, they're doing that dig and it's

Dan: all very like they've gone there, like in

Dan: indiana jones, where they go to these

Dan: deserts and they film for real in these

Dan: places.

Dan: You know, and it's just so good.

Dan: But it took me Minutes.

Dan: I thought, oh, I'm not sure if I'm gonna

Dan: like this because I'm not quite sure what's

Dan: happening.

Dan: But if you stick at the story, it's quite a

Dan: straightforward story.

Dan: You just got to know these four characters

Dan: and where they go and why they're doing

Dan: what they do.

Dan: But I think the languages will put people

Dan: off.

Dan: That's what makes elevates this they're all

Dan: speaking individual languages because

Dan: they're all in different countries as well.

Gav: Yeah.

Dan: Oh.

Gav: It's great, um, fun enough to quick segue,

Gav: excuse me.

Gav: Um, I've he's on netflix actually, so I've

Gav: put on my list and I'm gonna, when I get a

Gav: moment to go an afternoon, all good, just

Gav: sit and watch that.

Gav: I've never seen it.

Gav: I've watched lots of arabia.

Dan: Oh yeah, that's good, it's supposed to be

Dan: very good.

Dan: Um, I would also say, before we get into

Dan: this story this is the best performance

Dan: I've ever seen from Roy Schneider.

Dan: He's incredible in this.

Dan: Yeah he's really good in there, carries the

Dan: whole film.

Gav: Well, all of them.

Gav: You can see the desperation and you could

Gav: just see how hard and tiring it must have

Gav: been to shoot this fucking film.

Gav: We should Sanchimune, we, we, we would go

Gav: over by a few hours in the woods.

Gav: That's not anything really.

Dan: But we will go.

Gav: Oh my god, I'm weak.

Gav: It's one in the morning, god, I'm so tired.

Gav: Everybody eat biscuits, damn you.

Gav: We must keep going, you know?

Gav: Uh, this wasn't this, this wasn't lorry's

Gav: going down mudslid, fucking ravines, I had

Gav: a fuck.

Gav: What happens when the lorry gets stuck?

Gav: If you got a crane, come in, take it out.

Gav: What the fuck?

Dan: and they built the bridges, you know.

Gav: I wish I knew more of the backstory.

Dan: They.

Dan: Well, there's some really good trivia on.

Dan: If you go on IMDB, there's Lots of trivia

Dan: about how they built the bridges with

Dan: hydraulics and but yet obviously still

Dan: things would go wrong because it was the

Dan: 70s and they were out in the middle of

Dan: nowhere.

Dan: Like you said, if someone went wrong, they

Dan: had to wait for someone to come out and do

Dan: this or do that.

Gav: Everybody got malaria Everyone was bitten

Gav: by things you know and think like they

Gav: wouldn't have a mobile phone.

Gav: They could just ring somewhere else back

Gav: home.

Gav: There's not gonna be a phone when they're

Gav: out there.

Gav: They're out there, so they'd be sending

Gav: messengers.

Dan: It's just just crazy really, and I don't

Dan: know how long they were out there filming

Dan: this.

Gav: It's just we've let's get into this film,

Gav: because a very small budget as well.

Gav: I would just say Did you see what the

Gav: budget was?

Dan: It was, let me get back to it now.

Gav: This is good for me, because I don't really

Gav: know this film myself.

Gav: I watched it and went fuck me, we've got to

Gav: do this film.

Dan: Sure it said it was a and that's why we're

Dan: here.

Dan: Uh, two and a half million budget, that I

Dan: see, which is very, really small.

Gav: That's like that had been then looked upon

Gav: as like a very low budget.

Gav: I know it's 77, but that still would have

Gav: been looked upon fairly low budget.

Dan: Yeah, so it's two and a half million budget.

Dan: Um, that's radic, how?

Dan: Um, oh sorry, that's what they wanted, and

Dan: then it ended up spilling to Because lots

Dan: of stuff kept going wrong.

Dan: It ended up going to 15 million in the end,

Dan: so a bit more.

Dan: But, um, yeah, great and tangerine dream

Dan: coming along and doing this score.

Gav: What the fuck like it's the thing is this

Gav: movie, even though it's not a horror movie,

Gav: does a night.

Gav: It feels like a nightmare.

Gav: I don't have nightmares.

Gav: I've not had a nightmare for many years.

Gav: I occasionally have them hardly at all, or

Gav: dreams in general, anyway, which is very

Gav: sad.

Gav: I wish I had my dreams again, daniel.

Dan: Um.

Gav: I could dream of being a pink butterfly.

Dan: And give you a wet dream later, if you like.

Gav: No, you can't give that to me, though I

Gav: have to give it to myself, don't I?

Dan: Well, if you're asleep, I can do something

Dan: to you.

Gav: No, literally, I don't know what I'm

Gav: talking about.

Dan: Um, you said tangerine dream and you said

Dan: this feels like, like you are my podcast in

Dan: haste.

Gav: Um, this feels like a nightmare, or I

Gav: imagine remember what nightmares would like,

Gav: because it's just a whole like Stuck.

Gav: You know there's porn if rain, the

Gav: claustrophobia.

Gav: But then tangerine dream just steps in and

Gav: goes we're just gonna make some really

Gav: weird fucking prog rock type of shit going

Gav: on in the background to make you go.

Gav: The fuck is going on.

Dan: And the the word sorcerer will throw, like

Dan: you said.

Gav: One of the trucks.

Dan: Yeah, they named the trucks Lazarus and the

Dan: other one sorcerer.

Dan: And sorcerer is an evil wizard of fate, and

Dan: Freakin said the reason they called it that

Dan: was because the one the big baddie in this

Dan: whole movie is fate, and how, every turning

Dan: they're trying to do something else fucks

Dan: up and they just cannot catch a break.

Gav: Yeah, they, it didn't do well it didn't.

Gav: And the thing is, though, I think sorcerer

Gav: according to sorcerer is was the wrong

Gav: thing If they had called it fucking.

Gav: I don't.

Dan: I don't want to jungle drive Explosions

Dan: through the jungle jungle drive sounds like

Dan: a rock movie between Johnson, doesn't it?

Dan: Have you seen that new dwayne johnson movie,

Dan: jungle drive?

Dan: It's great what happens in it, him and

Dan: johnny noxfield driving through the jungle

Dan: or explosions in the jungle or something

Dan: like that.

Dan: Or road bridge or something.

Dan: Yeah.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, that with that front cover, you

Gav: could have thrown it as a nightmare.

Gav: Yeah, absolutely, that's perfect.

Gav: Yeah, um, and I think that's probably where

Gav: Did it wrong.

Gav: But at that point, though, really in

Gav: freaking at this point, though, is at the

Gav: top of his fucking game.

Gav: He's untouchable.

Gav: So he just went and he's proud of it.

Gav: This is the film that he wanted to make.

Gav: So fuck it.

Dan: This is his favorite film of his career.

Gav: Good on him, he did it yeah fuck it.

Gav: He got to the point where he could declare

Gav: what he wanted and go and make it and do it

Gav: and People went along with him.

Gav: All these characters and what a great cast

Gav: and what great actors.

Dan: Yeah, fantastic.

Dan: So I'm as great as he, roy Schneider as a

Dan: baddie.

Gav: It's weird to be weird having rob Schneider

Gav: as the lead, but anyway, let's get into it,

Gav: let's get into this, let's get into this.

Dan: So we get the exorcist font.

Dan: So we, of course, like just like John

Dan: Carpenter's got his own font for his movies,

Dan: william freaking seems to have his own font

Dan: for this movie.

Dan: It's covered, followed on from the exorcist,

Dan: and we are in A place called Vera Cruz in

Dan: Mexico.

Dan: That's where we open up and we see a man

Dan: assassinated in a hotel room and we see

Dan: some guys who have been.

Dan: They've come out of the After the

Dan: assassination and they make a run for it

Dan: and then a bomb goes off.

Gav: Where were we just in, though?

Gav: Because I know, I know then we're in

Gav: Jerusalem before the, that we have the, the

Gav: explosion and the guys on the bus, but what

Gav: do you say?

Gav: Because I missed it and I think yeah, Vera

Gav: Vera Cruz in Mexico.

Gav: Mexico.

Dan: Yeah, okay so they're.

Dan: Jerusalem.

Dan: Yeah, cut to Jerusalem in Israel.

Dan: And there's some Palestinian militants who

Dan: were disguised as Jews in amongst the

Dan: crowds and they have a bomb, and the bomb

Dan: goes off.

Dan: Wow, wow, that's a great ocean.

Dan: It's there.

Gav: What the fuck, there's people just really

Gav: getting thrown and it's like whoa shit.

Dan: Again, there's something so gritty about

Dan: filmmaking in this this time period.

Dan: Yeah.

Dan: Yeah, um, because that.

Dan: This is on film as well you know, yeah,

Dan: exactly, yeah, it just looks real Um, but

Dan: these guys walk out, walk off, and they run

Dan: off and they split up to them, get killed

Dan: Um by the army, um the Israeli defense, and

Dan: the other two managed to get onto a bus and

Dan: escape um.

Dan: One of these men is kaseem um, who is going

Dan: to be one of our four Nitroglycerin

Dan: transporters.

Gav: That could be named the movie.

Dan: That would be.

Dan: That would be jason statham.

Gav: It would be.

Dan: Nitroglycerin transporter.

Gav: Nitroglycerin transporter, or I'm Jason

Gav: Statham Listen.

Dan: I've got to get this Explosive stuff from A

Dan: to fucking B, right?

Dan: I don't care how many trees are in my way,

Dan: and if you're on my way, I'm going to chop

Dan: you down like a fucking tree.

Dan: Sunshine, yes.

Gav: Speaking of B, I'm in the beekeeper.

Gav: Now I am the beekeeper.

Gav: I've not said I will watch it.

Gav: I will watch it because you know what you

Gav: get when you get Jason Statham film ready

Gav: and I'm like, yeah, fine kicking everyone's

Gav: ass.

Dan: So, yeah, these guys, the bomb goes off,

Dan: but the police Kill all but one of them,

Dan: kaseem, and he escapes and there's a riot

Dan: outside, huge riot happens that police, the

Dan: police raid when they go in.

Gav: The way it's shot is is like role-playing

Gav: games we play now with cordial duty.

Gav: It's it's shot like that hand out a real

Gav: going in with the cops and stuff and it's

Gav: like what the fuck?

Gav: The cameras would have been big and shit

Gav: and it's just the way it's been filmed is

Gav: like how have you done this?

Dan: It really reminded me of the raid and that

Dan: there's the way that they go into the

Dan: building at the beginning.

Dan: It feels so gritty and real.

Gav: You're there with them going in Do you know

Gav: what I mean it really was?

Gav: Um, it's just so, so impressed with it.

Gav: Just the way the cameras move went like

Gav: that.

Dan: Yeah, so so far we've met nilo, who's the,

Dan: the guy that executed the man in mexico.

Dan: We've met kaseem, who set the bomb off in

Dan: the field hit man a bomber.

Dan: On a bomber or a terrorist.

Dan: And now we're in my toes.

Dan: Now we're in paris and this is where we're

Dan: gonna meet.

Dan: Uh, victor Victor is with his wife.

Gav: He doesn't seem too bad a person.

Gav: I think he's not Not so bad out of them.

Gav: Uh, out of the four.

Dan: Yeah, he's probably.

Dan: He's like a money embezzler, isn't he?

Gav: Yeah, he's not really trying to uh Stitch

Gav: any.

Gav: What we're like?

Gav: Obviously rory's like a fucking driver for

Gav: a church Hit robbery which we can't you

Gav: know.

Gav: So that's a bit mean, but but that's a bit

Gav: mean, um, but yeah, he, he speaks to his

Gav: wife.

Dan: I think the the thing for him is is that

Dan: he's got such a loving wife and a child and

Dan: he just throws, he just abandons them to

Dan: save his own skin.

Dan: And I think that's his sort of sin, because

Dan: his wife gives him an anniversary watch

Dan: with his you know happy anniversary

Dan: engraved on it, and then he finds out

Dan: there's some issues with money, doesn't he?

Dan: Um, yeah, His brother his brother-in-law.

Gav: And he helps.

Dan: Yeah, and he says to his brother-in-law you

Dan: need to speak to your dad.

Dan: His father-in-law, um, and he needs to help

Dan: us with this because I, I'm going to go to

Dan: prison, um, if I can't prove my innocence

Dan: in this, like money laundering, whatever it

Dan: is, in the next 24 hours.

Dan: Well, pascal, his brother-in-law then kills

Dan: himself, blows his brain.

Gav: So Well, let's, let's, let's go back to the

Gav: very quick.

Gav: So this guy, um, has claimed to have false

Gav: possessions of 15 million.

Gav: Yeah, so it's basically fraud.

Gav: So the investment company?

Gav: Yeah, I've given him basically 24 hours all

Gav: day so he's having dinner with his wife and

Gav: family.

Gav: It's just sort of sitting there and it's

Gav: very nice place, as you can imagine.

Gav: I it's not a sort of place I would eat out

Gav: or ever eat out ready, but I'm I'm happy

Gav: with that anyway.

Gav: Um, uh, and the way it comes over says, oh,

Gav: there's a someone here to speak to you, or

Gav: whatever, or phone call, whether it is, is

Gav: it a phone call or something I've seen I

Gav: think someone comes to speak to him.

Gav: It was, wasn't it?

Gav: So it is, um, his, uh, probably not.

Gav: And he gets up from the table, says I'll

Gav: just be back in a minute there and it just

Gav: goes off to normal.

Gav: He's all very well presented this sort of

Gav: this feather is and walks off to go see his

Gav: Chats wait, this guy.

Gav: And they sort of say you got to speak to

Gav: get your dad to fucking sort this out, but,

Gav: but, but, but.

Gav: And he turns around to walk back and the

Gav: guy in the in the background goes and gets

Gav: his Porsche and in the foreground we've got

Gav: this guy walk towards camera in the

Gav: background all sitting blood out the rear

Gav: window and he's burning his brains and he

Gav: kind of realized this.

Gav: You're like Fuck.

Gav: And then you're like straight away, just

Gav: like that dude's just left his wife.

Gav: His wife has no idea.

Gav: He can't go and sit back down and just go.

Gav: Okay, let's just continue.

Gav: There's like because of her, her Brother is

Gav: outside.

Gav: It's just brain, is got brains out.

Dan: Yeah, actually he doesn't have a child.

Dan: But um, yeah, but but I think his sin.

Dan: No, he doesn't, because later on that he's

Dan: asked Do you have a children?

Dan: He said no, but some day I want to.

Dan: Um, but he, okay, no, he leaves it.

Dan: So he, he just fucks off.

Gav: He just goes, and I said he never sees his

Gav: wife again.

Dan: So his wife's gonna have to deal with her

Dan: brother, who's just committed suicide in

Dan: the car park, and the fact their husband's

Dan: vanished because Anals this money and

Dan: dollars.

Dan: So yeah, so he he's not as bad, but he's

Dan: still not good, not a good guy.

Gav: So so.

Gav: So then we cut to America.

Dan: Yeah, we cut to New Jersey and we get an,

Dan: an irish gang with um Roy Snyder in it, and

Dan: they Are going into a church because they

Dan: know that this church has a bingo game and

Dan: there's loads of cash for the bingo.

Dan: And they're gonna go straight the priests

Dan: are counting All the cash apparently is

Dan: based on a real thing's happened for real

Dan: In, um, I think, new York or New Jersey.

Gav: I'm sure the churches have loads of cash,

Gav: don't they?

Gav: And it's all cash.

Dan: And what they do is they?

Dan: They jump in, they get all the cash.

Dan: One of the priests tries to fight back and

Dan: they shoot the priests.

Gav: Now, what they don't realize is so did you

Gav: see, though, that the people getting

Gav: married and there's a woman getting married

Gav: with a black eye- Forget no reason.

Dan: Just adds to the gritty.

Gav: Oh it just shows, because Sarah's like

Gav: lovely and it's just like yeah there's a

Gav: story there that we already know, don't we?

Dan: Yeah, like fuck and yeah and what adds to

Dan: it more is we find out this this church is

Dan: kind of looked after and owned by the

Dan: Italian mafia.

Dan: Yeah so that's probably why she's got the

Dan: black eye.

Dan: These aren't very nice guys.

Dan: But also this this irish gang have shot.

Dan: Not only if they robbed all the money,

Dan: they've shot a priest who happens to be Um

Dan: the brother of Carl Ricci, who is the

Dan: Italian mafia kingpin of New Jersey.

Gav: Yeah, and they?

Gav: They shouldn't have shot.

Gav: There's a rick, wasn't?

Gav: What's the reason I should do one of them

Gav: go a bit trigger happy.

Dan: Yeah, one of them got a bit trigger happy

Dan: and decided to do always one.

Dan: There's always one.

Dan: Now, they don't know this yet.

Dan: Royce, no, doesn't know this yet, but so

Dan: they're escaping.

Dan: Yeah, it's just in the car waiting to drive

Dan: and they're all bombing down the road in

Dan: this car and Royce and I are driving and

Dan: the guys start arguing with each other was

Dan: an Irish fellow in the back and he's gonna

Dan: piss that he's not getting as much as

Dan: Someone else or whatever.

Dan: He says are you a piece of shit?

Dan: You are, and he was you're a piece of shit

Dan: too.

Dan: And they start sort of arguing a bit.

Dan: This distract Roy.

Gav: Yeah, we pulls out his PC.

Gav: So he says like no bad, but all the way,

Gav: and is looking over his shoulder and just

Gav: drives into lorry.

Dan: And this, this is a hell of a car crash,

Dan: isn't it again?

Gav: It's ready.

Dan: They don't do it like that as well.

Dan: Yeah well, the car flips and goes roof

Dan: first, as it's flying through the air into

Dan: a like a lamp post on a lorry then.

Dan: All this blood starts yeah, which then

Dan: washes all the blood out of the car.

Gav: And there's a blood everywhere and it's

Gav: just yeah, there's people screaming and

Gav: stuff.

Gav: It's like whoa and um.

Dan: The only survivor is Roy Schneider,

Dan: schneider, schneider, and he's a night, a

Dan: survivor.

Dan: He goes to meet his buddy, vinnie, um.

Gav: What are you singing?

Gav: I'm singing the schnider survivor.

Dan: Okay.

Gav: It's like a.

Gav: It's like a band um we could.

Dan: Roy schnider could have done like a cover

Dan: band of schnider twain songs called

Dan: schnider, schnider twain schnider twain

Dan: schnider.

Dan: They don't impress me much.

Dan: Fucking hate that song.

Gav: Man, I feel like a woman Fucking hate, that

Gav: Is that us as well, fuck yeah fuck uh, fuck

Gav: uh.

Gav: Oh, seriously, fuck you.

Dan: I'll better cancel the schnider twain

Dan: stripper that I've got a few births of them.

Gav: Well.

Dan: Cool then.

Gav: Oh, so yeah.

Dan: Roy schnider.

Dan: Jackie is guys who's called.

Dan: He meets up this friend, vinnie, after all

Dan: of this um, and Vinnie says to him you

Dan: fucked up, you don't know about this church,

Dan: who owns it, who the brother is that got

Dan: shot.

Dan: They're after you Taking out any of your

Dan: fucking idiot because then we we see a,

Dan: don't we, we see the the sort of the usual

Dan: mafia boys sitting around there.

Gav: He's a cheat.

Gav: Does anybody know?

Dan: does anybody know who killed, who shot my

Dan: brother and he said, yeah, it was the irish

Dan: gang.

Dan: His name's jackie.

Gav: Okay, that's very much.

Gav: That's very much.

Gav: So this tolls working with silvers Just

Gav: alone.

Gav: It's very much like that.

Gav: Um yeah, what a twat.

Gav: He's come away.

Gav: This is nothing.

Gav: He was only the fucking driver and he's

Gav: like he's achieved nothing.

Gav: You probably won't even get in a big cut

Gav: anyway.

Dan: But uh, vinnie says, don't worry, there's a

Dan: place, there's a place for you to go

Dan: because everything is?

Dan: I don't know, I don't want to know.

Gav: They go, just go down to the docks and ask

Gav: for bob or whatever.

Gav: Yeah, where am I going?

Gav: I don't know.

Gav: It's like okay, and imagine that though, if

Gav: you're just like right, well, I've just got

Gav: all my bag and I'm gonna start as new life,

Gav: wherever that is, I'm going out might have

Gav: to learn a new language.

Gav: I, you know what the fuck.

Dan: Now where they're going.

Dan: So that's the intro, essentially.

Dan: Yeah, and that's the first half of the

Dan: first act.

Gav: Really it's crazy and really it's really

Gav: good, though, to finish, and the tailpiece

Gav: of that is to finish on where am I go?

Gav: I go down to the docks, so we know it's a

Gav: boat, so it's obviously going to another

Gav: island, somewhere, you know another country,

Gav: uh, land, uh, and ask this person where am

Gav: I going?

Gav: I don't know.

Gav: You know now that all the other people

Gav: Because we still we see them there have

Gav: done that as well.

Gav: Yeah, and it's just like what an intro to

Gav: an epic film or more about to watch.

Dan: So we've got um a guy with a hit on him you

Dan: know a gangster with a hit on him.

Dan: We've got um a money launderer in bezler

Dan: who's who calls his brother to shoot

Dan: himself, so he's left his wife and run away.

Dan: We've got a terrorist bomber and we've got

Dan: a hitman, and where they end up is a place

Dan: called porvenir in columbia.

Gav: Is gary glitter there?

Gav: It looks a little place where gary glitter

Gav: would be probably it is.

Dan: It's a horrible looking place with poverty.

Dan: There's a dead body in the street, there's

Dan: flies and animals just everywhere.

Dan: There's no food.

Dan: There's barely anything to eat or drink.

Dan: They're eating bread and water.

Gav: It just looks horrible.

Dan: It smells gab.

Dan: I can smell it through my tv it looks

Dan: horrible, smell of vision.

Dan: But, um, we see over the course of a few

Dan: scenes that kaseem and victor and jackie

Dan: are all there, um, with fake identities.

Dan: So we must say they've all got these fake

Dan: IDs and they're trying to blend in.

Dan: You know, but these guys don't look like

Dan: columbian.

Dan: Especially roy schnoj Just certainly

Dan: doesn't look columbian, um, and they're all

Dan: kind of just trying to get by.

Dan: You know, um kaseem, he makes friends with

Dan: a man who calls himself marquez, who looks

Dan: like he was probably an ex-nazi war

Dan: criminal.

Dan: So these are the kind of people that have

Dan: moved to this village in columbia.

Dan: Yeah.

Dan: Um, now marquez does come into the story a

Dan: bit more in a moment.

Dan: Um, but yeah, extreme poverty.

Dan: They're earning barely any money doing

Dan: anything they can.

Dan: Um.

Gav: Looks just like depressing.

Gav: You wake up each morning and just look out

Gav: and it's the same thing and it's a bit uh,

Gav: nothing, yeah, there's not much money, yeah,

Gav: and they all work together sort of, or some

Gav: of them all work together.

Dan: They're all saving up basically to get real

Dan: passports so they can get the fuck out they

Dan: can become real citizens and move around

Dan: the country and get out of this part of the

Dan: country.

Dan: But they all realize it's going to take a

Dan: really long time to do that.

Dan: Now, while they're living there, and nilo

Dan: the hitman from the very first scene, he

Dan: arrives in the village as well and people

Dan: are like, oh, he seems a bit suspicious

Dan: because he's really um Shady and a bit the

Dan: hit fidgety, yeah, yeah he is a bit sketchy

Dan: reshade.

Gav: It's like a little pencil sort of type of

Gav: stash Ha.

Dan: He's not really trying to blend in, is he

Dan: not really he's?

Gav: kind of cool in his own little way, you

Gav: know.

Dan: Yeah, hit man.

Dan: So this village has um One huge income.

Dan: Just that side of the village there is an

Dan: american oil company that is found a huge

Dan: oil well, and it's pumping oil and it's

Dan: getting Tons and tons of oil out and this

Dan: is the main income for the village.

Dan: Really, they get, you know, they're not

Dan: making money.

Dan: They're not exporting anything else Dead

Dan: goats and whatever it is They've got lying

Dan: around in the streets, it's oil.

Dan: That's what's bringing any money, if any,

Dan: into the, into the village.

Dan: Now, that's very important because In

Dan: between all this stuff of police sort of

Dan: harassing Roy Schneider and Arresting him

Dan: and then letting him go and threatening him,

Dan: and all this other stuff, the oil well

Dan: Explodes, doesn't it?

Dan: Yeah?

Gav: Yeah, we're getting ahead a little bit.

Gav: I was gonna say You've got a bit where

Gav: they're in a bar earlier on and you've got,

Gav: the cops are coming and start hassling Roy.

Dan: That's what I say.

Dan: They came in and arrested him, but they

Dan: kind of let him go.

Dan: But they, they let him know that, they know

Dan: that he's well they take him to the cop

Dan: shop and they basically take his passport

Dan: from.

Dan: So I need that and they just tease him a

Dan: little bit and just fuck around with him a

Dan: bit and they sort of say you're not called.

Dan: Whatever his fake name is, we know.

Dan: We know your game.

Dan: We know this village attracts, you know,

Dan: criminals all over the world.

Dan: And we're, you know, we are the law.

Dan: We can fuck you over.

Dan: If we want, we can do what we want to you

Dan: know, Just fuck yeah and he's just sat

Dan: there thinking, oh fucking hell.

Gav: This is awful.

Gav: I just want to get out of here and this is.

Gav: This is kind of where we're getting out.

Gav: We've, we've been, we've established this

Gav: location Piece of shit place.

Gav: We all want to get going and we've

Gav: established all our characters and they,

Gav: they're dying to get going.

Gav: But I feel like everyone else is in there

Gav: dying to get going.

Gav: But obviously the guys we've we've

Gav: discovered and it is a very Male driven

Gav: film as well, it's not many, so many

Gav: females in it.

Dan: This also this village, for anyone that's

Dan: seen a fantastic film called city of god.

Dan: Um this is this is like one of those

Dan: brazilian favelas.

Dan: It's just so Crime ridden and poverty

Dan: ridden.

Dan: It's just not very nice at all.

Gav: and getting back to what you said yes, an

Gav: epic oil explosion, and again, crazy.

Gav: How'd they do this?

Dan: Again, it's 1977 dynamite the fuck.

Dan: Um, they burned.

Dan: They set propane up, I think, to blast out

Dan: the ground and lit it, but apparently the

Dan: crew it was hotter than they expected it.

Dan: The crew couldn't go within 50 feet of it,

Dan: so they had to put it out from very far

Dan: back with hoses and they were done with a

Dan: scene.

Dan: Now, because it's yeah, god.

Gav: Children's birthday.

Gav: I was gonna say, as they start talking

Gav: about what to do, yeah, because this is

Gav: going to burn up all the oil.

Dan: They need to put it out.

Dan: The only way you can really put out a fire

Dan: like this isn't with water, because it's,

Dan: and isn't with sand.

Dan: It's with an explosion, which will then All

Dan: the earth will then, you know it,

Dan: extinguish the fire.

Dan: So they need some dynamite to blow.

Dan: Basically, the only way to put out the fire

Dan: is with dynamite, which sounds nuts, but

Dan: it's, it's a thing.

Dan: It's the only way to do it, because it's

Dan: such a huge flame coming out the ground

Dan: makes sense.

Dan: Yeah, you know, so it's blowing the fire.

Gav: if I send this essentially, yeah, I'll get

Gav: it Fire to fight fire you, kind of

Gav: disrupting the fire's flow.

Dan: Yeah, so when have we got any dynamite?

Dan: Yes, we have got some dynamite somewhere in

Dan: a shed.

Dan: Talk to us about this shed, gav.

Dan: What's his shed?

Gav: Well, fucking sketchy shed with dynamite.

Gav: Are we gonna say about how pissed off the

Gav: locals are about the fact there's injured,

Gav: dead people and they just cause fucking

Gav: having?

Gav: all the trucks, we should have the

Gav: explosion after the explosion of it shows

Gav: the town and the trucks coming back with

Gav: the, the official security or whatever.

Gav: Bring them back and it's got dead of the

Gav: family.

Gav: And they just start fucking, beating up the

Gav: security guards and pulling them off the

Gav: truck and just fucking.

Gav: Like I said, just so fucked off this, like

Gav: it's just crazy.

Gav: There's like a dictated shit almost going

Gav: on in the country.

Dan: We should mention there's some really good

Dan: maker effects with the explosion Some

Dan: people on fire, some stuntmen on fire.

Dan: I always, I'm always so impressed by guys

Dan: it will set themselves on fire, these

Dan: stuntmen, um, and then we see the aftermath

Dan: of the bodies burnt there.

Dan: But then, like you said, when they take the

Dan: bodies off the trucks in front of the

Dan: villages and the villagers just do it

Dan: themselves, there's just these black and

Dan: charred bodies.

Dan: People are screaming and crying because

Dan: that's their brothers, their fathers, their

Dan: friends.

Dan: They're pissed they're so and the oil, the

Dan: american oil company, is like we are fucked

Dan: here.

Dan: We need to fix this big time we need.

Dan: First thing we need to do is put it out, um,

Dan: and then we need to start again and bring

Dan: more money into this and talk about

Dan: compensation potentially, but we can't do

Dan: any of that Without putting this fire out.

Gav: Yeah, and we see a helicopter view of the

Gav: far as well and it looks crazy.

Gav: It's absolutely huge.

Gav: Uh yeah, checking box of dynamite in this

Gav: place, but the boxes, some of the boxes,

Gav: basically what you have to do dynamite is

Gav: you have to turn it every once in a while

Gav: because otherwise, not to glistening, uh,

Gav: like a liquid, because it is a liquid Will

Gav: drip out and be at the bottom of the uh, um,

Gav: and that is essentially what is the

Gav: explosion there's gonna be at the bottom of

Gav: the wax pack, paper packaging, uh and

Gav: dangerous.

Gav: And later one of the guys Is like put his

Gav: hand down the side of dynamite going, oh my

Gav: god, oh my god, oh my god, feeling that,

Gav: and it's just like this is not good.

Gav: He has a little drip on him, he goes and

Gav: puts it on a stone, just flicks it off and

Gav: and this is where the tension starts this

Gav: early it does, because as soon as we get,

Gav: to the shed and he says so you get all of

Gav: you and you think what?

Dan: and he says to them nobody move.

Dan: And he explains, like he just said, you

Dan: know, with the Dripping, and it hasn't been

Dan: looked after, it's been just kept in a

Dan: random old shed.

Dan: The slightest Duration, you know, if you

Dan: shake it, if you drop it especially, it's

Dan: gonna explode.

Dan: And there's so much dynamite in that, in

Dan: that shed, that that could take out like

Dan: the whole the hill that it's on because

Dan: it's on top of a hill.

Dan: So like, fuck, this is the only dynamite

Dan: we've got.

Dan: Is this nitroglycerin?

Dan: It's really faulty and leaking.

Dan: What are we gonna do?

Dan: Um, so they pull up.

Dan: They set up a pulley system, don't they

Dan: just slowly take it out?

Dan: The guys are all sweating well they're like.

Gav: Well, the guy's like you know, any slight

Gav: bump in this dynamite box, dynamite is

Gav: going to go, move it 10 feet and it's going

Gav: to go.

Gav: Now what we're going to do, we're going to

Gav: do pulley system our helicopters out of

Gav: question.

Gav: Um, they're like we could drive up there

Gav: and say I was going to drive up there and

Gav: and then they just go up to everyone.

Gav: They say, look, we need to experience.

Gav: Again to town and just say we need to

Gav: experience drivers, right, 8 000, whatever

Gav: it is each.

Dan: I think it's $10,000 each or something like

Dan: that.

Gav: Okay and um, and then they just the the

Gav: main guy, who's the business guy, the

Gav: american who's there.

Gav: It starts kind of almost giving driving.

Gav: Driving teacher Is like just doing them

Gav: driving test Instructor and it's just just

Gav: testing and we're just checking out all the

Gav: locals what they like.

Gav: A driving lorry, so I don't get, can't get

Gav: into the gear and a job that makes the

Gav: lorry jutter forward and back and you can't

Gav: have that.

Gav: So no, you're out.

Gav: But we do discover our people that we

Gav: already know are quite good.

Gav: Actually, we discover a different one there,

Gav: don't we?

Gav: Because the hitman isn't involved just yet,

Gav: is he?

Dan: no, not yet.

Dan: No, he's in the village but he's not

Dan: involved yet.

Dan: So the job description essentially is we

Dan: need Four men.

Dan: This is what he says to them as well.

Gav: These are all desperate people.

Dan: We need four men to drive two trucks 218

Dan: miles, that's 251 kilometers, and each

Dan: truck is going to be packed full of Pounds

Dan: and pounds of nitroglycerin which if you

Dan: sneeze or fart near it it will explode.

Dan: And we need it driven 218 miles to put this

Dan: fire out Through a jungle.

Dan: If you make it, if you make it through a

Dan: jungle With trees and ravines.

Gav: You didn't say that bit through the jungle.

Dan: If you do it, we'll pay you 10,000 dollars

Dan: or whatever it is, but you might not die.

Dan: You might die Any volunteers.

Dan: Most people will go.

Gav: But you know it's like.

Gav: It's like that Jaws moment when they're

Gav: sitting there going we've got to go capture

Gav: the shock.

Gav: Is anyone else going to come do it?

Gav: You know it's so.

Dan: Yeah, some of these people are desperate

Dan: and they put their hand up so Kasim, victor,

Dan: so the terrorist, victor the money, and

Dan: bezler, jackie, who's Roy snider, and

Dan: marquez, who's been living in the village

Dan: before any of them, he's the ex-nazi war

Dan: criminal.

Dan: They all say we'll do this.

Gav: Yeah.

Dan: We'll do this, that's not a problem.

Gav: They get chosen as the ones to do it and

Gav: they start having to.

Gav: They start having to have like a ba moment,

Gav: don't they go?

Dan: It's like the eighties, isn't it?

Gav: They're basically just finding what truck

Gav: they do.

Gav: All these trucks put together, I mean,

Gav: let's do which one up and go, let's choose

Gav: this one, and they, they still look shit.

Dan: They have to make the truck.

Dan: That's the other part of the job

Dan: description.

Dan: Not only that, we're not even going to

Dan: provide you with a vehicle.

Dan: You've got to make it yourself.

Gav: You're going to kind of choose whatever you

Gav: want and make sure it works, to just fix it

Gav: up.

Dan: Yeah, um, obviously they're going to use

Dan: sand in the back of the but the To keep the

Dan: you know the dynamite from shaking around.

Gav: But yeah, yeah, yeah, that's because that's

Gav: one thing.

Gav: So how do you do that?

Gav: So they use big lot of sand in the back of

Gav: the truck with two boxes dynamite and it's

Gav: just like.

Gav: They're shit and they call one truck

Gav: Lazarus and one truck, one truck Sorcerer

Gav: when this comes down to realism, though, uh,

Gav: let's be honest that those both of those

Gav: lorries would have blown up Probably as

Gav: soon as they started driving off down the

Gav: road.

Gav: More than likely.

Dan: Yeah, how big they are.

Dan: It would have been like literally turning

Dan: the key like they've only got to there and

Dan: it's just the key yeah, I don't the key,

Dan: the ignition, the engines and those, some

Dan: of the stuff that they do in this, that

Dan: there's no way, but but let's just pretend

Dan: that that's not a thing but it's a movie,

Dan: isn't it, you know?

Gav: and it's my birthday and it's about a call

Gav: Um.

Dan: So while they're getting ready and they're

Dan: discussing their plans To to do this, um,

Dan: nilo, the hit man he kills my care is the

Dan: Nazi war criminal.

Dan: Yeah, um, and he basically is replaced.

Dan: He says, like we need a driver, royce, no.

Dan: He says, well, we need a driver.

Dan: He'll have to do so.

Gav: They've got a new man, kind of his is that

Gav: his plan, or was he there to actually kill

Gav: him anyway?

Dan: But kaseem is really pissed off because he

Dan: doesn't like this where this is going.

Dan: But was that his?

Gav: plan or was he there to kill him?

Gav: Anyway, I think he's.

Gav: I think it was he saw an opportunity.

Dan: I think so too.

Dan: I don't think it was a fully planned out.

Gav: I think he just saw the opportunity they do

Gav: realize also, though, that they probably

Gav: don't need both lorries, so they realize

Gav: that one of them's actually, or both of

Gav: them are actually.

Gav: Well, no one lorry is expendable, yeah.

Gav: Yeah, so it's kind of a gamble as to and

Gav: they realize that and they both look at

Gav: each other and it's like, well, yeah.

Dan: It's kind of like the carnival run.

Dan: It's like every man for himself.

Dan: Whoever can get to the finish line first

Dan: yeah, not be exploded is going to win and

Dan: get the money.

Gav: Yeah, so they start off.

Gav: I love the native guy, uh, who just like

Gav: hasn't laughed, doesn't realize that

Gav: lorries got dynamite in it and Royce and

Gav: Royce, just like he's driving around in New

Gav: Jersey again, get out the way and this

Gav: guy's, like in his loincloth, goes there.

Gav: I'm gonna run along and skip a rain and

Gav: Chase the lorry and he's having a right old

Gav: day not realizing there's a lorry full of

Gav: dynamite.

Gav: Royce, just like this is not good See if I

Gav: just started calm down.

Gav: Roy.

Dan: It's really rough terrain.

Dan: So to paint the picture, we're going

Dan: through jungles up and down very steep I my

Dan: prayers won't be doing it, that's for sure.

Gav: I don't know how these lorries are.

Dan: There's rocks everywhere.

Dan: Um, they also have to drive along like

Dan: cliff faces occasionally, where there's

Dan: barely any road, and you, if you slip, your

Dan: whole car is gonna, your truck is going to

Dan: go down a massive ravine.

Dan: So it's just literally non-stop Obstacles,

Dan: and again the tension Continues to ramp up,

Dan: doesn't stop All the way through this.

Dan: And then we've got the elements, because we

Dan: get some rain.

Dan: We're in, obviously, columbia Rain forest.

Dan: Oh my god, it's not just, it's beating down.

Gav: I, I hate driving in the rain and dual in

Gav: like motorways when it's pouring down rain.

Gav: Had it fairly recently.

Gav: It's been so bad to drive along.

Gav: I'm not going through.

Gav: I'm mithy, it's quite bad.

Gav: He got other cars, motorbots You're trying

Gav: to like not hit them on the motorway.

Gav: You don't have that in the jungle trying to.

Gav: You don't have that in the jungle, but it's

Gav: a jungle, yeah, it's got other problems.

Dan: They're also trying to find their way.

Dan: They've got mud banks.

Dan: They've got a dodgy map as well.

Gav: Yeah, there's no, they're all sweating.

Dan: Let's throw in the mix cab.

Dan: It's fucking hot, it's really hot as well.

Gav: Humid, it's everything horrible they both

Gav: got enough.

Dan: Yeah, they're probably thirsty, it's just

Dan: and then the final thing to the mix is None

Dan: of them trust each other.

Gav: No, no, there's no trust whatsoever.

Gav: So watching this film, you're just like I

Gav: just want to.

Gav: I'm just wondering if the dynamite is going

Gav: to explode or not.

Gav: It's like watching jackass or something

Gav: like that, that you're kind of just sitting

Gav: again.

Gav: Is this dynamite going to explode?

Gav: I'm just going to watch.

Gav: And then you just watched the tension

Gav: between these people and how the

Gav: desperation and it's just just and it it's

Gav: an exploration this film is into, like to

Gav: know different, different feelings and

Gav: stuff.

Dan: The way they split off then in the trucks

Dan: is is Jackie, roy Schneider and the hitman

Dan: Nilo are in one car, one truck, and kaseem

Dan: and victor, two very different people,

Dan: wants a terrorist and one's just the money

Dan: in bezler or in the other one, and they

Dan: kind of start to get to know each other.

Gav: So then you've got that I kind of like

Gav: their one.

Dan: Yeah, they're all right.

Dan: Yeah, Roy and the hitman sounds like a crap

Dan: wrapped act from the 80s.

Dan: Roy and the hitman.

Gav: Or a really shit country Band that tried to

Gav: get a bit cool.

Dan: Roy and the hitman.

Dan: I'll go and see them Town hall.

Gav: I'd probably go see Roy and the hitman.

Gav: They get to a bridge, oh my god a rotten

Gav: bridge.

Gav: What the?

Dan: fuck, the tires get stuck, but they manage

Dan: to make it.

Gav: And it's not the worst one yet, is it?

Dan: No, not yet.

Gav: Oh god.

Gav: And the thing is, we can't treat them.

Dan: Because they're not exactly sticking

Dan: together along this trip.

Gav: No, there's a bit of a gap, which kind of

Gav: makes sense.

Gav: No, I thought that was on plan and I

Gav: assumed that that was going to be where

Gav: kept going the whole time.

Gav: There's a bit of a gap to just in case one

Gav: of them explodes, but they kind of do, I

Gav: suppose in a way.

Dan: Yeah, they have to keep a bit sort of

Dan: distance apart, which means that they end

Dan: up splitting off or taking slightly

Dan: different routes here and there.

Dan: They kind of got a rough idea of the way

Dan: and they've got a map but, as I say, the

Dan: map shit and actually someone screws up the

Dan: map and throws it away at one point because

Dan: they realize this map's useless.

Gav: But when they're first that first little

Gav: bridge, it's just so it's not even that bad.

Gav: But he's just got to move it left the wheel

Gav: a bit and he says to the french guys to uh,

Gav: is it nilo?

Dan: Uh, nilo is um the french guys.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, victor, nilo, yes.

Gav: Uh, kaseem is with oh, kaseem and victor,

Gav: yeah, yeah right.

Gav: Victor saying to kaseem Okay, you get back

Gav: in the car and the lorry, and victor, no,

Gav: no, you do it.

Gav: And he's so like uh, and or it's the other

Gav: round, isn't it?

Gav: Cosim's in the van?

Dan: Cosim's driving yeah.

Gav: Yeah, and he's just so angry with it.

Gav: No, I don't want you doing this.

Gav: I said you do it and he's going to.

Gav: Just I'm going to just forward you and it's

Gav: just, the left wheel is just almost going

Gav: down and it's really intense just for this

Gav: little bit, and it's nothing to do with

Gav: what we are going to get into.

Dan: And then the same thing happens for,

Dan: obviously, roy Schneider and Nilo.

Dan: They have to cross a really shitty road

Dan: bridge as well, and this time Nilo gets out

Dan: and he's sort of trying to guide in the

Dan: rain, trying to guide Roy Schneider Left a

Dan: bit right, a bit left, a bit right a bit.

Gav: It's just boring of rain Different weather

Gav: faces can hardly see the road.

Dan: He's on his knees trying not to slip off

Dan: the bridge.

Gav: And this is not rain machines.

Gav: This must have been raining, do you?

Dan: imagine, I think it was rain machines.

Gav: Oh, ok, you've got to have control, I

Gav: suppose.

Dan: But the this bit, the why this team,

Dan: particularly with Roy Schneider's truck, is

Dan: so tense, is the way the bridge swings.

Dan: The truck looks like it's almost going to

Dan: flip upside down Because it's swinging so

Dan: violently from left to right in the wind

Dan: and the rain.

Dan: It's only its weight that's keeping it on

Dan: this bridge.

Gav: Well, I haven't got to that bit yet.

Gav: Oh cool, jesus Christ, Slow down, daniel,

Gav: slow down.

Dan: Sorry, go, go, go go.

Gav: So they've just done this first little bit

Gav: where they go around this corner.

Gav: It's not too bad.

Gav: It's like a little taste of what we're

Gav: about to get into, what the hell is just

Gav: getting to.

Gav: So they kind of drop down this hill first

Gav: of all, isn't it Roy and Daniel?

Gav: And it's kind of like you can't because

Gav: they go the wrong way, don't they?

Dan: Yeah, and they split off a little bit from

Dan: the route and the hill is so steep and

Dan: they're really worried about the bumps and

Dan: bumps, all the bumps and rocks as they're

Dan: going down here.

Gav: Yeah, because they don't.

Gav: They're at a point where they go which way

Gav: to go and they see a local and it's just

Gav: local, doesn't say anything.

Gav: It's like which way do we go, or is that

Gav: later on.

Dan: I think that's later on, ok, fine.

Gav: OK, so anyway they get to this one bridge

Gav: zone.

Gav: It's just like this is the wrong road.

Gav: This is the fucking wrong road, like what

Gav: the fuck?

Gav: And they don't have any choice.

Gav: They've got to go across this road bridge.

Dan: And then obviously the rain comes down and

Dan: it's just.

Dan: But they all manage to.

Dan: Both trucks manage to make it a bit further

Dan: along and they get to a point where they

Dan: just can't go any further Because a massive

Dan: tree, and I'm talking a huge Amazonian tree,

Dan: hang on, don't, don't, don't, go by that

Dan: road bridge.

Gav: so much as that.

Gav: It's just that.

Gav: Ok, let's talk about the road bridge, the

Gav: tents, the tents, feeling you get watching

Gav: that road bridge, the vehicles going across.

Dan: I've written in my notes in capital letters

Dan: my God, it's so tense.

Gav: It's just ridiculous where you get.

Dan: It goes on forever as well.

Gav: Where you get a Nilo, like you said, it's

Gav: out, then rain going come across.

Gav: But when you had it with Victor and Kaseem

Gav: going across Kaseem at one point, victor's

Gav: trying to go and Kaseem's going in and he

Gav: can't see Kaseem Kaseem falls through the

Gav: crack of the bridge.

Gav: As he falls through, the screen goes black

Gav: because we're experiencing what he's

Gav: experiencing.

Gav: And he comes back up and he pulls himself

Gav: up.

Gav: The lorry is still coming at him and

Gav: Victor's going I can't see you.

Gav: I can't see you and it's almost going to

Gav: like drive over his head and like what?

Gav: Stop making this film more intense.

Gav: It's insane.

Gav: And they do get across and then Roy has to

Gav: do it as well and it's just the way the

Gav: lorry moves.

Dan: This is the set piece, really the main.

Gav: It's the front.

Gav: It's the poster.

Dan: Yeah, of course, and they built this bridge

Dan: like.

Dan: I say with hydraulics.

Dan: And I think something happened where either

Dan: the bridge was destroyed during terrible

Dan: weather and they had to rebuild it

Dan: somewhere else, but this bridge ended up

Dan: costing like five times as much than they

Dan: thought, because either they were told to

Dan: take it down by local authorities or it got

Dan: destroyed so they had to rebuild this

Dan: bridge in a separate location and film some

Dan: bits of it again.

Dan: Wow, and Roy Schneider said that's the

Dan: hardest part of his ever done in his career

Dan: that bridge scene doing that over and, over

Dan: and over again at night, with the wind and

Dan: the rain machines, and although it was

Dan: relatively safe because they're all at

Dan: harness up or whatever, it's still intense.

Dan: Man With those big trucks, oh God, and you

Dan: can see it.

Dan: You can see it coming through on the

Dan: actress' faces.

Gav: There's something very interesting going on.

Gav: As it's going on, the bridge is almost like

Gav: a character in itself and it's almost

Gav: screaming.

Gav: You've got these really low sounds.

Gav: It sounds like of a kid screaming.

Gav: And I think they've put in the sound mix

Gav: and it kind of makes the bridge almost like

Gav: an enemy, and that's what.

Dan: Freakin wants.

Dan: That's why it's called sorcerer, because

Dan: there is like an evil sorcerer, an evil

Dan: wizard of fate overseeing everything,

Dan: whether it's the bridge, the dynamite, the

Dan: tree that we're going to come up to.

Dan: All of it is just designed to make it

Dan: incredibly difficult for them.

Gav: When Roy gets over, he's like that's it

Gav: We've got.

Gav: We are now onto 20K each because there's no

Gav: way that they will make that.

Dan: I know he's really pleased.

Dan: He thinks that's brilliant.

Gav: Yeah, so reminding, us that he's a baddie,

Gav: but then you go for that, then you get,

Gav: then what the fuck?

Gav: The size of this tree.

Dan: Yeah, so it's an Amazon rainforest tree

Dan: that's fallen.

Dan: That's not.

Dan: It couldn't have been known.

Gav: It doesn't look like just you could make a

Gav: house out of this tree.

Dan: Yeah, it's huge.

Dan: It's about as half as tall as a house, you

Dan: know, and really long.

Dan: They kind of laughed, don't they?

Dan: Manically?

Dan: Now, well, we get it, and as as they

Dan: discover it, the other truck pulls up.

Gav: Well, yeah, the other guys catch up to them,

Gav: but before, before that, roy's just like

Gav: what the fuck, grab some machete?

Gav: And just starts hacking through, going I'm

Gav: going to make a road over here, and then

Gav: the, the, the, the Nilo's just laughing at

Gav: him, then gets, pulls out his gun because

Gav: he says, use the machete, he throws it at

Gav: him and he pulls that gun and just starts

Gav: shooting at him and saying no.

Gav: And then the other two just turn up and you

Gav: know, oh my God.

Gav: Now, luckily the other truck.

Gav: But you like, though, the first thing, you,

Gav: when you see that you like shit, what are

Gav: they going to do?

Gav: And I was just like what are they going to

Gav: do?

Gav: I have no idea.

Dan: Well, luckily the other truck that's pulled

Dan: up has got a Casino in it.

Dan: Who is a terrorist?

Dan: He's an explosives expert.

Gav: And I didn't know what they were doing

Gav: though.

Gav: So when they start setting up this like

Gav: little booby trap type thing, I was like

Gav: how are they?

Dan: What it's.

Dan: This is my favorite scene.

Dan: I know the road bridge is like the main

Dan: scene, but this is my favorite scene for

Dan: the, the whole 18 McGyriness of it all.

Dan: What they do then is they, they, they

Dan: fashion a tripod of really long branches

Dan: over the top of the tree, they get loads of

Dan: sand and they basically fill up the pockets.

Dan: It's it's Victor's very posh silk trousers

Dan: that they use.

Dan: They get them to cut his.

Dan: He pulls a knife out, doesn't he?

Dan: And he grabs his pockets and he could

Dan: always be cut his balls off because he's

Dan: like.

Dan: He looks him in the eyes as he slices his

Dan: silk pockets off and they use that as a

Dan: sand bag.

Dan: And then they, they use some of the

Dan: dynamite to and they very carefully fashion,

Dan: they put it there with a rock above it on a

Dan: pulley system.

Gav: The other three, though, run off like they

Gav: run so fast and you can see.

Gav: You can see like the accident, this is like

Gav: it's just like it's real, it's actually

Gav: happening, which it obviously did actually

Gav: happen, because they explode it and but

Gav: they leave poor old kaseem's up there just

Gav: trying to get the finishing touches.

Gav: So then when he gets down he's trying to

Gav: run so fast, he's tripping over and stuff,

Gav: because he's like any second, this

Gav: explosion I don't know how big the

Gav: explosion is going to be is going to take

Gav: this tree out.

Gav: I've got to get the fuck away from here.

Dan: So what he's done is he's put a hole in the

Dan: bag of sand so that it slowly starts to get

Dan: lighter and lighter, it's like a V shape

Dan: for tree so that it's wedged.

Gav: So as it goes down, the bag will slip

Gav: between the V shape of the tree.

Gav: Which way should you?

Dan: run the rock explosion.

Gav: It's not a glistening and an explosion.

Dan: The explosion is just makes it.

Gav: He just gets, he just makes it out of the

Gav: start.

Gav: Yeah, and the tree, the explosion's, like

Gav: what the fuck?

Dan: And then I was really excited, nick,

Dan: because, like I said, this was my favorite

Dan: scene.

Dan: At this point I was like that was

Dan: incredible.

Dan: And then I was like has it worked?

Dan: Has it worked?

Dan: They all slowly go back over and it takes

Dan: ages for the camera to pan over.

Dan: They really hold you and then the camera

Dan: finally shows you no one needs it worked.

Dan: It's blown a fucking huge clear road right

Dan: the way through that they can easily drive

Dan: the trucks through.

Dan: Oh, it's like a little.

Dan: This is a little moment of like you can

Dan: have a little breather.

Gav: They leave a whole box of dynamite on the

Gav: tree though, cause I was like how much they

Gav: can use the whole box.

Gav: But, by the way, very quickly going back to

Gav: that bridge scene, just as they're trying

Gav: to get across that last little bit you've

Gav: got, the structure of the bridge is

Gav: starting to collapse.

Gav: Yeah, that made it sound much even more

Gav: intense, it's like.

Gav: Could you stop making it so intense?

Gav: How do you keep doing this?

Dan: You might as well have just had sharks on

Dan: crocodiles underneath the bridge, with

Dan: laser beams on their head and pterodactyl

Dan: circling them overhead.

Dan: Oh, so is so.

Dan: They've cleared a path, gav.

Dan: We can breathe for a moment, just until we

Dan: get to this.

Dan: Very, very.

Gav: I love it when I do run from it the first

Gav: three guys when they run to it and they

Gav: just get into the lorries and reverse

Gav: reverse reverse.

Dan: Oh yeah, that's right, get the other

Dan: dynamite away from the explosion.

Dan: Yeah, fuck yeah.

Gav: But this breather that the audience and

Gav: them are given doesn't last too long,

Gav: because this breather is a nice little

Gav: moment where they go wow, we've just done

Gav: this, so you've got this lovely moment

Gav: where Victor and Kasim are driving along

Gav: and Kasim's like are you married?

Gav: And stuff like yeah, I've got wife.

Dan: I've seen my wife last time.

Gav: This is my watch.

Gav: It's my watch, last thing she gave me.

Gav: It's fucking.

Gav: I love this watch.

Gav: You've got children.

Dan: No, no, but I do want to have children.

Dan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they really get to

Dan: know each other.

Gav: It's what we need after all that tension.

Gav: We need a nice little ah, and they get to

Gav: know each other, and it's quite nice, isn't

Gav: it?

Dan: It is until that moment is really

Dan: interrupted.

Gav: when the wheel slips, the tyre bursts, the

Gav: tyre explodes and they start to go down,

Gav: and as they start to move, the lorry

Gav: explodes and they die.

Dan: Now do we see the explosion, or do we see

Dan: it from Roy Schneider's point of view?

Gav: No, we do sort of see it a little bit, but

Gav: then we see the smoke from their distance

Gav: and they they're coming up to it, yeah they

Gav: know, they know, they're behind them now,

Gav: but they are.

Dan: They know there's only one way that there's

Dan: an explosion that big in the jungle, and

Dan: that's that their buddy's in the truck in

Dan: front of them.

Gav: They're not really their buddies, but they

Gav: have gone through this journey, so they are

Gav: at least kindred spirits of that sense.

Gav: So they're fucked.

Gav: We've lost half the cast.

Gav: Also, though, bandits have heard the noise.

Gav: Oh shit, pirates.

Dan: Pirate bandits.

Gav: So we've just these two.

Gav: They should quite like.

Gav: That's it.

Gav: They're just taking out of the movie and

Gav: it's like the fuck.

Dan: So we're left with one lorry now, very good.

Dan: So just to recap, what I loved about all of

Dan: that series of sequence of events is I love

Dan: the whole tree and the setup and the

Dan: blowing up and the way they did it.

Dan: Then I love the ease off of tension for a

Dan: split second when they're victorious

Dan: They've cut through the tree.

Dan: Then I love that lovely moment of Victor

Dan: and Kasim getting to know each other and

Dan: they're a bit more relaxed because they're

Dan: on the last stretch now.

Dan: And then that is cut short so brutally with

Dan: this explosion and they're just taking out

Dan: and you're like, wow, I was just getting to

Dan: know those guys.

Dan: They were just getting to know each other,

Dan: fuck.

Dan: And I love the way that Freakin and the

Dan: cast and the writing takes you on this

Dan: fucking roller coaster.

Dan: For several scenes You're like, oh you

Dan: bastard.

Gav: Yeah, because you heard it.

Gav: You're like oh, that's the introduction to

Gav: all the characters and stuff.

Gav: It's like the first scene and it's like,

Gav: yeah, it is.

Gav: I suppose sex scenes are jungle and that,

Gav: but then that kind of goes into the third

Gav: scene.

Gav: It's not really a normal structure of this

Gav: film whatsoever.

Dan: No, it's unlike anything I can recall

Dan: seeing.

Gav: I didn't sort of think to sort of break it

Gav: down.

Gav: I think it actually confused me a little.

Gav: I'd have to sort of really sit there for a

Gav: little moment and go OK, this is that,

Gav: that's this and that's that.

Gav: But it's unconventional and I guess it's

Gav: him doing what he wants.

Dan: Freakin.

Gav: So Roy Schneider and Nilo pull up at the

Gav: wreckage of their body trucks and they

Gav: could say the watch, the watch is there, I

Gav: think.

Dan: I think the watch is down.

Dan: There's some body parts and smoke.

Dan: However, while they're there, like you

Dan: mentioned, go bandits.

Dan: Some Colombian bandits survive as bandits.

Gav: No, I hope.

Dan: And they surround them and they basically

Dan: are speaking to them.

Dan: They don't really understand what they're

Dan: saying.

Dan: He's trying to sort of explain to them you

Dan: know, don't, please leave us alone, Don't,

Dan: don't touch the truck, Don't look in the

Dan: truck.

Dan: But the more he does that, the more they're

Dan: like what have you got?

Dan: What are you transporting?

Dan: So he starts saying Roy Schneider just

Dan: started saying random things like toilet

Dan: paper, rice.

Dan: He just starts listing random products.

Gav: He knows that they're going to look in here.

Gav: I don't know what's going on here, but

Gav: while this is happening, we have got Victor,

Gav: who's just in the in the front, nilo.

Dan: Nilo.

Gav: So in the front just sort of sitting there

Gav: going oh hang on, I'll get out in a minute,

Gav: because you've got some of the guys saying

Gav: get out.

Gav: There's like three of them, so get out, get

Gav: out.

Dan: And he's acting like he's.

Dan: Well, he is a bit, but yeah, you're telling

Dan: the hit man to.

Gav: Like.

Gav: You know, we know what's kind of kind of go

Gav: on here.

Dan: Yeah, well, nilo, he shoots one of them and

Dan: there's a bit of a fight between them all.

Dan: They take them.

Dan: Nilo takes pretty much all of them out,

Dan: pretty much.

Gav: But he does get shot, unfortunately.

Dan: He is shot in the process.

Dan: Yeah, roy takes out the last one with a

Dan: shovel.

Dan: Fucking great, kill he just, and it's a

Dan: really brutal.

Dan: You don't really see it, but the way it's

Dan: shot and it's the same design.

Dan: You know that he's caved this guy's head in

Dan: with a shovel.

Dan: Roy Schneider smashing a guy in the head

Dan: with a shovel.

Dan: It's brilliant, brilliantly done.

Dan: It's such a gritty film.

Gav: Imagine your situation though.

Gav: You're a desperate man, your life is fucked

Gav: and all of a sudden, you found yourself

Gav: going through the jungle one day with a

Gav: fucking, a hit man.

Gav: Diner with a hit man, you don't know, with

Gav: dynamite in the back which you could

Gav: explode like the dudes down there, your

Gav: life isn't whatever.

Gav: So then these guys come along and say, fuck

Gav: off, I'm not having a good day.

Gav: And it's just like, yeah, I'm going to pave

Gav: your fucking head in with a shovel because

Gav: I don't care, isn't it?

Dan: Well, we cut to nighttime and Nilo is dying.

Dan: He's not in a good way.

Gav: It's really nice.

Gav: I'm trippy place here.

Gav: Roy's not having a good time either.

Gav: I think he's starting to fucking trip out.

Dan: Yeah Well, in a moment he has a full-on

Dan: paranoid trip.

Gav: It's all blue.

Gav: They drive through it.

Gav: He's from this rocky place.

Dan: It looks like Tatooine or something from

Dan: Star Wars, because it's nighttime and

Dan: because there are obviously in the desert

Dan: or wherever they are.

Dan: There is no fake light, there's no man-made

Dan: lighting.

Dan: So the way the stars and the night time

Dan: illuminate these rocks and this landscape,

Dan: it looks like they're on another planet.

Dan: It's beautiful.

Gav: And Nilo has died, and his laugh because he

Gav: has this thing where he laughs quite a lot

Gav: in this movie.

Gav: His laugh is now like the sound design,

Gav: while Roy's just driving aimlessly around

Gav: this weird place.

Dan: Well, he says to him.

Dan: He tries to keep him alive for a little bit.

Dan: He says what are you going to do with your

Dan: cut of the money?

Dan: And Nilo says I'm going to get the finest

Dan: whore in Colombia.

Dan: And Roy's like he might as well get the two

Dan: finest whores in Colombia and he's trying

Dan: to keep him alive.

Dan: But then he dies.

Dan: So he drags his body out, he leaves him in

Dan: the desert and then he carries on driving

Dan: and then that's when you get the sound

Dan: design of a laugh, and then just the

Dan: weirdness that's where the sleep

Dan: deprivation, the paranoid exhaustion it's

Dan: exhaustion.

Dan: And, yeah, they start mixing in flashbacks

Dan: to New York, flashbacks to what's recently

Dan: happened, and he starts hallucinating he's

Dan: driving.

Gav: And he stops, doesn't he he?

Gav: Stops, he stops.

Gav: And then starts to van.

Gav: Why does he stop?

Dan: To take the body out, ok, he starts to van

Dan: Laurie again.

Gav: And guess what?

Gav: I don't start, fuck.

Dan: So what's he going to?

Gav: do so.

Gav: The next shot is him just walking up the

Gav: road with a box of dynamite in his hands.

Gav: Very carefully.

Gav: Not really Well.

Gav: Well, he's just trying to get across the

Gav: road.

Dan: I actually said out loud to myself, because

Dan: he's because it's 218 miles and he's

Dan: written that on the dashboard and when they,

Dan: when they get there, it says how many miles.

Dan: Oh yeah, when they get, when the truck

Dan: doesn't stop, it says 216.

Dan: Yeah, so he knows he's got two miles left

Dan: to walk with his dynamite.

Gav: So he just starts walking and luckily we

Gav: see some people come out and just grab the

Gav: box of dynamite from him.

Dan: Well, just before that this is this part of

Dan: the film that I actually shared out loud

Dan: when I saw, when it cuts to, roy Schneider

Dan: in the middle of the night walking through

Dan: with a box.

Dan: I'm actually shadow, oh, for fuck's sake,

Dan: because I was like I can't take any more

Dan: tension.

Dan: And he's about to collapse from exhaustion.

Dan: On top of that, if he falls over, boom,

Dan: boom, boom.

Dan: But yeah, the people who work for the

Dan: company see him.

Dan: They run over, they grab the dynamite, they

Dan: carefully take it away.

Dan: He collapses.

Dan: They use it to stop the burning.

Dan: Obviously, what you know we don't really

Dan: see that, but they do it.

Gav: And he becomes a he's like the hero.

Gav: Yeah, he's a bit of a hero Now he turns up

Gav: in terms of the business guy at the back

Gav: who owns all companies, got his checks and

Gav: stuff in their shirt and stuff and they go

Gav: into like a bar and he says, ok, he buys

Gav: him a drink, he gives him a check, he goes

Gav: what the fuck am I going to do?

Gav: He goes it's all right, someone's coming

Gav: down to take you to the bank.

Gav: You'll have your money by two o'clock this

Gav: afternoon.

Dan: He says you'll have a passport, he's got

Dan: 40,000.

Dan: Yep, he says you'll have a passport, you'll

Dan: be a citizen of the country, you'll have a

Dan: bank account and you'll have all this money,

Dan: so you're going to be absolutely fine.

Gav: Yeah, and he looks over to the cleaning

Gav: lady and he's like do I have to?

Gav: When do I have to go?

Gav: Do I have to go right now?

Gav: And he goes.

Gav: No, he goes, they're waiting.

Gav: If it's you, they're waiting for you

Gav: because he's now got this new money.

Dan: He saved the village, he saved the whole

Dan: village and brought money back into the

Dan: village.

Gav: And he takes the cleaning lady's hand and

Gav: has a little dance for ads.

Dan: The backstory to that very quickly is

Dan: because he's been looking at pictures of

Dan: beautiful women on and off.

Gav: He's Mrs Women.

Dan: And he wants to dance with a woman.

Dan: So he picks up this cleaning lady and he

Dan: has a bit of a slow dance with her.

Dan: But carry on then, garth, as is your

Dan: birthday episode.

Dan: Tell us, tell us, tell us, we pant outside.

Gav: And as we get to outside and we know he's

Gav: won Roy has won we pant outside.

Gav: A taxi turns up and a couple of guys come

Gav: out and it's the guy that told him it's

Gav: Vinny.

Gav: Yeah, the guy told him to where to go.

Gav: Go down to the docks I don't know where

Gav: you're going.

Gav: He turns up, so he obviously did.

Gav: Though where he was going Move someone else.

Gav: So that means they're going to go in there

Gav: and kill him and they walk into that bar

Gav: and we finish we finish, we hear a gunshot.

Dan: If you listen carefully you hear a gunshot,

Dan: but Friedkin said he wanted it to be either

Dan: you to think it was either a car backfiring

Dan: a gunshot, anything, but you do hear a very

Dan: muffled shot.

Dan: So we don't know his fate.

Dan: We assume after all of that he's probably

Dan: been shot.

Dan: He got his comeuppance Because none of

Dan: these guys are good guys.

Gav: I think that is actually correct.

Gav: I would say your predicament is right there.

Gav: He's not a bad guy.

Gav: He doesn't deserve to get the money.

Gav: He got shot.

Gav: Yeah, so no one wins in this movie.

Gav: So after all that attention no one's

Gav: fucking.

Dan: I'm tense.

Gav: No talking about it, I am tense, but if you

Gav: said to me right, well, watch it again,

Gav: then I'm all right, yeah, I'd watch.

Dan: Gav, I'd sit and watch this with you.

Dan: Honestly, I'd love to sit and watch this

Dan: with you Because I can imagine us going.

Dan: Ah, oh, no, To sum up, you know, obviously

Dan: I loved, absolutely loved this film.

Dan: For me, it's got real opening scenes of

Dan: Exorcist 5, mixed with Deliverance, some

Dan: parts of Jaws, and that's not because of

Dan: Roy Schneider, it just comes from the

Dan: tension and the realism.

Dan: And I'm getting a lot of because of the

Dan: trucks a lot of Spielberg's Jaws vibes as

Dan: well, and it's just a sign of its time.

Dan: So those late 70s were magic years with

Dan: American film making Fucking hell.

Dan: This was great.

Gav: I think if you appreciate films like

Gav: Apocalypse Now, films like that sort of

Gav: epic scale of real, like oh my god, this is

Gav: like we're going to sit down and watch a

Gav: fucking movie.

Gav: Now, you know, put the phone away, I'm

Gav: going to watch a fucking movie, that sort

Gav: of thing, this is yeah yeah, old cinema,

Gav: real cinema, old cinema, real film making.

Gav: Yeah, it's fine Classics.

Gav: Like you know, we don't see stuff like this

Gav: now.

Dan: It's a wonderful film.

Dan: Obviously a thumbs up from me and I'm sure

Dan: from you as well.

Gav: It's the beauty of cinema and why all of us

Gav: are here right now listening to this

Gav: podcast all the time, and I host it Because

Gav: we love fucking cinema.

Gav: We love movies, we love the escape as of

Gav: going off into a little world of a film.

Gav: We all love it, the world loves it, it's

Gav: whatever reason it is, and these films do

Gav: different things for you, but this one go

Gav: man, have a spare pair of pants.

Dan: And what I would say, gav as well, is if

Dan: you which I don't think you have go onto

Dan: the Wikipedia page and go onto IMDB trivia,

Dan: there's lots of background stuff on there.

Dan: All the stuff that went on behind the

Dan: scenes.

Gav: I tell you what I might have to do.

Gav: A YouTube.

Gav: I bet some people have just done their own

Gav: kind of behind the scenes.

Gav: They've probably broken it, don't they?

Dan: There was even some stuff which Nida not

Dan: getting on with Freakin.

Dan: Oh sure, Because he spoke up for the cast

Dan: and said to Freakin, you need to stop

Dan: firing people, because I'm fed up of going

Dan: to the airport and saying goodbye to these

Dan: people.

Dan: You know you're firing people left, right

Dan: and center, but then they had all the

Dan: trouble with the sets and the real weather

Dan: that hit and just great.

Gav: If you said to me right, you've got a

Gav: chance to make a proper studio movie,

Gav: you're going to make this movie.

Gav: No, I'm not.

Gav: No, I'm not going to make a studio movie.

Dan: Then it's just too much.

Dan: The score is phenomenal all over the top.

Dan: Just adding to that crazy because it gets

Dan: all very.

Dan: It's described as an existential high

Dan: tension thriller and it is at times quite

Dan: existential towards the end, especially

Dan: with Schneider, these four men questioned

Dan: in their lives.

Gav: You know, so yeah, how did we end up here?

Gav: How and why, and what the fuck are we going

Gav: to do about it?

Gav: Watch this movie.

Gav: It's a series of events.

Gav: What's this film, people?

Gav: It might not be for you.

Gav: The first time I watched this was Sarah.

Gav: She fell asleep.

Gav: She might not like me saying that, but I

Gav: think she is probably just pretty tired.

Gav: Actually, she enjoyed it this time around.

Gav: I don't think it's probably going to be for

Gav: everybody.

Gav: I wouldn't have liked watching this when I

Gav: was 17, 18.

Gav: I might not have appreciated it at all.

Gav: I'm older, I can sit with her and I'll have

Gav: an older film and appreciate it more

Gav: nowadays.

Gav: So I don't know, it might not be for you.

Gav: But it's not horror, but it is fucking

Gav: tense.

Dan: It's not horror but it's a thriller and

Dan: it's intense and it's got some good sort of

Dan: it's just good.

Gav: What's the class as a bit?

Gav: It's just like a drama Drama thriller,

Gav: maybe Action drama thriller.

Dan: There we go, great stuff.

Gav: Yeah, 7.7 out of 10.

Gav: Honestly, I think.

Dan: I think deliverance is as close as I could

Dan: say.

Dan: It feels like it's that kind of tension of

Dan: guys on a trip.

Gav: Better than deliverance, though.

Dan: Yeah, oh, I don't know, man, maybe because

Dan: I've only seen this once.

Gav: So the most is way to deliver.

Dan: It's about this.

Gav: Do go back to French Connection, do

Gav: definitely watch that and do do cruising

Gav: and I'm going to say that we should

Gav: probably do cruising as an actual episode,

Gav: because it is actually about a detective

Gav: after an opportunity, after a serial killer.

Gav: Are you all a girl?

Gav: Ok?

Dan: OK, all right, brilliant.

Dan: Well, thank you, kat, for giving me a

Dan: present on your birthday of these two

Dan: beautiful films.

Gav: Yes, no problem, I'm great.

Dan: Let's have a little break and then come

Dan: back to say goodbye and happy birthday to

Dan: everybody.

Dan: Bye.

Gav: Goodbye.

Gav: Ok, let's come back.

Dan: Oh well, that was a tense end to the

Dan: episode, but a fantastic episode, Gav.

Gav: Good, I'm glad my choice again hasn't been

Gav: too bad.

Dan: Yeah, good stuff, and I hope you enjoyed

Dan: your birthday episode.

Dan: I did I need to take your birthday pants

Dan: off?

Dan: I'm at your birthday crown off now.

Dan: Sorry, and put that back away.

Gav: I'll pull them back up then.

Gav: There you go.

Dan: There you go Right.

Dan: So that was episode 148.

Dan: Good times.

Dan: In some ways, enjoy both films.

Dan: Let's talk about what's coming up.

Gav: Please.

Dan: Our next episode.

Gav: Give it to me baby.

Dan: Oh, the girls say episode 149 is a director

Dan: special.

Dan: We're talking Adam Green.

Gav: Oh yes.

Dan: And we're going to be covering Frozen yeah

Dan: From 2010 and Digging Up the Marrow from

Dan: 2014.

Gav: Yeah.

Dan: I went to Fright First Sword premiere of

Dan: Dig up the.

Dan: Marrow, I've only seen it once and I

Dan: absolutely loved it, so I'm excited to go

Dan: back to watch that again, ray Wise.

Dan: Yeah, I love a bit of Ray.

Dan: So that's 149.

Dan: Episode 150 after that is another train.

Dan: Amazing.

Dan: And our friend RJ McCready has picked two

Dan: London gangster films for us.

Dan: Yes, so interesting.

Dan: Long Good Friday with Bob Oskins from 1980.

Dan: And the classic Guy Ritchie lock stock and

Dan: two smoking barrels from 98.

Gav: Wow, we we're going to have a lot to say

Gav: Gangster double bill.

Gav: So yeah, not horror, not horror, but we're

Gav: doing a gangster double bill, but lots of

Gav: violence.

Gav: People do get murdered, though, so it's

Gav: fine we can talk about Vinnie Jones

Gav: crushing people's heads in cars.

Dan: Yeah, and just lots of good stuff.

Gav: I can't wait for that, though I was gutted

Gav: that I didn't get to meet and I was going

Gav: to do a gangster tour.

Gav: I think it was a gangster tour, might have

Gav: been actually or something, I can't

Gav: remember.

Gav: I think it was with the dude with the curly

Gav: hair.

Dan: Oh yeah.

Gav: But I had covid.

Dan: A man also gets beaten to death with a big

Dan: black rubber dildo in that film, so

Dan: there'll be lots to discuss.

Dan: Yeah.

Dan: Interesting.

Dan: And then, after that Episode 151, I'm

Dan: pleased to announce we'll be coming back to

Dan: a franchise that we started.

Dan: We're going to be coming back to Chucky.

Gav: Oh, really now.

Dan: We'll be covering Chards Play 3, which was

Dan: famously banned for a while in the UK.

Dan: Oh yeah, and of course the follow-up from

Dan: 98, Bride of Chucky, which is where Ronnie

Dan: Yu stepped in and things got a little bit

Dan: more comical, but it started really

Dan: becoming its own little cult thing then at

Dan: this point, so interesting to discuss.

Gav: Did he do Freddie Mercury's Jason?

Dan: He did yes he did, which we'll be covering

Dan: at some point when we get to that point in

Dan: the franchise.

Dan: So yeah, so we're talking Adam Green,

Dan: followed by some London gangsters, and then

Dan: after that we'll be getting lucky with

Dan: Chucky.

Dan: So the next three episodes are going to be

Dan: huge fun.

Dan: Stick with us everyone.

Gav: Plucky fucky, ducky sucky.

Dan: Sucky, it's your birthday.

Dan: Sucky, sucky, sucky with Chucky.

Dan: Wow, I wouldn't.

Dan: I heard a rumor that they're making a Megan

Dan: versus Chucky movie.

Gav: I don't care, ok.

Dan: Well, let's do some admin, let's do our

Dan: little admin bits Housekeeping, as it were

Dan: and then we'll move on.

Dan: So as always, and as we have been for the

Dan: last 148 episodes.

Gav: We need a little thing, don't we?

Gav: So we're saying housekeepered no, a little

Gav: thing, you know.

Dan: What's that in Housekeeping?

Dan: She says it's probably in a lot of films.

Dan: I think yes.

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Dan: If you want to become a patron and you do

Dan: not have to do it, we would do this if we

Dan: didn't have one single patron.

Dan: But if you want to become a patron and

Dan: support the show in a financial way that

Dan: will help us to continue to keep the show

Dan: growing, to rent and buy films and

Dan: equipment and other bits and bobs that we

Dan: need to keep going really, because 10 years

Dan: of doing this has taken cost a little bit

Dan: of money here and there.

Gav: And it's massively appreciated.

Gav: Yeah, and time as well.

Gav: It's not a quick thing.

Dan: As we discussed on our 100th or 10 year

Dan: episode.

Dan: It's like four nights we give up to get,

Dan: but we still love it, yeah, but if you

Dan: become a patron, you'll get a t-shirt sent

Dan: to wherever you live in the universe.

Dan: I'll say that now, gav in the universe, so

Dan: you'll get a t-shirt sent to you.

Dan: You'll also get to have a patron.

Gav: I guess no one from the Rover or whatever

Gav: it is on the moon or whatever it's gonna.

Dan: Let's hope not.

Gav: What a t-shirt.

Dan: Because the British Postal Service is very

Dan: good.

Dan: They're really shambles about it.

Gav: There's another show programme I watched.

Gav: I watched a fucking TV programme with Toby

Gav: Jones as the lead.

Gav: It was actually quite a good show.

Dan: Yeah, and it's now opened up a candleworms

Dan: and shown everybody just to corrupt.

Dan: That whole thing was.

Dan: That was fucked, yeah, yeah.

Dan: So you'll get a t-shirt.

Dan: You'll get access to exclusive content as

Dan: well as all of our back catalog, Yep, and

Dan: you'll also get, as well as a shout-out,

Dan: which I'll do in a moment, all of our

Dan: patrons.

Dan: You also get your chance to partake in

Dan: Patreon.

Dan: To me.

Dan: So every three episodes, one of our patrons

Dan: gets to decide the two movies that we watch,

Dan: whether they're horror or something related

Dan: to dark or thriller or yeah, it's got to

Dan: happen.

Gav: We get slight rules to it guys.

Gav: I remember it has to be slightly.

Gav: It's got to be like someone being hurt or

Gav: deaf.

Dan: You can't just throw in my best friend's

Dan: wedding or something like that.

Gav: It doesn't have to be deaf, but it's got to

Gav: be a dark tone to it.

Dan: Yeah, but yeah, you'll also get to do that

Dan: as well.

Dan: So if you want to do that, go to Patreon.

Dan: Search for the podcast on Haunted Hill.

Dan: If you can't find that anywhere, email us

Dan: Again.

Dan: It's the podcast on HauntedHill at Outlook.com

Dan: or message me on Facebook Private message

Dan: me and I'll share the link to you.

Dan: And, as always, thank you to our beautiful,

Dan: wonderful patrons, who are all Sexy they're

Dan: sexy patrons and they're all going to get a

Dan: nickname.

Dan: I've decided I'm not going to do a voice

Dan: today.

Dan: I'm going to give them a nickname.

Gav: I'm going to do the dirty perv noise after

Gav: you say the names.

Dan: I'm sure they'll all really appreciate that.

Gav: It's my birthday, I can do what I want.

Dan: Of course.

Dan: So the nicknames are going to be related to

Dan: them.

Dan: You know the rhyming, not rhyming the names,

Dan: but the same letters as their names.

Dan: So, thank you to Dangerous Don Call you Ugh.

Dan: Magnificent Matthew Godley, ugh.

Dan: Uh, I'm trying to think of a good one, with

Dan: Jay Um juxtapositioning Jamie Jenkins.

Dan: What?

Gav: Ugh.

Dan: Uh, conniving.

Dan: Kevin S5.

Dan: Ugh, uh.

Dan: Sensational.

Dan: Sarah Ke, yeah.

Dan: Ridiculous Rachel, oh Robotic.

Dan: Rj McCready yeah.

Dan: And the lovely Lex Boo Ugh.

Dan: I apologize, some of you have back

Dan: nicknames and others.

Gav: I apologize.

Dan: Probably going to be offended and

Dan: un-unpatring yourselves from us, and I

Dan: don't blame you.

Gav: I apologize, anything that came out my

Gav: mouth.

Dan: All goes in it, anything.

Gav: Yeah, what are you saying?

Gav: The dick's been in your mouth before.

Gav: It's going to blow your own dick in your

Gav: mouth, you can blow your dick again.

Gav: What?

Dan: Great stuff, great movie.

Dan: I'll go back and watch that one again.

Dan: I'm about both of these.

Dan: I need to check out again in the next

Dan: couple of months.

Dan: Really, thank you everybody.

Dan: Um, let's say our goodnight.

Dan: It is a goodnight from Jeff Garland blowing

Dan: his own dick into his own mouth.

Gav: It's been there before.

Gav: Yeah, oh sorry, it's my fault.

Gav: It's goodnight from the birthday boy, Gabby.

Gav: Gabby, Gab, Gab.

Dan: And it's a goodnight from a very sweaty Roy

Dan: Schneider carrying a box of dynamite for

Dan: two miles, I'm going to carry it for two

Dan: miles.

Gav: I couldn't even get my teenagers to all my

Gav: kids to walk two miles how he does it with

Gav: dynamite in the jungle.

Dan: After all that he's been through After

Dan: fighting off bandits.

Gav: After all that he's been through, I know.

Dan: So it's a goodnight from all of them, and

Dan: it's a goodnight from us.

Gav: Yeah, goodnight, everybody, be safe.

Gav: Be careful.

Gav: Do look under the bed for Roy Schneider

Gav: with a box of dynamite.

Gav: You're smiling at you.

Dan: And don't forget, guys if you do keep

Dan: dynamite in your shed, Gab, the rule is

Dan: keep rotating it.

Gav: Rotate that so that nitricleusin keeps it

Gav: in the middle.

Dan: It's like wine.

Dan: You've got to rotate it every few weeks.

Dan: Yeah, you should do.

Dan: Goodnight everyone.

Gav: Goodnight.

Gav: Thank you for listening to the podcast on

Gav: Haunted Hill.

Gav: We will be back again real soon.